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Shofercia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:24 pm

Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.


Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:25 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.


Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing :P

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing :P

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.


A Serb, a Croat and a Bosniak walk into a bar. They see an Albanian, and find something to agree on :P
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:28 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing :P

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."
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Postby Shofercia » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:30 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."


I have to admit... your sig applies to your post perfectly :P

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Postby The Serbian Empire » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:33 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.


Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing :P

So did I, but then I am Slavic in origins as well although not as Serbian as Polish in extraction. Now I must get back to eating kielbasa before it gets colder than the days of the Warsaw Pact and NATO.
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Postby Belligerent Alcoholics » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:45 pm

Moar modly awesome.
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Postby New Libertarian States » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 pm

Siaos wrote:
Slafstopia wrote:
Noone cares about quotes about communism unless they're from Marx or Engels.

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Postby Slafstopia » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:15 pm

viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Communists don't really care for Monarchies.

North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.


I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:16 pm

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"Lameota can cause blood clots, a third nipple, enlargement of the nut sack, homicidal thoughts and aspirations to become a politician. Do not take Lameota if you have 11 fingers, vote Libertarian or think your pregnant with the Antichrist. Burning sensation when peeing purple may occur in diabetic patients. Consult a doctor if you're a woman and suddenly grow testicles. This may be a serious and fatal side effect that can result in death from the fucking stupidity of those who created this medicine.

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Postby Phocidaea » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:12 am

Serrland wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Except this is Italy, where geologists were convicted of manslaughter because they didn't issue adequate warnings of the 2009 earthquake.


I feel a bit bad, my first thought was "well, I wonder who is going to jail for not predicting this..."
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Postby Risottia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:29 am

Slafstopia wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.


I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.


You're late.

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arumdaum » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:17 am

New Libertarian States wrote:
Siaos wrote:"Shake Shake Shake, Shake your booty, Shake your booty"
-Karl Marx

Haha, I thought this was great.
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Postby Blekksprutia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:21 am

Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16327665#p16327665

For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...
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...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;
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Postby Astrolinium » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:24 am

Blekksprutia wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...

Another bit of modly awesome...

...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.
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Postby Blekksprutia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:28 am

Astrolinium wrote:
Blekksprutia wrote:[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.

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Postby Natair » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:04 pm

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?


Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Moar modly awesome.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Damn it ninja'd...
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Postby Seitonjin » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:12 pm

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:18 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:

The British are out and the French are in. Fries are French Fries again and it's now 'freedom muffins'.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:51 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
The Wycihowskiist Collective wrote:Hell, what if a furrie who identifies as a dog wants to be walked by a person?

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Postby Bottle » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:05 pm

Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:
Risottia wrote:
Schweizweld wrote:
Bragging about things they did in 1864 shows how lame they've become, what have they done for us lately.


Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:29 pm

Bottle wrote:Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:
Risottia wrote:
Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.


:rofl:
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Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:16 pm

Gren, it might not be a good idea to quote DoS posters, even if they were the leadon for an AQ.
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:02 am

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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:24 am

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