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Postby The blAAtschApen » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:12 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory


No.
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Postby Divair » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:13 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory


No.

Just no.

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Postby The Tiger Kingdom » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:14 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory

That's not how this works.
EDIT: Just...just no.
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:23 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory

This is clearly the best quote on the thread.
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Postby The Tiger Kingdom » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:23 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory

This is clearly the best quote on the thread.

It's a little known fact, but no good quote has ever contained an "and/or".
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Postby The Holy Therns » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:24 am

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:This is clearly the best quote on the thread.

It's a little known fact, but no good quote has ever contained an "and/or".


That's because they tend to have a remarkable lack of awesome and/or funny.
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Postby The Archregimancy » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:28 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory


Kneel before me, oh rulers of Zxarrkoenia, as I wield my mighty sceptre of modly power over your union, and strike thunderous fear into you as I seek thy obedience in my search for the ultimate moderator glory, for I declare this day, unto all the witnesses of the Awesome/Funny NS quotes thread that I strike thee down with my awesome and unanswerable *** warning for spamming this thread ***.

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Postby DesAnges » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:28 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about i am not your crowed king i am not your elected representative i am not your favored celebrity i am your conquering emperor and you will kneel before me or die before me emperor x imperia most notorious thing he said he said to the 13 kingdoms alliance as it rang though out history as it stuck thunderous fear and/or obedience and expanded the empire into ultimate glory


Kneel before me, oh rulers of Zxarrkoenia, as I wield my mighty sceptre of modly power over your union, and strike thunderous fear into you as I seek thy obedience in my search for the ultimate moderator glory, for I declare this day, unto all the witnesses of the Awesome/Funny NS quotes thread that I strike thee down with my awesome and unanswerable *** warning for spamming this thread ***.

Tremble, Zxarrkoenia!
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Postby Radiatia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:38 am

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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:55 am

how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick

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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:58 am

DesAnges wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:
Kneel before me, oh rulers of Zxarrkoenia, as I wield my mighty sceptre of modly power over your union, and strike thunderous fear into you as I seek thy obedience in my search for the ultimate moderator glory, for I declare this day, unto all the witnesses of the Awesome/Funny NS quotes thread that I strike thee down with my awesome and unanswerable *** warning for spamming this thread ***.

Tremble, Zxarrkoenia!

we faer no one not pain not misery not death and especially not you we kneel before no man so suck on that also not spamming just got more to say

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Postby Benomia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:59 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:
DesAnges wrote:

we faer no one not pain not misery not death and especially not you we kneel before no man so suck on that also not spamming just got more to say


Stop spamming fffs
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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:02 am

Benomia wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:we faer no one not pain not misery not death and especially not you we kneel before no man so suck on that also not spamming just got more to say


Stop spamming fffs

not spamming i dont want to argue

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Postby Benomia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:05 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:
Benomia wrote:

Stop spamming fffs

not spamming i dont want to argue


Still spamming...
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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:08 am

Benomia wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:not spamming i dont want to argue


Still spamming...

NOT SPAMMING DONT WANT TO ARGUE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

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Postby Benomia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:09 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick


^This was straight up spam.
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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:14 am

Benomia wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:how about twilight? bah back in my day vampires suck blood not dick


^This was straight up spam.

no it was just something you didnt like it was supposed to be a funny quote if dont like thats fine but dont harass me about it

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Postby Benomia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:16 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:
Benomia wrote:
^This was straight up spam.

no it was just something you didnt like it was supposed to be a funny quote if dont like thats fine but dont harass me about it


It wasn't a quote though.
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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:21 am

Benomia wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:no it was just something you didnt like it was supposed to be a funny quote if dont like thats fine but dont harass me about it


It wasn't a quote though.

are you retarded? it is a quote and i dont care what you think about it so piss off

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Postby Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:24 am

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:24 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:
Benomia wrote:
It wasn't a quote though.

are you retarded? it is a quote and i dont care what you think about it so piss off


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Postby Benuty » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:24 am

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Postby Benomia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:29 am

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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:30 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:are you retarded? it is a quote and i dont care what you think about it so piss off


I think you should log off the computer, pour yourself a nice cold beverage and have a good old think for a while.

didnt i tell you to leave me alone? i dont need to be arguing with some dumb asshole whos bitching at me because he doesnt like my quote

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Postby Divair » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:32 am

The united empires of zxarrkoenia wrote:
DesAnges wrote:

we faer no one not pain not misery not death and especially not you we kneel before no man so suck on that also not spamming just got more to say

Talking back to an admin?


You're not destined to stay long on this forum.

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