Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Australian rePublic]

Isnt this how Al Gore made himself millions?

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Isnt this how Al Gore made himself millions?

Context, please. Orphaned punchlines are only funny under specific circumstances.

[Australian rePublic]

As we all know the earth is running out of oxygen. Why? The rainforests are getting chopped down, and the siberian forests as well are getting chopped down. In the future we may not have enough air for all, so here is my solution. We shall no longer treat air as a worthless commodity, instead we will rightfully pay for the product we so often consume.

Let me demonstrate.

Currently air is treated as if it is not in scarcity,but it clearly is as I stated earlier. Therefor it should have a price, and will therefor be a better market. Let me show a graphic to demonstrate this.

(Image)

There may be some side effects like people not being able to afford air, but we can fix that by implementing a universal basic income.

Thoughts? Do you think this is an issue that needs to be solved?

Isnt this how Al Gore made himself millions?

[Prussia-Steinbach]

As we all know the earth is running out of oxygen. Why? The rainforests are getting chopped down, and the siberian forests as well are getting chopped down. In the future we may not have enough air for all, so here is my solution. We shall no longer treat air as a worthless commodity, instead we will rightfully pay for the product we so often consume.

Let me demonstrate.

Currently air is treated as if it is not in scarcity,but it clearly is as I stated earlier. Therefor it should have a price, and will therefor be a better market. Let me show a graphic to demonstrate this.

(Image)

There may be some side effects like people not being able to afford air, but we can fix that by implementing a universal basic income.

Thoughts? Do you think this is an issue that needs to be solved?

Isnt this how Al Gore made himself millions?

...I have no idea how that's supposed to be funny, or make sense, in response to that rather obvious Spaceballs reference.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

As we all know the earth is running out of oxygen. Why? The rainforests are getting chopped down, and the siberian forests as well are getting chopped down. In the future we may not have enough air for all, so here is my solution. We shall no longer treat air as a worthless commodity, instead we will rightfully pay for the product we so often consume.

Let me demonstrate.

Currently air is treated as if it is not in scarcity,but it clearly is as I stated earlier. Therefor it should have a price, and will therefor be a better market. Let me show a graphic to demonstrate this.

(Image)

There may be some side effects like people not being able to afford air, but we can fix that by implementing a universal basic income.

Thoughts? Do you think this is an issue that needs to be solved?

Isnt this how Al Gore made himself millions?

Still not my thing, but it made you laugh, so okay. Thanks.

[Gim]

Still not my thing, but it made you laugh, so okay. Thanks.

I mean, the association to Al Gore gives the sentence the potential to be funny, but the sentence was really not what I was looking for.

[Mirakai]

Cut being used in the literal sense here, in the hopes that such a temporal rend would annihilate NSG forever.

If I had a gun with two bullets and was locked in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and NSG, I would shoot NSG twice.

[United Marxist Nations]

Personally, I don't care. My wife cared, so our boys are circumcised. I suggested circumcising one twin and leaving the other uncircumcised so we could tell them apart, but I was overruled.

How did no one put this here yet?

[Gim]

Are you an anarchist?

Internationalist

[Mirakai]

He shall lay his eyes upon NSG and say "fuck this shit I'm going back to sleep, clearly someone has already brought chaos into the world"

Lovecraft was wrong. Cthulhu and the rest of Lovecraft's pantheon will never take over the world with their Chaos.

We have long since mastered it, put it in a bottle, and called it the internet.

[The Danish Confederacy]

This is the new TET? I didn't even realize until I read the initials.

I am so retarded....

Hiding in plain site

Heh.

[Kaboomlandia]

I've noticed the OP has somewhat of a history of posting ludicrous suggestions and ideas like this one. I can't help but wonder if it's a creative form of attention-seeking or self-affirmation. My other explanation to this is that the OP is simply on the NS payroll, deliberately making ludicrous posts to stir up debate and keep the activity on NSG going.

NS pays people to post stupid shit? Where the hell are my five years worth of checks!?

[Luziyca]

I've noticed the OP has somewhat of a history of posting ludicrous suggestions and ideas like this one. I can't help but wonder if it's a creative form of attention-seeking or self-affirmation. My other explanation to this is that the OP is simply on the NS payroll, deliberately making ludicrous posts to stir up debate and keep the activity on NSG going.

It's just bad business to pay people to post absurd debate subjects when the market is already over-saturated with free labor ready and willing to offer their services.

But I heard Cybernations does it...

[Australian rePublic]

(Image)
So somebody has commissioned a legitimate petition to change the name of the Australian currency to "Dollarydoos" from a quote in the infamous Simpsons' episode "Bart vs. Australia" (S06E16)
Here is the clip
Here is the petition
Whether or not anything actually eventuates from this, as an Australian and avid Simpsons fan, I think that it is the funniest thing ever!
Discuss my fellow NSGers, discuss!

Sources:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/do ... .esBBBB8AW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/1 ... 08468.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/d ... ian-832708
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/16/
http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news ... ydoos/2810

Call them 'Crikeys'.

We can use 'Crickeys' for cents?

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Unrelated

"Yeah I could really use a few Aussies in my back pocket"

[The Alexanderians]

[spoiler=Le Context for both]

(Image)
So somebody has commissioned a legitimate petition to change the name of the Australian currency to "Dollarydoos" from a quote in the infamous Simpsons' episode "Bart vs. Australia" (S06E16)
Here is the clip
Here is the petition
Whether or not anything actually eventuates from this, as an Australian and avid Simpsons fan, I think that it is the funniest thing ever!
Discuss my fellow NSGers, discuss!

Sources:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/do ... .esBBBB8AW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/1 ... 08468.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/d ... ian-832708
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/16/
http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news ... ydoos/2810

We can use 'Crickeys' for cents?

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Unrelated

"Yeah I could really use a few Aussies in my back pocket"

Who couldn't? Whenever Aussies and yanks get together a great party is sure to follow

[Australian rePublic]

(Image)
So somebody has commissioned a legitimate petition to change the name of the Australian currency to "Dollarydoos" from a quote in the infamous Simpsons' episode "Bart vs. Australia" (S06E16)
Here is the clip
Here is the petition
Whether or not anything actually eventuates from this, as an Australian and avid Simpsons fan, I think that it is the funniest thing ever!
Discuss my fellow NSGers, discuss!

Sources:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/do ... .esBBBB8AW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/1 ... 08468.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/d ... ian-832708
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/16/
http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news ... ydoos/2810

As long as you're going to be honest and put your national animal (the spider) on it...

Don't be silly. Our national animal is the dropbear.

[Barunia]

(Image)
So somebody has commissioned a legitimate petition to change the name of the Australian currency to "Dollarydoos" from a quote in the infamous Simpsons' episode "Bart vs. Australia" (S06E16)
Here is the clip
Here is the petition
Whether or not anything actually eventuates from this, as an Australian and avid Simpsons fan, I think that it is the funniest thing ever!
Discuss my fellow NSGers, discuss!

Sources:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/do ... .esBBBB8AW
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/1 ... 08468.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/d ... ian-832708
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/16/
http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news ... ydoos/2810

Don't be silly. Our national animal is the dropbear.

I got AQ'd. My life is complete.

[Grenartia]

its for their own protection

I think IM ought to be banned from posting on, or perhaps even from reading NSG. They might run into opinions that differ from their own, or could be interpreted as offensive, contrary, divisive, or otherwise running in opposition to their preferred state of things. It could interfere with their world perception. It might trigger them. It holds the possibility of resulting in the possible changing of stance on their part, in a worst case scenario. Or they might even be forced to learn something against their will. The horror ... the horror ... but really.

It's for their own protection.

[Napkiraly]

From the "Are Video Games Art?" thread.

Lol.

In what books can you constantly face karmic action for something like helping a gang of raiders mercilessly slaughter a town, and then proceed to be hunted by NCR's finest for your crimes?

In what books can you choose to side with the Master, and become one with the mutant horde planning world domination in the belief that prime normal humans brought nuclear death to the Earth willingly?

In what book do you have the chance to help stop the remnants of the U.S government from unleashing a genocidal toxin into the air to purify the earth of mutated humans?

In what book do you have to choose to side with an overlord to remodel the wasteland off a misunderstood version of Roman society? All the while engaging in a deep philosophical conversation over their hypocritical use of advanced technology, and medicine (since they deny their troops most old world tech)?

Scholastic Presents: I Can Read! Choose Your Own Adventure Book - Post-Apocalyptic Genocide Edition

[Jochistan]

The Art of War says to use an enemies resources, rather than your own.

The Art of War is also a book written thousands of years ago by someone that was fighting a war in China.

You are using welfare from an oligarchical corporate fueled government that you also complain about.

These things aren't even remotely similar.

[Australian rePublic]

The words "note" and "banknote" are certainly more common, but "bills" is understood. They're synonyms.

Apparently it wasn't so obvious when you spent multiple posts lambasting people for saying "bills" instead of "notes".

Well a bill is the opposite of a note.

If someone gives you a bill, they're demanding money. If they give you a note, they're promising money.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

"BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden announces that he has no interest in running for president. Could this latest gaffe hurt his poll numbers and more importantly, his chances of winning the White House? Our pundits weigh in."
-CNN, probably

[Risottia]

Anna Frankly, It makes me führious to see so few nazi jokes concentrated on this thread. The Reicht amount should be at least Nein in each post in mein opinion.

[Flurosia]

He makes it sound like Hitler was smoking a blunt with this guy and only killed the Jews because the guy with a weird name said so.

"so i told hitler to burn the jews and he actually did it, the absolute madman" -hilarious hitler memes

Thought this one was underappreciated.

[Valystria]

Working out
Being pissed at the wife and
Lots of attractive women at the Jew gym
is not a good combination

Jew gym?
>.>