Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Astrolinium]

Scientific process is for nerds.

I'm doing this old school style.

Alchimia verum est. Ita. Ita.

Lolquid?

[StellarGate]

Better run, the ThoughtPolice are onto you.

No Worries, I've often thought about how to avoid the thought police...Never thought I'd need to use it..

*Stops thinking*

[Wikkiwallana]

Yeah, people have been bitching about things being better in the past but it's not as good bitching as it used to be.

[The Blaatschapen]

Yeah, people have been bitching about things being better in the past but it's not as good bitching as it used to be.

Back in the old days the nostalgia was better.

[Wikkiwallana]

Back in the old days the nostalgia was better.

Yeah, that joke is kinda old. I liked his new twist on it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On our supposed addiction to technology...

I...can't...stop...the addiction!

*Grinds up a CD*

*Inhales shards of silicon dust*

[Tlaceceyaya]

Got destroyed in the finish of a Monopoly game I started 2 days ago with my sister...
I never have any luck at that game.

I once mused to my uncle that a game of monopoly could theoretically go on forever. His response: "And, theoretically, if Grandpa had boobs, he could be Grandma too!"

[The Greater Aryan Race]

My friends have all been buying gas masks.

I think it's time for me to get one.

Reminds me of a rough draft of a national emergency plan I caught wind of a year or two ago. It went like this.

Step 1: Get a helmet.
Step 2: Put the helmet on.
Step 3: Await further instructions.

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the product of the finest minds of DHS. Look upon it, and weep tears of joy, for your deaths will all be swift.

[Miss Defied]

Lo, the West doth feare a Lebanese invasion. Or that of the Jordanians, verily.

LOL

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

''What does it feel like to be the next president of the United States?''

Silly Hippostania! He's meeting Romney, not Obama!

[San Leggera]

can some one friend me

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 :rofl:

Hey there newfa- I mean Newfriend!

[Maltropia]

Hey there newfa- I mean Newfriend!

I wanted to see the context, but I think it died.

[San Leggera]

I wanted to see the context, but I think it died.

Yeah, Sedge deleted it for spam. The context was just a new nation asking someone to friend him and I found Nirvash's response hilarious.

[Astrolinium]

I have no more room in my signature for quotes that inflate my ego after the miniature "We love Astro"fest that went on in the Eternal Thread while I was offline, so I'm putting all those things in this post now.
I swear, you people are trying to make my head grow so big that it pops.

Astrol you're so poker-faced that sometimes I can't tell if you're being deadly serious or some sort of twisted post-ironic genius.

Astro is an evil genius. Cute, but evil...

Astro is pretty funny sometimes.

[Astro]'s pretty witty, I generally love reading his posts because of it :P

Indeed. He's a clever and humourous fellow.

[Astro's] endearing, I think is the adjective I'm looking for.
Not in the crush or romantic sense, but in like a buddy sense.
he's pretty chill.

I can't believe Astro made me jealous of NC in WHYLT...
That's a first...

I knew I had something snarky that I forgot to post.
When I order my extra cookies, does anyone know which ones are the ones made with real girl scouts?

Oh Astro... :hug:

that I've been enjoying the fun with Astro lately in the AM forum.
It's been a highlight of my day for almost a week now.

Indians didn't think up lasagne.

Best arguement ever.

You deserve a fucking medal, Astro.

Sib and Astro look good

Sent you 26 shares. :)

EDIT: Dammit, I was hoping to use my 6,000th post for something else. This better be a good haiku!

Astrolinium
Anchored always in good taste
Enjoy General

"Then I shall be Astrolinium, Resident Composer and Euphoniumist! Music powers, activate!"

Astrolinium flew out of the bistro on a giant treble clef, the tune of Air on the G
String propelling him forward.

*watches*

Such poise, such dramatic exit. He's gaytastic.

*salutes*

He's a cool dude.

Regions will fall when the question is asked.
On the fields of Kyzikos, at the fall of the Thirty-First, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a Question will be asked, a question that must never, ever be answered:

Should Democracy be compulsory?

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Serious time:

I think it'll either be April Fools' or this associations thingy. Maybe both.

You. You win an Internet. By the power vested in me by the Shadow Council I bestow it upon you.

About "The Earth Will Be Protected!: The Twelve Doctors" in ZECC

This is the greatest thread I have ever witnessed.

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=233259

There are Doctors everywhere in that thread.

Oh yeah, I blame Astro.

Trufax, that. It may well be one of the greatest threads on these forums. XD

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have no more room in my signature for quotes that inflate my ego after the miniature "We love Astro"fest that went on in the Eternal Thread while I was offline, so I'm putting all those things in this post now.
I swear, you people are trying to make my head grow so big that it pops.

Astrol you're so poker-faced that sometimes I can't tell if you're being deadly serious or some sort of twisted post-ironic genius.

Astro is an evil genius. Cute, but evil...

Astro is pretty funny sometimes.

[Astro]'s pretty witty, I generally love reading his posts because of it

Indeed. He's a clever and humourous fellow.

[Astro's] endearing, I think is the adjective I'm looking for.
Not in the crush or romantic sense, but in like a buddy sense.
he's pretty chill.

...Astro, you slut. Sleeping with all those people to manipulate them.

[Astrolinium]

I have no more room in my signature for quotes that inflate my ego after the miniature "We love Astro"fest that went on in the Eternal Thread while I was offline, so I'm putting all those things in this post now.
I swear, you people are trying to make my head grow so big that it pops.

...Astro, you slut. Sleeping with all those people to manipulate them.

That's not what your parents said last night.

[Milks Empire]

I knew I had something snarky that I forgot to post.
When I order my extra cookies, does anyone know which ones are the ones made with real girl scouts?

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Is there somewhere online I can order GS cookies for delivery to the UK?

Do they ship in bulk?

Does the butthurt increase per box, per cookie or per crate sold?

[Milks Empire]

There's a good one here. Have to link it or the context won't show.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

As a sophomore in high school, obviously I think quite a few rules are unnecessary. But this time, they just went too far. Now to leave the classroom for any reason, a student must have a signed pass. This really gets to me during my last class of the day, which is literally right across the hall from bathrooms, water fountains, and my locker. Students here usually just complain, but they might actually do something about this. Thoughts?

My God, does that mean that you...you have to actually stay in the classroom and...and learn?

The Mayans were right. These are the end times.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.

And the teacher will salute you, while a single tear runs down his cheek.

[Gilfersgrad]

PDA it is the stupidest rule its my personal business what I do with a girl and if someone feels 'uncomfortable' they can look away?

That's okay if you make out a little bit in the hallway.

But I would rather not just see you two fucking on the floor.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You take a stand and you take it now. You stand up in class, head to the bathroom. If any teacher stops you, urinate. Urinate immediately. They will speak of your bravery for years to come.

And the teacher will salute you, while a single tear runs down his cheek.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

And the teacher will salute you, while a single tear runs down his cheek.

Didn't I already post that?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Didn't I already post that?

What do you know, you did.