greed and death wrote:lol never eat fast food but I worked as a server. I one time gave a guy a big mac box full of soda as a joke.
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by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:32 pm
greed and death wrote:lol never eat fast food but I worked as a server. I one time gave a guy a big mac box full of soda as a joke.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:53 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:02 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:05 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:11 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:05 pm
Dumb Ideologies wrote:The effects of ecstatic devotion to the Dear Leader on citizens of Best Korea can be falsely identified as the results of chemical substances by decadent, imperialist drug-testing machinery.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:48 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:43 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:17 pm
Tekania wrote:This old man had spent his entire life working at a plant which makes bricks. Everyday he would take his lunch into work in a pail, and return home with a single brick. Finally after countless years he retired and bought some land, and used his life-time collection of bricks to build himself a home. The house was brick, the property had a brick wall running around it, the driveway was paved in brick. One day he decides to invite a neighbor over, and he shows him his house and all the brick on his property, telling this neighbor his story... At the end of which it invites the neighbor into the living room and shows the neighbor a single brick resting on the mantle... "I made this entire house our of all the bricks I collected, but I had this one left over, and have been unable to figure out what to do with it..." The neighbor tells him that he has an idea, and he takes the brick from the old man, and leads him outside... Out back by the back wall to the property, the neighbor hurls the brick over the wall... The old man is shocked! "I wanted to use that brick, not just toss it away!" In anger he kicks his neighbor off of the property and then goes back to the woods behind his house, but after hours, is unable to find the brick.
Tekania wrote:
Here's a better one...
Okay a guy and a lady were flying on an old charter plane together, the lady was carrying her cat. During the flight the man pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it, the lady is repelled by the smell and her cat starts to cough. She gets pissed and starts demanding the man put out his cigar. he's not supposed to smoke on the plane... The man pissed as well scoffs at the woman, and says, "You're not supposed to even have a cat!" Well this just gets the woman even more pissed... she gets up, grabs the cigar out of the shocked man's mouth, and tosses it out of the window... The man recovers after a moment in a rage, grabs the woman's cat, and tosses it out the window... Well, for the rest of the flight it was all the crew could do to keep the two from killing each other. And when after they land, they are both escorted off the plane. And there on the planes wing, a surprise to everyone, is the cat, clutching with all his might to the wing with his claws.... And guess what's in the cat's mouth?
by Izandai » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:01 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Tekania wrote:This old man had spent his entire life working at a plant which makes bricks. Everyday he would take his lunch into work in a pail, and return home with a single brick. Finally after countless years he retired and bought some land, and used his life-time collection of bricks to build himself a home. The house was brick, the property had a brick wall running around it, the driveway was paved in brick. One day he decides to invite a neighbor over, and he shows him his house and all the brick on his property, telling this neighbor his story... At the end of which it invites the neighbor into the living room and shows the neighbor a single brick resting on the mantle... "I made this entire house our of all the bricks I collected, but I had this one left over, and have been unable to figure out what to do with it..." The neighbor tells him that he has an idea, and he takes the brick from the old man, and leads him outside... Out back by the back wall to the property, the neighbor hurls the brick over the wall... The old man is shocked! "I wanted to use that brick, not just toss it away!" In anger he kicks his neighbor off of the property and then goes back to the woods behind his house, but after hours, is unable to find the brick.Tekania wrote:
Here's a better one...
Okay a guy and a lady were flying on an old charter plane together, the lady was carrying her cat. During the flight the man pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it, the lady is repelled by the smell and her cat starts to cough. She gets pissed and starts demanding the man put out his cigar. he's not supposed to smoke on the plane... The man pissed as well scoffs at the woman, and says, "You're not supposed to even have a cat!" Well this just gets the woman even more pissed... she gets up, grabs the cigar out of the shocked man's mouth, and tosses it out of the window... The man recovers after a moment in a rage, grabs the woman's cat, and tosses it out the window... Well, for the rest of the flight it was all the crew could do to keep the two from killing each other. And when after they land, they are both escorted off the plane. And there on the planes wing, a surprise to everyone, is the cat, clutching with all his might to the wing with his claws.... And guess what's in the cat's mouth?
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:03 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Tekania wrote:This old man had spent his entire life working at a plant which makes bricks. Everyday he would take his lunch into work in a pail, and return home with a single brick. Finally after countless years he retired and bought some land, and used his life-time collection of bricks to build himself a home. The house was brick, the property had a brick wall running around it, the driveway was paved in brick. One day he decides to invite a neighbor over, and he shows him his house and all the brick on his property, telling this neighbor his story... At the end of which it invites the neighbor into the living room and shows the neighbor a single brick resting on the mantle... "I made this entire house our of all the bricks I collected, but I had this one left over, and have been unable to figure out what to do with it..." The neighbor tells him that he has an idea, and he takes the brick from the old man, and leads him outside... Out back by the back wall to the property, the neighbor hurls the brick over the wall... The old man is shocked! "I wanted to use that brick, not just toss it away!" In anger he kicks his neighbor off of the property and then goes back to the woods behind his house, but after hours, is unable to find the brick.Tekania wrote:
Here's a better one...
Okay a guy and a lady were flying on an old charter plane together, the lady was carrying her cat. During the flight the man pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it, the lady is repelled by the smell and her cat starts to cough. She gets pissed and starts demanding the man put out his cigar. he's not supposed to smoke on the plane... The man pissed as well scoffs at the woman, and says, "You're not supposed to even have a cat!" Well this just gets the woman even more pissed... she gets up, grabs the cigar out of the shocked man's mouth, and tosses it out of the window... The man recovers after a moment in a rage, grabs the woman's cat, and tosses it out the window... Well, for the rest of the flight it was all the crew could do to keep the two from killing each other. And when after they land, they are both escorted off the plane. And there on the planes wing, a surprise to everyone, is the cat, clutching with all his might to the wing with his claws.... And guess what's in the cat's mouth?
by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:05 pm
by Farnhamia » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:27 pm
Neo Art wrote:Farnhamia wrote:Jesus has nothing to do with the subject, nor does Yahweh's supposed love for us all. Show me what creationism explains better than evolution.
You. See, evolutionary pressures us into reproducing. But you're a lesbian. You have no desire to enter into the reproductive act. You're an evolutionary dead end. Homosexuality, in that it does not produce viable offspring, should have been factored out by evolution. But it has not been, and continues to exist.
Thus since evolution wouldn't allow for homosexuality, evolution must not be true. This leaves god. In short, god wants you to be gay.
......wait.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:04 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:14 pm
Carlist Europe wrote:Remember a few days ago some troll was running around going "So I herd you like mudkips" or something like that?
That opened up my eyes.
Trolls like mudkips.
Mudkips hate humanity.
Trolls troll to amuse their mudkip overlords!
Genius.
by The Blaatschapen » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:02 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Because the Internet is a mighty metaphorical many-armed bridge that connects myriad previously isolated communities.
And everyone knows that trolls prefer to live under a bridge. Let me tell you a story...
The Three Newbies Gruff
Once upon a time there were three newbies, who wanted to go to the forum of NSG to learn new things, and the name of all three was "Gruff."
On the way to the forum was a bridge over a cascading datastream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll, with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.
So first of all came the youngest Newbie Gruff to cross the bridge.
"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .
"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Newbie Gruff, and I'm going up to NSG to learn new things," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.
"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the Newbie. "Wait a bit till the second Newbie Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
"Well, be off with you," said the troll.
A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
"Oh, it's the second Newbie Gruff , and I'm going up to NSG to learn new things," said the newbie, who hadn't such a small voice.
"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Newbie Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.
But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .
Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the Newbie had been to the Moderation forum and was carrying two mods, and was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.
"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
"It's I! The big Newbie Gruff ," said the newbie, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.
"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Well, come along! I've got a Forum Mod,
With a Banhammer strong you stupid old sod;
I've got me besides that a sword of DEAT,
Held by a Game Mod who'll cut off your feet.
That was what the big Newbie said. And then the Mods flew at the troll with the banhammer and sword of DEAT, and crushed him to bits, body, and bones, until he was DOS, then they tossed the remains out of the site into the datastream, and after that the newbies went to NSG to learn new things. There the newbies became so obsessed by the the morass they had wandered into that they couldn't walk home again. And they're still there to this day, except now with a big fat post count over 2000; and so...
Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.
by Dusk_Kittens » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:23 am
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