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Transnapastain
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Transnapastain » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:42 pm

Married to Gallade, the last "surviving" F7 marriage Euro haz returned!
[21:02] <Trans|Work> suckle
[21:02] <Trans|Work> all of you
[21:02] <Trans|Work> SUCKLE

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:43 pm

Transnapastain wrote:This entire exchange here

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Wisconsin9
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Ex-Nation

Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:50 pm

Transnapastain wrote:This entire exchange here

Oh God my sides, y u do dis to me Trans?
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:42 am

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Czechanada: Knock off the trolling and inflammatory comments. You're no better supporting PC's and folks like Microsoft, so please. Czech your 'tude. Whether or not you agree, folks are perfectly within their rights to support whatever gaming platform they like, and we're not about to get all nasty with any one group for making those choices here. Either get along, and let ALL gamers participate without the 'you are all horrible people for enjoying something I disapprove of', or go do something else with your time. Thanks.

I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.
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Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Crysuko
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Postby Crysuko » Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:46 pm

Transnapastain wrote:This entire exchange here

*scratches head* i didn't find that funny at all.
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Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:57 pm

Giovenith wrote:
Warpspace wrote:And thus the legions of the dead shall pour forth from their graves. Once the breakthrough is made, there is no reversing it. We have broken the boundary and made an affront upon our gods, and our enemy shall follow our steps. The phantom armies of iron will have no counter. They will endure. We will all perish in the fires of this war, but they will continue. Our civilization will crumble and our race turned to dust- but our dead will continue to wage the war. Torn from their rest of eternity, they will have no purpose but to fight, even when all is ash. All they will know is suffering and anger, blind hatred against a lost civilization and a long-vanquished foe as they continue a vain war. And unlike us, they will never again know the peace of death. We have rendered the most hateful of our number immortal. I wish I could go back, to reverse this horrible decisions, but even if I were to destroy myself and all my work- they would find it. Even if all they found was scraps, the military could piece it back together and resurrect their dead comrades themselves. And then the enemy shall obtain it, picking up the pieces of their shells they claim on the battlefield.

I'm sorry. I have damned my race, affronted my gods, and killed any hope that a union may ever be made with our enemy like in the old days. I can at least take comfort now that in the profits reaped from my advancement, I can feed my family like kings until the day that we are ground into dust along with our civilization and species by what I have started. What was once a question of if is now a question of when. All will burn.


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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Czechanada
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Czechanada » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:14 am

Constaniana wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Czechanada: Knock off the trolling and inflammatory comments. You're no better supporting PC's and folks like Microsoft, so please. Czech your 'tude. Whether or not you agree, folks are perfectly within their rights to support whatever gaming platform they like, and we're not about to get all nasty with any one group for making those choices here. Either get along, and let ALL gamers participate without the 'you are all horrible people for enjoying something I disapprove of', or go do something else with your time. Thanks.

I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.


I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.
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Len Hyet
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Postby Len Hyet » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:20 am

Czechanada wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.


I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.

Actually it was a play on words after your nation title.

I'm afraid you're just gonna have to deal with it.
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Tel
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Ex-Nation

Postby Tel » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:16 am

Czechanada wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.


I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


You're in no position to demand anything, unfortunately.

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Lunatic Goofballs
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:20 am

Czechanada wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.


I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.
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Dakran
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Dakran » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:20 am

@LG: You... Well done. Anyways, looking for quotes.

Czechanada wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I found the underlined bit pretty amusing.


I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


If it was an ethnic slur, the mods wouldn't have put it.
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Romic
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Romic » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:25 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Czechanada wrote:
I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.

This :p
:rofl:
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:25 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Czechanada wrote:
I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.

Taco break from all the puns, LG.
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Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Len Hyet
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Postby Len Hyet » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:30 am

Constaniana wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.

Taco break from all the puns, LG.

Yeah, enough with the whole song and France.
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:35 am

Len Hyet wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Taco break from all the puns, LG.

Yeah, enough with the whole song and France.

I've heard of you and Germany European puns.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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San
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Ex-Nation

Postby San » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:36 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Czechanada wrote:
I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.

a moderator?
flamebaiting?
surely it cannot be
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Sun Wukong
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Postby Sun Wukong » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:36 am

Constaniana wrote:
Len Hyet wrote:Yeah, enough with the whole song and France.

I've heard of you and Germany European puns.

He was Japaned by critics.
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:39 am

Sun Wukong wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I've heard of you and Germany European puns.

He was Japaned by critics.

He had rotten tomatoes thrown at him India club he was performing in.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo

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San
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Postby San » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:41 am

Constaniana wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:He was Japaned by critics.

He had rotten tomatoes thrown at him India club he was performing in.

i'd say this stopped being funny 15 posts ago but that would suggest it was funny to begin with.
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Romic
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Romic » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:42 am

Constaniana wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:He was Japaned by critics.

He had rotten tomatoes thrown at him India club he was performing in.

Then Iran out of the way.
TG me Anytime, I enjoy them :)
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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:44 am

San wrote:
Constaniana wrote:He had rotten tomatoes thrown at him India club he was performing in.

i'd say this stopped being funny 15 posts ago but that would suggest it was funny to begin with.

Some of us find nation puns amusing. De gustibus.
Joe Biden 2020; make aviators great again.
Elementals 3 has arrived!
Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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The Holy Therns
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Postby The Holy Therns » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:46 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Czechanada wrote:
I demand that this quote be removed. It is an ethnic slur directed to me.


After a thorough double-Czech, It seems okay too me. I suspect you are being too sensitive. Czech out our rules for a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed.


Oh goddess I laughed so hard.
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Crysuko
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Postby Crysuko » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:10 am

Romic wrote:
Constaniana wrote:He had rotten tomatoes thrown at him India club he was performing in.

Then Iran out of the way.

Uzbekistan.

Did I do it right?
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

¡A Las Barricades!
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Len Hyet
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Postby Len Hyet » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:38 am

Crysuko wrote:
Romic wrote:Then Iran out of the way.

Uzbekistan.

Did I do it right?

I hate to Russa everybody but I think we need to stop with the punning.
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Postby Shofercia » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:41 am

Len Hyet wrote:
Crysuko wrote:Uzbekistan.

Did I do it right?

I hate to Russa everybody but I think we need to stop with the punning.


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