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Furious Grandmothers
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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:09 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:I really do enjoy this thread. When I work all day, I can come here and see the glory that I missed.

Must be some very hard job you're working at. That totally blows.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:16 pm

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:I really do enjoy this thread. When I work all day, I can come here and see the glory that I missed.

Must be some very hard job you're working at. That totally blows.



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Postby Old Vester » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:52 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Must be some very hard job you're working at. That totally blows.



3 jobs.

Astronaut, President of the United States, and Billionaire must be very hard jobs ,eh?
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:54 pm

Old Vester wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

3 jobs.

Astronaut, President of the United States, and Billionaire must be very hard jobs ,eh?



Yes it is hard running the country from space.
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Postby Astrolinium » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Old Vester wrote:Astronaut, President of the United States, and Billionaire must be very hard jobs ,eh?



Yes it is hard running the country from space.


And on top of that, you've got all those dollars to keep track of, and they're floating around to boot. Ah well, I'm glad I don't have to pay the price of being a classic triple threat.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:59 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Yes it is hard running the country from space.


And on top of that, you've got all those dollars to keep track of, and they're floating around to boot. Ah well, I'm glad I don't have to pay the price of being a classic triple threat.



Drinking helps.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:00 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
And on top of that, you've got all those dollars to keep track of, and they're floating around to boot. Ah well, I'm glad I don't have to pay the price of being a classic triple threat.



Drinking helps.


I'll drink to that.
But it'll be milk, since I'm only 16.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:02 am

Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Drinking helps.


I'll drink to that.
But it'll be milk, since I'm only 16.


Irish up that milk, you're posting on NSG, it's a requirement.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:05 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I'll drink to that.
But it'll be milk, since I'm only 16.


Irish up that milk, you're posting on NSG, it's a requirement.

The most glorious people's requirement.
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:21 am

Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Drinking helps.


I'll drink to that.
But it'll be milk, since I'm only 16.

Bah, 16? At least drink a Dr Pepper. That's truly a Mans drink for those below the age of consumption.
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Postby Iterium » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:36 am

The Corparation wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I'll drink to that.
But it'll be milk, since I'm only 16.

Bah, 16? At least drink a Dr Pepper. That's truly a Mans drink for those below the age of consumption.

Bah dr. pepper is for wimps, you gotta have cajones to drink hot sauce :twisted:
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:42 am

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:46 am

Laserna wrote:Of course the solution for this is for everyone to be friends with everyone else.

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If there's one thing Mortal Kombat taught me, is that nothing gets in the way of a good friendship, not even a fight to the death.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:49 am

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Mind. Fuck.

No. You can't just fuck the mind. You have to fuck all parts of the body equally.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:51 am

Ifreann wrote:
Lucent Dawn wrote:
I agree we should help people at random, but absence of personal friends somewhat degrades our existence. Why can't we have friends and still help others as if they were friends?

Also, to add it to the discussion, if a friend and another person of equal ability are both drowning and I can save only one, who should I save?

Don't save either, but take note of the date and time. When time travel becomes possible, travel back and help your past self save them both.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:54 am

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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


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greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:08 pm

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And I agree with you, Hard.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:17 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the woods they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of argueing over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp.
The bear immediately said “I want all the bears in this forest to be women” The genie granted his wish.
The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said “I want a motorbike helmet”. The helmet appeared in front of him and he put it on his head.
The bear was very confused about the rabbit’s first wish but carried on with his second wish. “I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be women”.
The rabbit then said “I want a motorbike”.
The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished “I want all the bears on Earth to be women ” and the genie granted his wish.
The rabbit got on his motorbike and rode off, and when he was about 50 metres away from the bear he yelled “I wish that the bear was gay!!”
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:20 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the woods they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of argueing over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp.
The bear immediately said “I want all the bears in this forest to be women” The genie granted his wish.
The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said “I want a motorbike helmet”. The helmet appeared in front of him and he put it on his head.
The bear was very confused about the rabbit’s first wish but carried on with his second wish. “I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be women”.
The rabbit then said “I want a motorbike”.
The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished “I want all the bears on Earth to be women ” and the genie granted his wish.
The rabbit got on his motorbike and rode off, and when he was about 50 metres away from the bear he yelled “I wish that the bear was gay!!”

Ouch, condemning an entire species to slow death by depopulation because you hate one person.

... Sounds like the Republicans.
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It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


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Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:27 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Ouch, condemning an entire species to slow death by depopulation because you hate one person.

... Sounds like the Republicans.


If only we could quote that here.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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