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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Anything DI says, really.

Examples?

click my link and laugh or die or something
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Postby Zeppy » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:13 pm

*insert egoistical post here

examples include "anything my penis wrote" or "myself"*

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Postby Ceannairceach » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:14 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Anything DI says, really.

This guy right here is usually insightful and/or funny.

@}-;-'---

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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:17 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Examples?

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm kinda fed up of people arguing that any curtailment of their liberty, however easily justifiable, is 'slavery'. Clearly there's a sexy party in the hyperbole-mobile and I wasn't invited.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Jesus Christ. One parliament was too many. Now they're multiplying like regionalist rabbits.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A lot of hypothetical people would die, hypothetical hell would finally reach capacity, and something approaching the hypothetical apocalypse would occur.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:19 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Examples?

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm kinda fed up of people arguing that any curtailment of their liberty, however easily justifiable, is 'slavery'. Clearly there's a sexy party in the hyperbole-mobile and I wasn't invited.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Jesus Christ. One parliament was too many. Now they're multiplying like regionalist rabbits.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A lot of hypothetical people would die, hypothetical hell would finally reach capacity, and something approaching the hypothetical apocalypse would occur.

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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# went there....

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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:22 pm

Izandai wrote:
Jagalonia wrote:After the first month of being heavily involved in it, it gets annoying...lol.

I don't want to be involved in it I just want to know about it. Like a field biologist, cataloguing the habits of the femalea gossipora

I don't care if it's ego stroking. Jag laughed at it.
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JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

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Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
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Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:27 pm

The coolest quote varies over time and is always in my sig.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:41 pm

Kafkanistan wrote:We have actively been trying to outlaw masturbation with the hope that people would engage in intercourse more often. It hasn't been working. They just keep taking matters into their own hands.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:41 pm

On a scale of 1 to hard, it's Ron Jeremy after 6 viagras.- Yootopia, on the difficulties of learning Mandarin.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:44 pm

Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated :hug:

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:47 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated :hug:

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.


Right there's an awesome quote. :clap:

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Postby Meryuma » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:51 pm

Observe my sig.
ᛋᛃᚢ - Social Justice Úlfheðinn
Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.

Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...

*puts on sunglasses*

blow out of proportions."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Conserative Morality
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:53 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated :hug:

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past? :p
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Postby Andaluciae » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:53 pm

My sig.
FreeAgency wrote:Shellfish eating used to be restricted to dens of sin such as Red Lobster and Long John Silvers, but now days I cannot even take my children to a public restaurant anymore (even the supposedly "family friendly ones") without risking their having to watch some deranged individual flaunting his sin...

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:54 pm

Here is my favorite....(and i am digging this out the archives here)


It's easy to tell the difference between Japan and China; Run down the street naked, shouting like a lunatic and throwing pieces of ham everywhere. If they throw you in prison, you're in China. If they give you a game show, you're in Japan.
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:57 pm

oh and /thread btw.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:59 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Putting my usual world-weary sarcasm to the side for a moment, the fact that I got some mentions on here makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sometimes I feel like a barely-alive victim crawling back from no-man's land towards the trenches after trying to fend off a continuous onslaught from a wave of less uptight, less cynical next-generation posters who I don't recognise, all the while desperately sobbing 'don't forget me' as I slide back over the edge of the trench, land head first in the mud and get my face nibbled on by a rat.

To put that in simpler terms, it's appreciated :hug:

Don't misunderstand. I find you all various flavours of frustrating and bewildering. Perhaps, though, sometimes this place can be fun.

In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past? :p


I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:01 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:In other words, you're Kat from All Quiet on the Western Front and we're all Paul before being shattered by the cynical hellhole that is NSG? Or are you Paul and we're all part of the faceless, terrible scenery, detaching you from your hopes, dreams, and past? :p


I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.



There still are a few out there. You just gotta pick through the trash to find the good stuff.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:02 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:08 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:I'm not sure whether this is a hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, but it appears a Generalite has shown themselves to be functionally literate.

I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.



thats why we type.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:08 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:I'm a hallucination. Generalites can't read or write, silly.


thats why we type.


And that's why I drink.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:12 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
thats why we type.


And that's why I drink.



Hey! Me too!
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

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Postby Ceannairceach » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:19 pm

Rolamec wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:My guess is that some 50 odd million people will die in the year 2012.


Yes, I realize Obama's state of the unions can be a little stiff, but surely you're exaggerating?

See what I just did there? Yeah.

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Postby The Truth and Light » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:47 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

A drama QUEER? I've never heard that, but it seems to be doubly insulting. I'm very proud of you.- Galloism

A vagina is not a clown car.- Zilam, I think

NSG, the scary match maker.- Neesika

Woah, Zilam said that? Isn't he like, Christian?

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Postby SaintB » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:49 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:If you outlaw heterosex only outlaws will heterosexualize!- SaintB in a TG.

A drama QUEER? I've never heard that, but it seems to be doubly insulting. I'm very proud of you.- Galloism

A vagina is not a clown car.- Zilam, I think

NSG, the scary match maker.- Neesika

Woah, Zilam said that? Isn't he like, Christian?

He's a common sense and realistic thought based kind.
Hi my name is SaintB and I am prone to sarcasm and hyperbole. Because of this I make no warranties, express or implied, concerning the accuracy, completeness, reliability or suitability of the above statement, of its constituent parts, or of any supporting data. These terms are subject to change without notice from myself.

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