Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I could say the same to transsexuals and their erratic behavior.

Ooooooooh what erratic behaviour? Do tell! This should be good.

OH MY GOD I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY GET AROUSED FROM A WOMAN WITH A PENIS! OMG I'M GAY!! HELP MEEEEEEEE!"

Do you mean that type of erratic behaviour?

[Vareiln]

Yes you know how all gay people think

Heteros NEVER give in to lust and Cheat, amirite?

Well, they do.

But I suppose you could argue that when they do, things are a lot more STRAIGHT forward...

[Lydenburg]

...Unwanted activity... in a relationship.



...What?

Well my wife touches my wallet and money disappears!

Thanks for the laugh, B!

[Yoite]

Revenge taken. Subpar cups of tea!

....Because I'm a bloody coward.

if you were a real man you would have pissed in their tea.

[Yoite]

It's my Grandmother's seventy-sixth birthday, got her a pot of flowers.

You got your grandma some pot for your birthday? Kickass.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

There is no redemption.

Don't feel the need to be redeemed myself. I am not a coupon.

We wubs joo Jim.

[Yoite]

Check your privilege, chat thread scum. I identify as a debate thread.

Debate on NSG?

Why not just turn on Fox and yell at your TV for a few hours.

[Uieurnthlaal]

(Image)

[The Republic of Lanos]

The Bell was never meant to fly. It was variously meant for time travel, resurrection, and immortality depending on what the Fourth Reich has decided to do in the past today with its more matured Bell system on the dark side of the Moon (the Moon has less gravity so it works there without needing complex radioactive substances to achieve necessary anti-gravity for time travel).

Source: Grey Falcon, History Channel

The reason there exists no evidence is because the Fourth Reich sent assassins back to kill those who tal

"It would appear the victim was such a prolific poster he had a dead-man's switch in his keyboard."

The Nazi was nice enough to click "Submit".

Such beautiful prose shan't go to waste.

Ernst, du müsst das nicht an der Amerikaner sagen, oder dann seht die ganze Welt deine Wörter!

Translated to: "Seriously, you must not say to the Americans, or the whole world will see your words!"

[Wisconsin9]

"It would appear the victim was such a prolific poster he had a dead-man's switch in his keyboard."

You mean to tell me some of you don't?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=5091119

[Dakran]

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=5091119

I very nearly spit out my food when I read that.

[Luziyca]

From the IRC (irrelevant bits removed) regarding typical streets in our nations.

[21:01] <Luziyca> A typical street of Luziyca
[21:01] <Luziyca> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... street.jpg
[21:02] <Luziyca> So, surprised by my pic of a typical Luziycan street?
[21:02] <Swilatia> No.
[21:03] <Swilatia> I kinda already figured out that your nation is mostly rows of identical houses.
(couple minutes later)
[21:05] <Swilatia> That said, we still haven't figured out why ordinary Luziycans need to have a garage that's bigger than an average Swilatian house.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=5092993

[Thafoo]

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=5092993

SCP-701 appears to be on a roll tonight.

That is, when he isn't orchestrating supernaturally murderous attacks in certain plays.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=5093040

[Coffee Cakes]

I thought this was funny:

SIBIRSKY

This post is little more than a fairly poor attempt to tapdance...

And besides, everyone knows that Russians are better at ballet than tapdance.

[Shofercia]

I thought this was funny:

SIBIRSKY

This post is little more than a fairly poor attempt to tapdance...

And besides, everyone knows that Russians are better at ballet than tapdance.

That's true

[Nightkill the Emperor]

All of the above due to the fact that they stayed in Mexico.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Our choice is between trusting US lawmakers and trusting Russia?

What kind of sick Kafkaesque world is this?

[Libertarian California]

All of the above due to the fact that they stayed in Mexico.

This has to be the greatest quotation of all time.

[Kouralia]

My SALC can withstand anything
Crew: +45
Weight: 34 tons
Length: 25 ft.
Speed: 35 mph
Weapons: Flamethrower, 5 barrage canons, 4 semiautomatic mounted guns

Forty-five men, thirty four tons, one crew cabin... anything could happen.

Mmm... it's getting hot in here.

(this won't work, by the way - for all sorts of reasons)

[DesAnges]

The UKIP chocolate bar does seem to contain more than its fair share of nuts.

And no fruits. Because they cause floods.

[Grenartia]

For context:

Get over here and fucking hug me.

Now the quote:

Innuendo-filled response in 5...4...3...

Extract from Hoyle's Official Registry of Erotic Positions, Vol. II, Page 44:

#67c. The "Fucking Hug":
The name essentially defines itself to the point of redundancy. Not to be confused with Number 98d (the "Upstanding Librarian") or number 117b (the "Hokkaido Hambone" [apocryphal]).
Number of participants: No more than 2-3
Difficulty rating: 4-8.5 out of 10 (depending on the height and physical fitness of participants)

[Yoite]

"New Zealand"

If that's a place, why doesn't Google Chrome's spell check recognize it's existence?

Because Google Chrome formally recognizes it as Middle Earth.