Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[The Archregimancy]

how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick

It wasn't a quote though.

are you retarded? it is a quote and i dont care what you think about it so piss off

I think you should log off the computer, pour yourself a nice cold beverage and have a good old think for a while.

didnt i tell you to leave me alone? i dont need to be arguing with some dumb asshole whos bitching at me because he doesnt like my quote

Right; have it your way.

*** 1 day ban for flaming and continued spamming of this thread after having already received a warning for the latter. ***

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Don't - that's not the sort of baiting we need around here, thank you.

[The united empires of zxarrkoenia]

we faer no one not pain not misery not death and especially not you we kneel before no man so suck on that also not spamming just got more to say

Talking back to an admin?


You're not destined to stay long on this forum.

not talking back to him he sounded like he was joking much like i was but then he gave me some bullshit about something i didnt do this forum asked for quotes and i gave it to them as did you but i didnt pick a fight with you about even though i didnt like your quotes because im better than that

[Benomia]

Talking back to an admin?


You're not destined to stay long on this forum.

not talking back to him he sounded like he was joking much like i was but then he gave me some bullshit about something i didnt do this forum asked for quotes and i gave it to them as did you but i didnt pick a fight with you about even though i didnt like your quotes because im better than that

How are you posted when you were just banned

[The Archregimancy]

Apologies for the last post by zxarrkoenia, everyone - he must have hit submit inbetween my typing up the warning and the actual issuing of the ban; it's not all a single process.

I hope things can return to normal now.

[The Blaatschapen]

not talking back to him he sounded like he was joking much like i was but then he gave me some bullshit about something i didnt do this forum asked for quotes and i gave it to them as did you but i didnt pick a fight with you about even though i didnt like your quotes because im better than that

How are you posted when you were just banned

There's a moment between Arch posting the ban message and Arch clicking the user profile and actually banning them.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

This one qualifies, I think.

Apologies for the last post by zxarrkoenia, everyone - he must have hit submit inbetween my typing up the warning and the actual issuing of the ban; it's not all a single process.

I hope things can return to normal now.

[Phocidaea]

Not all black men are linguistically incompetent rappers.
Not all Asians are mathematicians, bad drivers.
Not all American Southerners are racist hillbillies.
Not all American Northerners are godless socialists.
Not all Russians are vodka-addicted communists.
Not all Canadians say "eh" after every sentence.
Not all North Koreans are mindless slaves of their government.
Not all Middle Easterners or Muslims in general are Islamic radical militants.
Not all Indians are phone company customer support workers.

What makes the stereotype against homosexuals any different? It's a cultural thing and anyone who has a problem with it needs to lighten up. There's nothing about it to take seriously.

Both true and funny.

Also, one response:

Wasn't the stereotype about Asians that every one of them knew Kung Fu or other martial arts?

And another one from that thread:

The difference is, Black People didn't decide to organize hip hop concerts and rap about how they should have equal rights to get those rights. They didn't decide to go out and stage mass gang shootings for the right to vote.

[Gaveo]

I don't get it.

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.

15.

I turned 15 almost a month ago. :p

[Grenartia]

This is clearly the best quote on the thread.

It's a little known fact, but no good quote has ever contained an "and/or".

Actually, I think I might have a few in here that have "and/or". I'll have to check.

how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory

Kneel before me, oh rulers of Zxarrkoenia, as I wield my mighty sceptre of modly power over your union, and strike thunderous fear into you as I seek thy obedience in my search for the ultimate moderator glory, for I declare this day, unto all the witnesses of the Awesome/Funny NS quotes thread that I strike thee down with my awesome and unanswerable *** warning for spamming this thread ***.

Tremble, Zxarrkoenia!

This. Is. Gold.

It wasn't a quote though.

are you retarded? it is a quote and i dont care what you think about it so piss off

Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Obviously, you didn't get the hint with a warning and ban from a mod, so we're going to have to spell this out for you. They're supposed to be quotes from this forum. Not shit you made up, not things you've heard other people say on the street.

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[Belligerent Alcoholics]

I've eaten quite a lot already, I don't know why I'm so hungry .-."

You're probably a World Eater in larval stage.

[Forsher]

Wouldn't the Daleks kill the 9 who knew them?

Because stealth!

Then the ones who didn't know them would be suspicious.

Because 9 out of 10 children in the United Kingdom are dead.

I FAIL TO SEE THE PROB-LEM.

Might want to get that eyestalk looked a then

It's the bottom one that is funny but it needs the context.

[Arkinesia]

You're right, in the 2012 bad guy and terrorist survey 'Where I love to do crime', airports received 72% of the vote followed closely by convents and then corner shops.

Arm them all.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Make me a mod and I will do a far better job. I will show every single one of you just how easy it is to do. You get a complaint, they link the post in question, you read the surrounding posts that correlate with the situation; you mete out a ruling on the matter that's well-informed. The problem is that your moderators don't care enough about the people or this place to actually do their job the way they should. I do, and I would put them to shame.

I thought it was pretty funny, anyways.

[Wisconsin9]

Make me a mod and I will do a far better job. I will show every single one of you just how easy it is to do. You get a complaint, they link the post in question, you read the surrounding posts that correlate with the situation; you mete out a ruling on the matter that's well-informed. The problem is that your moderators don't care enough about the people or this place to actually do their job the way they should. I do, and I would put them to shame.

I thought it was pretty funny, anyways.

Second.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

We got a follow-up:

Posts, please.

I'd like to speak to Max. I know he's busy. Let him know it's a matter worthy of his attention.

It's like asking to speak to the God-Emperor of the Imperium of Man. Nobody's quite sure if it's even possible, even disregarding the puny nature of any human complaint in his semi-divine eyes (well, Max being owner of the forums and all).

[Marthonzales]

Seeing as how I'm still a virgin this is sadly true for me as well.

Like it

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Seeing as how I'm still a virgin this is sadly true for me as well.

Like it

...Why are you only responding to comments from April 25th?

[Creative Vikings]

Like it

...Why are you only responding to comments from April 25th?

It straight-up Hipster, that's why.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Strange creatures, these humans...

Heeeeey, as a sentient stool I detest that notion!

Accidentally asked for a cigarette in a very Irish way to my French aunt.
I couldn't bum a fag on you, could I?
Took me a few to realise why she looked so appalled.

[Free South Califas]

Not all black men are linguistically incompetent rappers.

Not funny, just racist. AAVE is a coherent, consistent dialect which uses the known morphological and syntactical rules of English to express concepts of the same complexity with the same clarity generally.

Ironically, Merriwhether actually displays staggering incompetence in linguistics above. These are entry-level concepts.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

The best part of wakin' up, is Grandma in your cup!

[Risottia]

Psalm 14:1 ESV

To the choirmaster. Of David. The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good.

Sony 16:9

Widescreen is the best.

[Licentiapacisterra]

Margret ships Wight and NMS. *nod*

Is this why I'm suddenly in the Falklands?

[The Serbian Empire]

If the South needs help rising again there are medications for that. Be sure to check with your doctor, though, it could be a sign of a more serious problem.

I bet it's a little blue pill.

[Free South Califas]

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You know, you guys are kind of right. I am kind of wrong. Just because cities elect democrats and are poor does not mean the democrats made them poor. I lost the debate.

It doesn't even matter that he was wrong now. He's grown and taught us a lesson in humility. Surprised? Well, maybe we will come to learn new things about Gallup in the months to come.