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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:15 pm

Hydesland wrote:
Unhealthy2 wrote:One should thus hold only to universal friendship and universal love.


Hippy.
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:39 pm

The Holy Twig wrote:
The FTR wrote:Your face would look like two rainbow colored ponies chest bumping?

You're not supposed to judge other people for their appearance.
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:22 pm

The Holy Twig wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:(Image)>mfw

Summerfriends don't know how to use reaction faces.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:31 pm

Leninusia wrote:My knowledge of American geography is bad...

Anyways, is Jersey the same place that birthed the likes of Snookie? In which case, secede, and than get nuked.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:10 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Yeah, because all Stewart's writers work on is his 6 minute monologues. The rest of the show is delivered by stork. I always assumed that Beck talked just to hear the sound of his own voice, but lately, I've begun to wonder if he can even hear the words that come out of his mouth. :p

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I still maintain that Beck is an escaped mental patient that broke out of an Insane Asylum.


Funny, he doesn't look familiar.... :unsure:
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Pottslande » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:20 pm

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Even if they did grow a pair, it's so cold up there, the Canadian Pair would just clamber back up inside the Canadian Groin to keep warm.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Leninusia wrote:My knowledge of American geography is bad...

Anyways, is Jersey the same place that birthed the likes of Snookie? In which case, secede, and than get nuked.



I'll drink to that.
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:04 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:



I'll drink to that.

We'll, I guess you will drink when Chile gets nuked.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:08 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I'll drink to that.

We'll, I guess you will drink when Chile gets nuked.



I will drink if the world gets nuked.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:08 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Even if they did grow a pair, it's so cold up there, the Canadian Pair would just clamber back up inside the Canadian Groin to keep warm.

Pretty much yeah. We're too nice to be a superpower.
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:10 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Zeppy wrote:We'll, I guess you will drink when Chile gets nuked.



I will drink if the world gets nuked.

Minoriteeburg is one of my favorite Generalites. One main reason is his quote.
Minoriteeburg wrote:I'll drink to that.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:15 pm

The FTR wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I will drink if the world gets nuked.

Minoriteeburg is one of my favorite Generalites. One main reason is his quote.
Minoriteeburg wrote:I'll drink to that.



Cheers!
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The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:18 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The FTR wrote:Minoriteeburg is one of my favorite Generalites. One main reason is his quote.



Cheers!

I also don't know why, but I really like your flag. It is just so... Mysterious and Funny.
Anyways, as a F7er, I'm biased to people who agree with me. You sometimes agree with me.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:21 pm

The FTR wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Cheers!

I also don't know why, but I really like your flag. It is just so... Mysterious and Funny.
Anyways, as a F7er, I'm biased to people who agree with me. You sometimes agree with me.
Now for a quote.



Why do you find it mysterious?
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:22 pm

It could be anything from a kid in a suit playing in his backyard to a man who stole the king's crown and tells the court that he doesn't care to a crazy king who doesn't care when all of his people are killed by monsters.
And everything inbetween.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:32 pm

The FTR wrote:It could be anything from a kid in a suit playing in his backyard to a man who stole the king's crown and tells the court that he doesn't care to a crazy king who doesn't care when all of his people are killed by monsters.
And everything inbetween.



But it's Gallagher.
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Postby The FTR » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:34 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The FTR wrote:It could be anything from a kid in a suit playing in his backyard to a man who stole the king's crown and tells the court that he doesn't care to a crazy king who doesn't care when all of his people are killed by monsters.
And everything inbetween.



But it's Gallagher.

Well...
...
...
... Dang it.
Well, thank you for pointing that out. Anyways, I'll google Gallagher later. The name rings a bell.
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Postby United States of Cascadia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:18 pm

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:31 pm

Tubbsalot wrote:
Tuskenjaar wrote: You can help feed a starving AMERICAN Child

Oh, thank god! I've always wanted to give to charity, but I don't give a shit about those worthless moronic sand-niggers! Now I can use my money to help out children who actually matter. Thank you, Tuskenjaar!
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Meowfoundland » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tubbsalot wrote:Oh, thank god! I've always wanted to give to charity, but I don't give a shit about those worthless moronic sand-niggers! Now I can use my money to help out children who actually matter. Thank you, Tuskenjaar!


Hey, I was about to post that. It's hilarious.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:46 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:is fox saying that limbaugh is a comedian like stewart is?


I always thought blowhards like Rush and Beck always claim that they're just "entertainers".

Kinda makes you wonder when they'll actually entertain.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby The Corparation » Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:18 am

The FTR wrote:Minoriteeburg is one of my favorite Generalites. One main reason is his quote.
Minoriteeburg wrote:I'll drink to that.

That's less of a quote and more of his catch-phrase.
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Postby The FTR » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:08 am

The Corparation wrote:
The FTR wrote:Minoriteeburg is one of my favorite Generalites. One main reason is his quote.

That's less of a quote and more of his catch-phrase.

I know. It is still entertaining regardless of what it is.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:58 pm

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:39 pm

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"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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