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Darwinish Brentsylvania
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Postby Darwinish Brentsylvania » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:01 pm

From my region's RMB...
Wolfpredator: I can't take the silence
Shiny Charizard: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

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Zaldakki
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Founded: Oct 10, 2013
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Postby Zaldakki » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:35 pm

Greater Beggnig wrote:
Crysuko wrote:Take that! Ya one eyed, bomb lobbing, cactus eating, pot bellied punk. Bloody fat, jiggling, wopping, big, backstabbing, lard armed, creepy, spastic little bloody blind eyed, twitchy, pickle headed, rocket hopping, potato cropping, phony, two faced, filthy, mutant bastard!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qqyzj9jxU2

From the voice thread. :rofl:

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Blazedtown
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Founded: Jun 09, 2011
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Postby Blazedtown » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:12 pm

Saw we're at page 420. Let's keep it here until Monday.
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Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic
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Founded: Oct 29, 2012
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Postby Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:45 pm

United Prefectures of Appia wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
Not as hard as you'd think. If terrorists had more than half a brain there would be a lot more successful bombings. Obviously I can't go into details because it would get me DOSed and probably get on a few watch lists.

Actually, they've smartened up. They're just laying back not lifting a finger as they laugh at the gun control policies Americans have as of right now. Why go through the trouble of trying to sneak into a country and go all through the rigorous process to plant bombs when you can allow all the Redneck Bobs shoot up everything on site? Hell, they could just fund the NRr just to speed up the process if need be.

Watch out for Redneck Bob. He's a terrorist. :D
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Anti: Postmodernism, Excessive Building Codes, Urban Sprawl, Traditionalism.[/box]
Canador is a neutral Federal Libertarian Constitutional Republic.
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Thafoo
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Founded: Mar 19, 2011
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:33 pm

Socialist Czechia wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
It was banned because people like you and Liberated Territories have an irrational fear and are, unfortunately, numerous enough to force others to abide by their desires.

Now stop jacking it.


On the contrary, this is almost purely atheist culture, what cares much more about research and development than words of lunatics believing in talking dead guys, Gaia, environmentalism etc.

And still, in both socialism and capitalist regime, people always hated idea to poison water expensively, just to make your teeth whiter.


Socialist Czechia wrote:
SCORPIA Ambassador wrote:i beg to differ. there are a lot of things that your body doesnt need but you cant just write it off as poison.


Yes, I can, because we talking there more like in pub with beer on table, informally, not sitting in University lecture room. Because we don't know who is professor with five degrees, forty year old driver or high school teen.


It makes no sense, but as far as unintelligible gibberish goes, it's made my sides sore from laughing.

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Degenerate Heart of HetRio
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Founded: Feb 12, 2014
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Postby Degenerate Heart of HetRio » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:41 pm

Inventio wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Is there an Evil Friday?

That's Monday. *nod*
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Meh: Animal rights, non-harmful religion/superstition, militant atheism, left-leaning reform of capitalism
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S-E Ideology: Demc. Socialist (92% ditto/Marxist, 75% Anarchist/Social democrat, 0% etc)
S-E school of thought: Communist (100% ditto, 96% Post-Keynesian)

Though this says I'm a social democrat, I'm largely a left communist.

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Inventio
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Founded: Nov 15, 2013
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Postby Inventio » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:26 pm

Degenerate Heart of HetRio wrote:
Inventio wrote:That's Monday. *nod*

Admit it. Deep, deep, down, you know it's true. Monday is the spawn of Satan, Wednesday's just a conspiracy theory that doesn't exist, and your dog is really a cat.

Meow.
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Zavea
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Founded: Apr 20, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zavea » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:10 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Frisbeeteria wrote:Then we do the obvious - we ask the lesser involved mods to run the investigation. Also, the mod team recognizes that some of us are better at some tasks than others. Some are good at thread trawls, some are good at technical investigations, some are good at interacting with parents / schools / police, some are good with tricky ethical / psychological / emotional analysis. And some of us are good at yapping about proposals or making tacos. We self-select the best tools for the job.

You heard it here.
The Mods are tools.
*nods*
couldn't resist...


i'm dead. this post murdered me
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is it pronounced zay-vee-uh or zuh-vay-uh? i can't decide

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Giovenith
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Founded: Feb 08, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Giovenith » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:30 pm

The balkens wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Is there an Evil Friday?


There's Black friday.
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Imperializt Russia
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Founded: Jun 03, 2011
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:53 am

Much yes.
Divair2 wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
What CAN you do?

Not derail everything fucking thread into a racist teenage rant, but that's too much to ask apparently.
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Imperializt Russia
Khan of Spam
 
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Founded: Jun 03, 2011
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sat Apr 19, 2014 4:54 am

Ardchoille wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Behold, Ard - an NS treasure. XD


Not sure whether this means I should be polished, or locked up. :(

Don't people usually enjoy those activities?
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Soldati Senza Confini
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Founded: Mar 11, 2013
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:43 am

Lordieth wrote:
Matthew Three Nine wrote:Vampire! You are condemned to hell next to Richard Nixon and Stalins pet monkey cosmonaut!


I don't own a dashing black cape with red velvet lining.

I don't really have the figure for it. I'd look like a Vampire that got jacked-up on the blood of a gym full of steroid-using body-builders.
Soldati senza confini: Better than an iPod in shuffle more with 20,000 songs.
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.

"When it’s a choice of putting food on the table, or thinking about your morals, it’s easier to say you’d think about your morals, but only if you’ve never faced that decision." - Anastasia Richardson

Current Goal: Flesh out nation factbook.

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Wisconsin9
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Founded: May 18, 2012
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:50 am

Ailiailia wrote:
The Greater Ohio Valley wrote:Or the crew becoming a floating colony of cannibals within that span of time...


Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 4 mark 3 and a bit, I lose track cos my sleep patterns are shot to hell. Today, the ship's doctor presented to the officers a very interesting proposal, to enhance crew members born in passage with the regenerative capabilities of starfish. The Science Officer and two technicians have been assigned to the project.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 6 mark 9 mark 1. Another birth has been celebrated onboard. The infant has been named "Starfish" in recognition that she is the first crew member with full regenerative capabilities. The dissent of Aftshipsman O'Shad is noted, and the Science Officer has been retasked to investigating reports of fish in space.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 19 mark 4 mark 4. Certain junior crew-members have been enjoying the pastime of swordfighting. While swordfighting will still be permitted among regeneration-capable crew members, I and the council of Officers have applied restrictions on the number of limbs severed per stardate, in order to conserve nutrients.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 21 mark 0 mark 4. I am pleased to report the commission of Regeneration Officer Spacetits to represent and regulate the interests of our regeneration-capable crew members, who now number 20.4 percent of the crew. We all keenly anticipate further developments in this area.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 39 mark 0 mark 6. Issues raised by some crew members, concerning sources of nutrients, have been resolved. Henceforth, discarded or severed body parts will not be returned to the general nutrient cycle. The Regeneratives among the crew sought, and have been granted, jurisdiction over the processing of their own discarded or severed tissues.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 39 mark 2 mark 9. Issues raised by some crew members regarding the consumption of discarded or severed nerve tissue have been resolved. The nerve tissue will be processed separately, according to the wishes of the Neural Regenerative member of starship crew.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 42 mark 9 mark 2. All issues regarding the reprocessing of crewmember tissues for nutrients have been resolved, and all crewmembers are now brains subsisting brains entirely on unprocessed neural tissue. Power previously used by food brains replicators has been rebrained to the main engines.
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Uieurnthlaal
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Founded: Jan 03, 2013
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Postby Uieurnthlaal » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:22 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Gallade wrote:Violent thugs and suave mobsters in my vagina?

Yes, please.

Will you allow racial disparity and an inefficient school district to fester in your abandoned vagina warehouse district, Gallade? Because, you know what happens when "the business" leaves town- abandonment means a loss of jobs, meaning all of your little vagina citizens turn to crime. The school district loses efficiency, ergo losing state funding because it falls behind in standardized testing. Once all the little vagina children stop receiving substantial education, they drop out of an underfunded vagina high school, turning to violent and organized vagina crime, causing massive disparity and vaginal racism. Will you allow this to happen in your vagina, Gallade? Because, without proper attention, you'll develop a horrific vagina ghetto of abandoned vagina warehouses and uneducated vagina children turning to crime at an early age.
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Yoite
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Founded: Sep 09, 2011
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Postby Yoite » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:18 pm

Gallade wrote:These people just want to label syphilis as a disease to avoid embarrassment.


Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:oh my fucking god


Lordieth wrote:
Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:19 pm

Yoite wrote:
Gallade wrote:These people just want to label syphilis as a disease to avoid embarrassment.


Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:oh my fucking god


Lordieth wrote:
Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.

That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Yoite
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Postby Yoite » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Lordieth wrote:Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.

That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.


If only I had thought of that. <_<
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:26 pm

Yoite wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.


If only I had thought of that. <_<

And on Easter too.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:22 pm

The Sarian wrote:The legal age for sex is 16, the legal age for porn is 18.

#GovernmentLogic

I was amused.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Zaldakki
Minister
 
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Founded: Oct 10, 2013
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Postby Zaldakki » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:31 pm

Sanguinea wrote:
Reagan Memorial wrote:I'm 13 and glad I don't live in the UK.
That is all.

Are you mommy's special wittle snow fwake?

Lol. :blush:

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:46 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley who was currently in a flame war with the angels.


Cue Crowley and the angels shouting obscenities at each other.

Regarding a firebending battle.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Anollasia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Apr 05, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:38 pm

The New Dog Nation wrote:We have a coat of arms.

We think it is quite Nice



I ROFL'd at this. XD

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Thafoo
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Posts: 33492
Founded: Mar 19, 2011
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Postby Thafoo » Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:18 pm

Oh god it's terrible.
The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with UKIP.

Looks like a message that won't go...

(¬■_■)

...over-easy

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Wisconsin9
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Founded: May 18, 2012
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:02 pm

SaintB wrote:The amazing feats of mental gymnastics they are capable of performing are the only things that keep me from thinking that these people are total morons.
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Zaldakki
Minister
 
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Founded: Oct 10, 2013
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Postby Zaldakki » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:05 pm

The United States of Arms wrote:
Pilotto wrote:The power of NSG compels you!
Image

:eyebrow: No, the thought of a bunch of guys demanding either duck face pics, or plaid pics is very strange. I feel compelled to not fulfill your wishes. :p

I like plaid.

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