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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:23 am

Aids-Land wrote:
The FTR wrote:Hi

When did I say that?
Oh, you meant:
The FTR wrote:I will sig that.
But what if I said Pygmies? Are you sexually attracted to Pygmies?
I know more so than wolves, but betweem the choice of a Pygmie and a Aryan, I assume you take the Aryan.

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Iterium
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Postby Iterium » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:32 am

Herrebrugh wrote:
With vodka?

Chyeknovostan Republic wrote:

vodka is better with Owl cereal then milk

West Reich wrote
Sir, let me lick your anus.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:09 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I think Calliel needs to relax.







In bed.

In order to get that stick out of his ass, you're putting a stick up his ass?
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:31 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Stewart. Despite his humourous slant on the news, he states openly that he is a comedian, not a reporter. Besides, Fox News has shown time and time again to be extremely biased, bending and distorting the news in order to make it appear to fit the conservetive line of the day.

Enadail wrote:I guess it depends on how you define "basically true"... everything they say has a kernel of truth in it, but they don't hesitate at lies/deception when it helps make their point.

Shit often has a kernel or two in it. Doesn't mean you should seriously try to eat it. ^_________^
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:57 am

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Olthar wrote:I just don't know how I can fit it all in. :/

That's what your mother said last night, Trebec.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:58 am

Beat me to it.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:20 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Did a dimensional rift just jizz all over Egypt and kill a bunch of people?

Correct. Now you see why we keep saying angels are dicks.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:26 pm

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"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:09 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Happy 1000th post Awesome NS Quotes!



I'll drink to that!
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:43 pm

Mussoliniopoli wrote:Glenn Beck doesn't lie....he invents truth.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:11 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Just to FOX or to poorly disguised bullshit in general?

Probably poorly disguised bullshit in General. Might explain the sneezing fits when I peek into certain threads. :p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:25 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Stattr wrote:'i pick you up...' time to go take a bath alright?...

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Georgian People
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Postby Georgian People » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:02 pm

You can't spell Enviromentalist without "mental".
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Nightkill the Emperor wrote this...
Religion is like a penis.
It's OK to have one. It's OK to be proud of it.
But don't whip it out in public.
And please don't shove it down someone's throat.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:38 pm

Norstal wrote:
Namabia wrote:
Classic sir, classic. :)

Culture on NSG... could it be..... perhaps... possible? Yes! Would be nice if NSG got along for a day culturally, but then again, it would have to be Armageddon... :meh:

Hey we have culture here.

Bacterial cultures. *nods*
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:46 am

Ifreann wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:"You can expand your knowledge by finding answers!"

"No shit Sherlock."

Check the toilet, Watson.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:51 pm

New East Ireland wrote:God --> Universe
Universe --> ape
Ape --> Man
Man --> Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman --> God

Case closed. :p
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Milograd
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Postby Milograd » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:God --> Universe
Universe --> ape
Ape --> Man
Man --> Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman --> God

Case closed. :p

How does Universe lead to Ape? - _ -
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:10 pm

Milograd wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:

How does Universe lead to Ape? - _ -


I have no idea, but Morgan Freeman was involved. That makes it scientifically accurate, right?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Living Freedom Land
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Postby Living Freedom Land » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Milograd wrote:How does Universe lead to Ape? - _ -


I have no idea, but Morgan Freeman was involved. That makes it scientifically accurate, right?

Actually, that post skipped the missing link. Let me explain
Universe=>Apeiverse
Apeiverse=>Ape
etc. etc.

I hope that helps.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:28 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:That I am damn good at aiming my stream of black piss.


Someone's gonna get very excited at having struck oil. And then quickly very disappointed.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:49 pm

Beautifully out of context:

Gauthier wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Is that at all relevant?


Yes, because we ought to know about the 5-year olds who hit puberty and go on a serial raping spree.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Gernonai » Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:38 pm

There is a moral here. That we should get revenge on the trees, ten of them for every one of us they take. I think we reach our quota every minute.


Rumbria wrote:
Chinese Regions wrote:Ban trees :twisted:

...Daily Mail is always a :palm:


I believe this :palm: is worse than the usual level of :palm:

A sort of :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: , if you will
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:51 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:That I think my $5 fish is dead... :meh:

Did you try CPR? He might be drowning.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:54 pm

I really do enjoy this thread. When I work all day, I can come here and see the glory that I missed.
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The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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