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JJ Place
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Postby JJ Place » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:44 pm

Sucrati wrote:Please, it is a decent military, their leadership on the other hand...



Up until the Age Napoleon, France was one of the greatest powerhouses of all nations all time; France continually managed to maintain an empire, even through-out the Middle Ages, a time in which a great extent of the remainder of Europe squandered through some of the worst centuries of all human civilization's history. France's military hasn't proven to be especially effective, in recent times, however, surrendering to Germany in the amount of time equal to the beginning of this June, to last week.
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Postby Sucrati » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:48 pm

JJ Place wrote:
Sucrati wrote:Please, it is a decent military, their leadership on the other hand...



Up until the Age Napoleon, France was one of the greatest powerhouses of all nations all time; France continually managed to maintain an empire, even through-out the Middle Ages, a time in which a great extent of the remainder of Europe squandered through some of the worst centuries of all human civilization's history. France's military hasn't proven to be especially effective, in recent times, however, surrendering to Germany in the amount of time equal to the beginning of this June, to last week.


Both parts were sarcasm (:-)
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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:29 am

Sucrati wrote:
JJ Place wrote:

Up until the Age Napoleon, France was one of the greatest powerhouses of all nations all time; France continually managed to maintain an empire, even through-out the Middle Ages, a time in which a great extent of the remainder of Europe squandered through some of the worst centuries of all human civilization's history. France's military hasn't proven to be especially effective, in recent times, however, surrendering to Germany in the amount of time equal to the beginning of this June, to last week.


Both parts were sarcasm (:-)

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Postby Cresilia » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:30 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Image


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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:05 am

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You can probably do all this without having to become immortal. Have you thought about that? ;)

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Postby Izandai » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:52 am

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The Condom's had too much to drink. Now there's a sentence you only hear in the Wombat.

So true.
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Postby Tiami » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:49 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:That being restless, tired, horny, and irritable, all at the same time, is not fun.

Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinoltm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinoltm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinoltm agree.

Warning: Side effects of Fapinoltm include stickiness, extra use of tissues, orgasms, occasional sweatiness, increased appetite, and sleepiness; so you should not hold babies, drive cars, or operate heavy machinery while using Fapinoltm.


If you think Fapinoltm is right for you, consult the internet.

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We all need some of this.
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Postby Herrebrugh » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:58 pm

Tiami wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinoltm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinoltm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinoltm agree.

Warning: Side effects of Fapinoltm include stickiness, extra use of tissues, orgasms, occasional sweatiness, increased appetite, and sleepiness; so you should not hold babies, drive cars, or operate heavy machinery while using Fapinoltm.


If you think Fapinoltm is right for you, consult the internet.

Image

We all need some of this.


Lol. I was just waiting for someone to quote it here :P
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Postby Tiami » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Herrebrugh wrote:
Tiami wrote:We all need some of this.


Lol. I was just waiting for someone to quote it here :P

I'm glad that I was given the honor to qoute it.
Hopefully I'll get some Fapinol.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Tiami wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinoltm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinoltm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinoltm agree.

Warning: Side effects of Fapinoltm include stickiness, extra use of tissues, orgasms, occasional sweatiness, increased appetite, and sleepiness; so you should not hold babies, drive cars, or operate heavy machinery while using Fapinoltm.


If you think Fapinoltm is right for you, consult the internet.

Image

We all need some of this.



You seemed to have beat me to it.
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Postby Tiami » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:59 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Tiami wrote:We all need some of this.



You seemed to have beat me to it.

I couldn't help it.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Tiami wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

You seemed to have beat me to it.

I couldn't help it.



You never can.
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Postby Tiami » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Tiami wrote:I couldn't help it.



You never can.

I'll drink to that.
Cheers!
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:04 pm

Tiami wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

You never can.

I'll drink to that.
Cheers!



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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:37 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:Never was into the Harry Potter books. I read about 10-20 pages of the first one and gave up afterwards. So I'm not about to see the second part of the last movie about a book series I never read. I mean, if you could ever get lost in a plot, this would be the time, seeing as though--

Meowfoundland wrote:Anyone else notice the tentacle rape scene?


--although, I mean you can't get that lost if you don't know jack shit about Harry Potter, right? I'm sure tickets are reasonably priced, too.
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Postby Izandai » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Rhodmhire wrote:Never was into the Harry Potter books. I read about 10-20 pages of the first one and gave up afterwards. So I'm not about to see the second part of the last movie about a book series I never read. I mean, if you could ever get lost in a plot, this would be the time, seeing as though--



--although, I mean you can't get that lost if you don't know jack shit about Harry Potter, right? I'm sure tickets are reasonably priced, too.

Oh that Rhodmire.
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Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

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Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

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Telconi wrote:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:42 pm

Izandai wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Oh that Rhodmire.

He's in my region. 8)
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# went there....

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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Izandai wrote:Oh that Rhodmire.

He's in my region. 8)

My region is better. It's almost entirely composed of my own puppets.

Wait...
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:47 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He's in my region. 8)

My region is better. It's almost entirely composed of my own puppets.

Wait...

:lol:

Why not have them all join my great region?

Now let's stop the region advertising.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

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Postby Izandai » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:51 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:My region is better. It's almost entirely composed of my own puppets.

Wait...

:lol:

Why not have them all join my great region?

Now let's stop the region advertising.

JOIN AMERIKANISCH EMPIREDOM.
Okay, I'm done.
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Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

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Postby Baron lords » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:54 pm

Toiletdonia wrote:*Returns.*
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Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

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Auremena wrote:Gotta fap?

Probably. It seems that way.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:55 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Especially considering that my flag really isn't 12 o'clock material, as far as I can tell. :blink:

Its beautiful... but not like that. Then again, when you're young almost anything works.

Someone tapped you on the shoulder? erection.
took five steps consecutively? erection.
Ate dinner? erection
A girl brushed up against you? Victory lap
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Baron lords » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its beautiful... but not like that. Then again, when you're young almost anything works.

Someone tapped you on the shoulder? erection.
took five steps consecutively? erection.
Ate dinner? erection
A girl brushed up against you? Victory lap

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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:21 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Snips & Snails are clearly the victims of misandrist propaganda.

And I'm just going to ignore anyone who brings up Braeburn or Silverspoon/ Diamond Tiara as evidence to the contrary, because my penis sez it's misandrist feminism, and my penis is always right.


I don't even understand where the argument lies, but I'm not prepared to argue against your penis. Never was, never will be.

So, you are correct.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He'd probably kill you rather than kiss you.

In canon. In your fanfics....

He'd still probably kill you rather than kiss you. Unless you're Valarie. In which case, they'd be having angry sex while trying to kill each other.

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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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