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Postby Free South Califas » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:21 pm

Nailed to the Perch wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:It's not “victim-blaming,” it's a completely appropriate criticism of a certain part of Western culture.


...apparently, the female part. Or at least the female part that openly acknowledges being female. The nerve of us, not disguising our voices if we want to talk on Vent or Xbox Live! The audacity of us, designing characters that look kinda like ourselves! The sheer chutzpah of us, daring to make an LP while simultaneously possessing breasts!

I have never, not once, heard a male gamer criticized for "making sure you know they're male." Male players are perfectly allowed to sound male, look male, introduce themselves by male names, tell dick jokes, whatever without anyone accusing them of being an terrible attention whore flaunting their maleness in public. Why in the hell should I be held to a special standard in which I must try to hide my gender in order to enjoy my hobby?
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Postby Benomia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:24 pm

Free South Califas wrote:
Nailed to the Perch wrote:
...apparently, the female part. Or at least the female part that openly acknowledges being female. The nerve of us, not disguising our voices if we want to talk on Vent or Xbox Live! The audacity of us, designing characters that look kinda like ourselves! The sheer chutzpah of us, daring to make an LP while simultaneously possessing breasts!

I have never, not once, heard a male gamer criticized for "making sure you know they're male." Male players are perfectly allowed to sound male, look male, introduce themselves by male names, tell dick jokes, whatever without anyone accusing them of being an terrible attention whore flaunting their maleness in public. Why in the hell should I be held to a special standard in which I must try to hide my gender in order to enjoy my hobby?


That wasn't funny.
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Postby Arkinesia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:24 pm

This made my day:

Neo Art wrote:I think we've found the inverse of the "there is no such thing as gray" NSG teen libertarian strikeforce. It's the "there's nothing but grey" NSG teen hipster brigade.

On one hand everything is exactly as it seems and there's no room for advanced and complex thinking, gay pride parades and the holocaust are equally evil! On the other hand, nothing can be known, nothing matters, everything is subjective, how dare you say Hitler was bad, that's just subjective!

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Postby Tsuntion » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:26 pm

Benomia wrote:
Free South Califas wrote:


That wasn't funny.


It's not meant to be. It's in here under the "awesome" category instead.
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Postby Bodobol » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:26 pm

Benomia wrote:
Free South Califas wrote:


That wasn't funny.


Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:27 pm

Benomia wrote:
Free South Califas wrote:


That wasn't funny.


It was awesome.
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Postby Benomia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:28 pm

Bodobol wrote:
Benomia wrote:
That wasn't funny.


Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.


It wasn't awesome either.
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Postby Neo Art » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:28 pm

Bodobol wrote:
Benomia wrote:
That wasn't funny.


Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.


She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.
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Postby Frisivisia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:28 pm

Benomia wrote:
Free South Califas wrote:


That wasn't funny.

I chuckled. Of course, as you've no doubt seen, I constantly chuckle during debates, especially when my opponent is ridiculous. It's part of my Bideny Irish Charm.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:29 pm

Benomia wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.


It wasn't awesome either.


The way she ripped Ark a metaphorical new one was.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:29 pm

Neo Art wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
Awesome/Funny NS Quotes is the name of the thread, I believe.


She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.

So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.

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Postby Neo Art » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:30 pm

Esternial wrote:
Neo Art wrote:
She is pretty awesome in the day to day. And I'm not saying that because she lets me see her naked.

...I'm not saying that JUST because she lets me see her naked.

Although it contributes to her being awesome.

So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.


Well...at least the hot ones.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:32 pm

Neo Art wrote:
Esternial wrote:So any woman who shows you their naked body becomes more awesome?

I have to call a few people.


Well...at least the hot ones.

...

Make that less than a few people.

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Postby Shofercia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:40 pm

Arkinesia wrote:This made my day:

Neo Art wrote:I think we've found the inverse of the "there is no such thing as gray" NSG teen libertarian strikeforce. It's the "there's nothing but grey" NSG teen hipster brigade.

On one hand everything is exactly as it seems and there's no room for advanced and complex thinking, gay pride parades and the holocaust are equally evil! On the other hand, nothing can be known, nothing matters, everything is subjective, how dare you say Hitler was bad, that's just subjective!

And thus their bitter war surges ever onward, locked in the eternal struggle of polar opposites, and yet bound by one great similarity. The complete, total, and profound inability to discuss anything like a fucking adult.


I don't usually agree with Neo Art,

But when I do, he's right on the money!

Also, that was fucking hilarious :rofl:
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Postby Siaos » Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:52 pm

Because if you don't sign up, you allow Section 39 Paragraph 827ABC Clause A91 of the Asuiop Rights Document 87APZ to go into affect allowing us to send assasins after your leader. You also allow Section 2 Paragraph 7269AHJ A63 of the Asuiop Rights Document 82ABY to go into affect allowing us to fill out document 172ASD-779 which activates a timer which when in counts down after 8 hours causes another timer to start taking 1 month to count down which causes a timer on the moon to count down for 0.000001 second which cause 17 ICBMs to fire directly at your capital, although only one ICBM will actually go off due to Section 82 Paragraph 729WER Clause W72 of the Generic Laws of Asuiop Volume 17ASY which prohibited more than one ICBM from going off at a foreign capital if the time is not 8:23AM on July 2, 2918.

Don't you just love bureaucracy? Its so efficent.


Something I found in the region chat.
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Postby Belligerent Alcoholics » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:24 pm

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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:28 pm

Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:Like you? :p

I don't get it.
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Postby TaQud » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:29 pm

Tlaceceyaya wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:

I don't get it.

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.
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Postby Benomia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:30 pm

TaQud wrote:
Tlaceceyaya wrote:I don't get it.

Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.


So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?
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Postby Creative Vikings » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:38 pm

Benomia wrote:
TaQud wrote:Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.


So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?

John Key was elected my Prime Minister and quite a few people consider that a joke.
Reality can tell jokes on it own, you know.

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Postby Damanucus » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:54 pm

Siaos wrote:
Because if you don't sign up, you allow Section 39 Paragraph 827ABC Clause A91 of the Asuiop Rights Document 87APZ to go into affect allowing us to send assasins after your leader. You also allow Section 2 Paragraph 7269AHJ A63 of the Asuiop Rights Document 82ABY to go into affect allowing us to fill out document 172ASD-779 which activates a timer which when in counts down after 8 hours causes another timer to start taking 1 month to count down which causes a timer on the moon to count down for 0.000001 second which cause 17 ICBMs to fire directly at your capital, although only one ICBM will actually go off due to Section 82 Paragraph 729WER Clause W72 of the Generic Laws of Asuiop Volume 17ASY which prohibited more than one ICBM from going off at a foreign capital if the time is not 8:23AM on July 2, 2918.

Don't you just love bureaucracy? Its so efficent.


Something I found in the region chat.


Who sent that one, Siaos?

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Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:28 pm

Benomia wrote:
TaQud wrote:Gaveo (Felix) is 14 or 15.


So it's less of a joke and more of a true statement?


You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?
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Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:43 am

Sometimes, when you try to kick someone's ass with the "Oh, yeah, are you an expert in this field?" rejoinder, you can miss by such an extent that the foot ends up in your own mouth.

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Postby The united empires of zxarrkoenia » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:04 am

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