Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Damanucus]

The only reason they don't do abortions in Northen Ireland is because they don't want to piss off the Catholics.

[starts hearing "Every Sperm is Sacred" in his head...] Mrrr!

Can we make it a rule from here on in: no quotes that may lead to an earworm, no matter how awesome you think it is?

[Coffee Cakes]

Impeach chafing, discomfort is theft, free-balling 2016!

[The Empire of Pretantia]

This is just only one I currently have.

Ranting against capitalism and utopic communist shitfests - this thread in a nutshell.

I know I'm not OP. I know I'm not a moderator. I know I'm not an administrator. I know I'm not a lawyer, Jesus, Muhammad, the president, Elvis, or anyone with the authority to say this. I know it's poor form to post something when others can handle it.

But I must say that you are self-promoting.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

TiL that George RR Martin was a designer for CK2.

I could easily picture that.

"What you have is good, but it needs more. Lets up the amount of disturbed and twisted things you can do in this game. We need more Murder, more.. uh debauchery in the events, torture, Demonic possession, burning, castration, killing children, killing half of your family because you dont like them personally, all the good stuff. And best of all, we need more incest for the players characters, even if they dont want it, have a high chance that their character fall in love with a niece or something. Trust me, it will work"

[Yumyumsuppertime]

A three-fer.

So what's your view on love?

It's just a second hand emotion.

It's just a second hand emotion.

One wonders what love's got to do with it.

One wonders what love's got to do with it.

I just want my baby to not hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[Bambifan101]

A three-fer.

It's just a second hand emotion.

One wonders what love's got to do with it.

I just want my baby to not hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What about my quote?

[Yumyumsuppertime]

A three-fer.

What about my quote?

What about it?

[Aravea]

Oh do try our delicious slow broiled United Saint steak.

Why not fish instead?

[The united states of Saints]

Why not fish instead?

God dangit you had to put it in here

[The North Polish Union]

God save our gracious Mods!
Long live our noble Mods!
God save the Mods!
Send them victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Mods!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter their enemies,
And make them DOS:
Confound their trolling delights,
Frustrate their flamey tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save The Mods.

Thy choicest tacos in store,
On them be pleased to chow;
Long may they reign:
May they defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To post with heart and voice,
God save The Mods!

[Ruridova]

Aw, no "Like A Boss" parodies? You make me sad.

Talk to Barry (like a mod)
Approve threads (like a mod)
Lead a debate (like a mod)
Remember birthdays (like a mod)
Direct discussion (like a mod)
My own color (like a mod)
Ban flamers (like a mod)
Promote roleplay (like a mod)

[Zoboyizakoplayoklot]

Talk to Barry (like a mod)
Approve threads (like a mod)
Lead a debate (like a mod)
Remember birthdays (like a mod)
Direct discussion (like a mod)
My own color (like a mod)
Ban flamers (like a mod)
Promote roleplay (like a mod)

That's awesome.

[Lithuanian Empire]

Nation Name: Song Dynasty
Leader: Jim III
Government type: Dynasty

Religion: Christianity

Also, what is an rpg sample?

[Grenartia]

Religion: Christianity

Also, what is an rpg sample?

How exactly is that an awesome and/or funny quote?

[Thafoo]

Religion: Christianity

Also, what is an rpg sample?

How...?

[Murkwood]

Religion: Christianity

Also, what is an rpg sample?

Can you please provide an explanation to this quote? I, and my other NSGers are confused.

[Benuty]

How...?

It is stupid funny within the context of role playing and the role play. Honestly people clarify the context if you are just going to post such a small thing outright.

[Murkwood]

The Goldberg Saga:

Mauritius is at 44%?

They have maybe one Jew.

Evidently, he's good at pissing people off.

He has whole sections of the TV News dedicated to him.

"Mr. Goldberg's approval rating is currently 56%, falling two points after Hedge-Clippergate."

He has whole sections of the TV News dedicated to him.

"Mr. Goldberg's approval rating is currently 56%, falling two points after Hedge-Clippergate."

"Mr. Goldberg still did not bring good food to the local potluck."

"Mr. Goldberg still did not bring good food to the local potluck."

"According to this undercover footage, Mr. Goldberg was two words behind everybody else while singing the national anthem at a recent baseball game. For what this'll do to his polls, we got the Kristin. Kristin?"

"According to this undercover footage, Mr. Goldberg was two words behind everybody else while singing the national anthem at a recent baseball game. For what this'll do to his polls, we got the Kristin. Kristin?"

"Well, Raj, Mauritius doesn't even play baseball, but the fact that Goldberg couldn't even make an effort shows to many Mauritians that he isn't very loyal to this country, and evidently is cozying up to Israel and the West. I can't imagine this display will have any positive effect on his poll numbers. However, he was recently seen eating some naan and paneer, which is loved around the island, so I think that may counterbalance it."

"Well, Raj, Mauritius doesn't even play baseball, but the fact that Goldberg couldn't even make an effort shows to many Mauritians that he isn't very loyal to this country, and evidently is cozying up to Israel and the West. I can't imagine this display will have any positive effect on his poll numbers. However, he was recently seen eating some naan and paneer, which is loved around the island, so I think that may counterbalance it."

"Mr Goldberg refuses to support local business by buying imported wine. D3"

"Mr Goldberg refuses to support local business by buying imported wine. D3"

"Mr. Goldberg's Flag of Mauritius yarmulke lambasted by critics as "Tacky" A4"

"Well, Raj, Mauritius doesn't even play baseball, but the fact that Goldberg couldn't even make an effort shows to many Mauritians that he isn't very loyal to this country, and evidently is cozying up to Israel and the West. I can't imagine this display will have any positive effect on his poll numbers. However, he was recently seen eating some naan and paneer, which is loved around the island, so I think that may counterbalance it."

"Fascinating! And it looks like it's only going to get worse for Mr. Goldberg. According to recent reports from people who would like to remain anonymous, Mr. Goldberg is planning a trip to Israel, probably to receive instructions from the cabal that runs the world. Israel is famous for having a large amount of Jews. Coincidence, much?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a serious note, Wikipedia says Mauritius has 43 Jews.

And what's Wikipedia doing keeping a list of Jews, hmm?

[The united states of Saints]

This may be self-promoting but to me its funny.

Context: Nanatso Suki had told me that I should make some Republican slogans after saying this:

Its a mouse or a rat

Thanks for your support. :/

I'm more concerned about it being a big bug or a snake.

I said no because I'm a Democrat (by the way I'm an idiot for not realizing sooner what she meant) so another person said this

Even better! You can purposely make them shit and reduce their credibility. Assuming it can be lowered anymore.

The united states of Saints used Intentionally Terrible Slogans!
The Republican Party's Credibility won't go any lower!

Political Pokemon!

And of course I responded with political Pokemon.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This may be self-promoting but to me its funny.

Context: Nanatso Suki had told me that I should make some Republican slogans after saying this:

Thanks for your support. :/

I'm more concerned about it being a big bug or a snake.

I said no because I'm a Democrat (by the way I'm an idiot for not realizing sooner what she meant) so another person said this

Political Pokemon!

And of course I responded with political Pokemon.

It's self-promotion. Regardless of whether you find it funny, it shouldn't be here.

[Bezombia]

DON'T SELF PROMOTE

[The united states of Saints]

DON'T SELF PROMOTE

And you don't yell at others like that for self-promoting? I feel nothing but hate coming from you. Actually ignore this post entirely.

[Grenartia]

This may be self-promoting but to me its funny.

Context: Nanatso Suki had told me that I should make some Republican slogans after saying this:

Thanks for your support. :/

I'm more concerned about it being a big bug or a snake.

I said no because I'm a Democrat (by the way I'm an idiot for not realizing sooner what she meant) so another person said this

Political Pokemon!

And of course I responded with political Pokemon.

Its clearly at the top of the OP, for fucks sakes.

DON'T SELF-PROMOTE.

I mean, does Night have to change the title to add "NO SELF PROMOS"?

[Grenartia]

DON'T SELF PROMOTE

And you don't yell at others like that for self-promoting? I feel nothing but hate coming from you

Considering self-promotion goes against common courtesy, and that the rule is very clearly stated at the top of the OP, and that we keep having to reiterate it every 5 fucking pages, its justifiable.