Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Slafstopia]

Shoveling money at unreproducible and fatally flawed experiments isn't going to change the laws of physics to make cold fusion magically work.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

I've shoveled $10 gaztribillion googolplex into unbalanced wheels as a method of power generation, so we now have FREE ENERGY!

1. When you say we, do you mean humans, or just space programs?

2. That's like saying "You see this cardboard box? There could be ANYTHING inside!" then not giving examples.

It could even be a boat!

[Maklohi Vai]

Frost isn't dead, he's just visiting hell to interview Nixon again.

[Katganistan]

... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

Something Americans object to. We don't mind if you actually, you know, add yourself to our collective if you, you know, LIVE here, have a Visa or other legit papers, become a citizen -- but when you sit across an ocean from us, say outrageous stuff and act like you're one of us -- nah, we're displeased. Even unpleased. DOUBLE PLUS UNPLEASED.

[Liriena]

Frost isn't dead, he's just visiting hell to interview Nixon again.

Beautiful.

[Liriena]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

Aw, thanks for bringing that over.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

This is just beautiful. Good ol' Hippo.

[StellarGate]

I have heard the voice of God many times so I pretty much know He's real.

Was this voice later Batman's corporate helper?

I got a laugh out of this.

[Seitonjin]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

I love you

[DesAnges]

I strongly believe atoms should not be trusted. They make up everything.

[Stern des Meeres]

I strongly believe atoms should not be trusted. They make up everything.

I got awesome quoted? Sweet!
Though it should be noted that this is a common joke I've heard and not one of my own.

[Shofercia]

Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Let's stop hating on Hippo before we lose this thread?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The 12th Doctor's entire run will be him going from pub to pub on different planets while running from Daleks and Cybermen.

"Doctor! DALEKS!"

"Oh, shut up, you cunt! Let me finish this pint."

"Doctor, I saved your life. I fixed your entire timestrea-"

"Yeah, and now everywhere I go, there's a cunt! There's a cunt! There's a cunt! Oh, what's that? A whiny cunt! Who would've fucking guessed?"

[Britanno]

Don't know if this has been said before (99% chance it has) but...

impeach theft
obama is marijuana

CHECKMATE OBAMARIJUANATHEISTS

[Qazox]

This conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable... they're moaning now. Should I leave?

No. Sit next to him and start to fap.

[Wisconsin9]

"Doctor! DALEKS!"

"Oh, shut up, you cunt! Let me finish this pint."

"Doctor, I saved your life. I fixed your entire timestrea-"

"Yeah, and now everywhere I go, there's a cunt! There's a cunt! There's a cunt! Oh, what's that? A whiny cunt! Who would've fucking guessed?"

NSLV shall be campaign speechwriter and running mate.

[Grenartia]

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

I've shoveled $10 gaztribillion googolplex into unbalanced wheels as a method of power generation, so we now have FREE ENERGY!

It could even be a boat!

I am honored.

Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.

Hey, look, we don't have to go through the trouble of putting this in AQ. Its already here!

[Shofercia]

Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.

Hey, look, we don't have to go through the trouble of putting this in AQ. Its already here!

Always glad to serve for my NSG Citizenship

[Yumyumsuppertime]

I love you

I'm flattered, but my wife and newborn baby...aw, what the hell.

[The Land of Truth]

I believe Anti-Theists are just as ignorant as fundamental Christians. People can believe in what they want to believe in, as long as it makes them happy and does not hurt anyone.

Nah we are just self conscious assholes.

Contrary to the hypocritical assholes.

[Blekksprutia]

Spam is in the eye of the beholder.

I laughed.

[Tlaceceyaya]

This is a good question :

If God was completely good then he would want to stop all evil, if God was completely powerful then he could stop all evil, but evil exists....so does that mean that God is not completely good or not completely powerful, or does god not exist?

Please post your ideas about this question!

Normally when we ask about age on NS, it's because we suspect someone of being underage, but I gotta ask you if you currently consider that Carthage must be destroyed?

[Personal Freedom]

You do not get to change your mind within the same post. Either its a black and white issue with no room for compromise, or some policies are better than other. By your own logic a progressive authoritarian society is better than a conservative one.

Personally, I'm very conservative. In my personal sphere, I wouldn't accept abortion or junkies or anything like that. However, I don't think the state should force people to live by my rules. My house? Mine. My land? Mine. My business? Mine. My social life? Mine. I'm not in favour of any policies - even conservative ones - that intrude unnecessarily on the personal freedoms of others.

That hilarious. Look at what he's saying. Xd

[Tlaceceyaya]

First, context. Then, funny.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

~Epicurus

"A witty saying proves nothing."

-Voltaire

''A witty saying from Voltaire proves nothing.'' -With Teeth

"That's precisely the fucking point."
-Blas