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Phocidaea
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Phocidaea » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:14 pm

Free South Califas wrote:
Phocidaea wrote:On pony OCs: [I can't directly quote this because the thread is locked...]

What you call "awesome", I call "a needlessly hurtful and immensely ignorant slur against people with developmental disabilities". What did we do to you, exactly? (It might be best not to reply in thread, I suppose. I dunno.)


It's not my quote. Bring it up with Ameriganistan himself. I admittedly found it a little amusing, though.
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Transnapastain
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Transnapastain » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:37 pm

Free South Califas wrote:
Phocidaea wrote:On pony OCs: [I can't directly quote this because the thread is locked...]

What you call "awesome", I call "a needlessly hurtful and immensely ignorant slur against people with developmental disabilities". What did we do to you, exactly? (It might be best not to reply in thread, I suppose. I dunno.)


Might have been best not to post it here in the first place?

More quote posting, less talking, debating and arguing.

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Ceannairceach
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ceannairceach » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:04 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
greed and death wrote:That is why we need to get guns in all schools so gun control people will echo your sentiment and drop out.

We don't need no education! We don't need no gun control!

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Postby Free South Califas » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:07 am

Nailed to the Perch wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:Until people realize how they, themselves, are personally victimized in a system, they will be reluctant to fight at best, and will be antagonists at worst.


I just want to pull out this one line, because I really disagree with it. I am not personally victimized to any significant degree in a racist system - in fact, there's no doubt that as a lily-white person, I directly benefit from racism. For example, I am almost certainly more likely to get a job if I only have to compete against other white people, instead of facing the full field of candidates. Nonetheless, I am not in the least bit reluctant to fight against racism.

Now, I would argue that racism hurts us all as a society (perhaps that job I'm competing for is "cancer researcher," and not hiring the brilliant black lady instead of me will mean not finding a drug that would have saved countless lives), but that's not why I oppose racism. I oppose it because I am fully aware that people of color are people and deserve all the same privileges I have access to, and, well, to put it simply, because I'm not a dick. I don't need to benefit from gay people having marriage rights to think gay people should have marriage rights. I don't need to benefit from trans* people being able to be recognized as the gender they identify as to think trans* people should be recognized as the gender they identify as. I can be straight and cis and white and live my straight cis white life and still think those people who ARE profoundly affected by those issues deserve my full support, whether it benefits me directly or not. If someone approaches a social justice movement with the attitude of "what's in it for ME?" I'm not honestly sure I want them in my movement, because that person sounds like a fair-weather friend at best, and not unlikely to actively undermine the goals of the movement.
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Ex-Nation

Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:34 pm

Not a quote, but a screencap of NS Mod crashing epicsauce.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:37 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:Not a quote, but a screencap of NS Mod crashing epicsauce.

(Image)

Uh... I don't get it.
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Corparation » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:37 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Not a quote, but a screencap of NS Mod crashing epicsauce.

(Image)

Uh... I don't get it.

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San Leggera
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Ex-Nation

Postby San Leggera » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:37 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Not a quote, but a screencap of NS Mod crashing epicsauce.

(Image)

Uh... I don't get it.

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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Forsher » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:38 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Not a quote, but a screencap of NS Mod crashing epicsauce.

(Image)

Uh... I don't get it.


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Postby The Black Forrest » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:39 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Uh... I don't get it.

Fris started a new TET. Then kat derped and started a new TET.


And that's awesome?
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Meinkraft
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Meinkraft » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:44 pm

Costa Alegria wrote:
Afghanistan is basically a black hole for any military escapades.


^This.
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Swith Witherward
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Swith Witherward » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:49 pm

Giovenith wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:Like a good neighbor, State Farm is therrrrrrrrrrrrre.


"I'm a sore throat, you picked me up few days ago during super bowl season when you got a little excited with your buddies. Now I've rendered your otherwise melodious voice into weak wimperings of nothing, meaning your cute little State Farm jingle? Hehehe... guess you're just going to have to wait in that desert highway. All alone. In the heat. As marauders approach...
So switch to Allstate, where you can text, to better protect from Mayhem like me."

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Tiltjuice
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Ex-Nation

Postby Tiltjuice » Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:12 am

YellowApple wrote:
Rereumrari wrote:This thread has turned into a sad state of affiars. Bunch of internet nerds think you need to put verbal inputs into a woman like she is a robot.

May I kiss you?

May I stroke your back?

May I reach for your shirt?

May I make sweet love to you?

NO. Doing that will make it seem like you have no idea what she like or what you are doing. You have to be verbal about every step it to know you have her consent. Just take it slow, escalate slowly and if she objects, stop. It's that easy.


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Sayenka
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sayenka » Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:32 am

Kleomentia wrote:What is loveRape? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Made me lol so hard.
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Coffee Cakes
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Ex-Nation

Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:55 pm

Disserbia wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
:lol:

For me, as a sports nut, that's the logical conclusion of my Anglophilia. :lol:

You just made sports about logic. I can't handle this.
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Posting mod mistakes now are we?

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Genivaria
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Genivaria » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:53 pm

Hungry wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Wait, the Devil is a for worker's rights!? :eek:
That would mean Yahweh is the greedy capitalist exploiting the angels.....that explains SO MUCH.


You see, Yahweh isn't better, he just has better PR firms, however recently, this group of whisteblowers calling themselves Angry Theoretical Human Engineers Insisting Statutory Termination of Stupidity (Atheists) have tried to weaken him though.
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Vareiln
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Ex-Nation

Postby Vareiln » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:43 pm

The God-Realm wrote:Anton LaBump

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Regnum Dominae
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Ex-Nation

Postby Regnum Dominae » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:29 am

Ifreann wrote:I'd probably hop over to England and freak out Daily Mail readers by being a white, English speaking immigrant.
I support peace in Israel and Palestine. The governments and people in power on all sides are an absolute disgrace, and their unwillingness to pursue peace is a disservice to the people they are meant to be serving. The status quo is not simply untenable; it is unquestionably unacceptable.

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Meinkraft
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Meinkraft » Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:23 am

Arglorand wrote:
America in the image of levi wrote:Nuclear war... With North Korea

That's a bloody short nuclear war right there.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:57 am

The Emerald Dawn, telling it like it is, amusingly:

The Emerald Dawn wrote:But coming on NSG and discussing rape is like going to /b/ to discuss childhood trauma.

All you're going to get here is someone running up, ass first, shitting in your nose, stabbing you in the eye with a quill-pen, then farting the moonlight sonata in your ear. It's strangely talented that they pulled it off, but in the end you're still smelling their filth and can't see out of one eye anymore.
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Regnum Dominae
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Ex-Nation

Postby Regnum Dominae » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:15 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Yehuddah wrote:Think about it, would YOU want to know that you were made in a lab?!
I guess no, unless you are a very odd person.

Really? Here I thought you would LOVE knowing you were intelligently designed. :p
I support peace in Israel and Palestine. The governments and people in power on all sides are an absolute disgrace, and their unwillingness to pursue peace is a disservice to the people they are meant to be serving. The status quo is not simply untenable; it is unquestionably unacceptable.

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Phocidaea
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Phocidaea » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:43 pm

Here's another:

PostFreelasio wrote:The New York Times
March 22, 2013
STARVING NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS LANDING ON US SHORES RUSHED THE NEARBY BURGER KING RECORD PROFITS FOR FAST FOOD INDUSTRY.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:39 pm

Transnapastain wrote:
Shaffland wrote:Hello I am a new nation to this game and have no idea how to play the gameplay isn't helpful but I would deeply like to get into the WOrld assembly and make government decisions how do I do so.


NS is not a "game" like you may be imaging. There are various facets of what one can do on NS, and not all of them overlap, or are even remotely close to one another.

The first 5 subforums are given over to roleplaying. There are threads pinned to the top of each of those which can explain to you, in greater detail, the purpose of each board, and how to go about interacting. Read those, then read some of the threads on the first page, and try to get a feel of how things are done. There is nothing wrong with lurking.

The next three subforums are given over to the World Assembly. You said you wanted to join? Thats easy. just clcik here and then click the "apply to join" button near the top of the page. Follow the instructions from there. Make sure you have supplied a good email address for the game to send a message to, and do not join with more than one nation.

As to what you do in the WA...I don't know, not my thing. So you see how parts of the game don't really interact with one another? However, like before, the WA forums have sitckied threads to help you along.

The next two subforums are "gameplay", and I believe gameplay ties into the WA. I'm pretty clueless about gameplay, so you'll have to read the guides and talk tot heir members for more assistance.

The next two subforums are for technical assistance and reporting rules violations respectively. Hopefully, you'll never need to go there. Be sure you read the guides at the top so you understand how to report rule breaking or a technical error.

The last four subforums are discussion forums, and are whats considered "out of character." This means you are speaking as yourself, the player behind Shaffland, not the fictitious leader of Shaffland or one of its people. General is for discussion both lighthearted and serious, Arts and Fiction is for review and discussion of various media, Portal to the Multiverse houses roleplays like the ones from the first subforums, but not relating directly to ones NS nation, and F7 is a more light heated forum full of word games and various discussions. As always, guides at the top of the forums help explain their function and purpose.

There is no "tutorial" for NS, there is too wide a variety for one to really be thoroughly completed. I suggest you lurk around, observe and read the stickies, in addition to the rules. If you approach members of a forum with question respectively and intelligently, I imagine they will be willing to assist you too.

Most importantly...be sure you remember to have fun
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Elipida
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Ex-Nation

Postby Elipida » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:07 pm

Menassa wrote:*sigh*
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Individuality-ness
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Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:54 pm

Transnapastain's Forum Warning Recipe Book wrote:Take one part mild flame, add a good dose of calling for the deaths of people who may be in our player base, or ancestry thereof, and flavor it with a long list of violations. Shake well and serve hot.

Found here.
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