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Hydronium
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Postby Hydronium » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:37 pm

Go home _______, your drunk

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Napkiraly
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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:38 pm

Hydronium wrote:Go home _______, your drunk

This is for Awesome quotes that users have said, not memes.

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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:39 pm

Hydronium wrote:Go home _______, your drunk

This thread is for quotes. As in...

something funny


Plus you spelt "you're" wrong

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Tiltjuice
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tiltjuice » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:39 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Hydronium wrote:Go home _______, your drunk

This is for Awesome quotes that users have said, not memes.


Or picspam.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:26 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Whats a 'militant atheist'?

An atheist who has the audacity to admit it.
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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:28 pm

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The Cookish States
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Postby The Cookish States » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:38 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:An atheist who has the audacity to admit it.

Not seeing the awesomeness...but I suppose it's subjective.
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:06 pm

Maklohi Vai wrote:It's odd that after dozens of pages of this thread being multiple conversations going on at once, the thing that everyone converges on is hentai.
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Maklohi Vai
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:10 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Maklohi Vai wrote:It's odd that after dozens of pages of this thread being multiple conversations going on at once, the thing that everyone converges on is hentai.

I'm immortalized! :o
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Postby Natair » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:36 pm

Maklohi Vai wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:

I'm immortalized! :o

That is truly awesome xD

Now, let's see that topic...
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Postby Mavorpen » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:52 pm

Nightkill expressed his main interest in me in a TG...

I find your dick very fascinating. It's not often you find someone who knows what their talking about and can explain it simply. I find your logical process refreshing and entertaining. You have restored a sliver of my faith in humanity. Thank you.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:54 pm

Mavorpen wrote:Nightkill expressed his main interest in me in a TG...

I find your dick very fascinating. It's not often you find someone who knows what their talking about and can explain it simply. I find your logical process refreshing and entertaining. You have restored a sliver of my faith in humanity. Thank you.

Once you go Mavorpen...

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:59 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Nightkill expressed his main interest in me in a TG...


Once you go Mavorpen...

You realise how bad it really is.
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# went there....

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Postby Mavorpen » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:59 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Nightkill expressed his main interest in me in a TG...


Once you go Mavorpen...

Sigged.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Once you go Mavorpen...

You realise how bad it really is.

I won't deny this.
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Scocialist Provinces
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scocialist Provinces » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:01 pm

Wonderchicken wrote:"Okay, seriously. We either start packing the missiles' warheads with something more dangerous than Twinkie filling or I quit. I mean it, this time!"

I call this a damn awesome post.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:20 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In his spermmobile.

Nananananananana Dirty Sanchez.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:29 pm

Best WTF post in a while:

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... what the hell?

I don't even know what that means.

Image

I don't know what refugees are supposed to be... or why I'm moving them with a chopped truck or... what the hell?

I am stumped. I have no idea what to say.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:47 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:In response to a non-native English speaker (presumably Hindu and from India) wanting to ban eating cows, considered holy in Hinduism

Was I posting drunk again?


Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Once you go Mavorpen...

You realise how bad it really is.


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Genivaria
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Genivaria » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:59 pm

Costa Alegria wrote:
Greater Nilfgaard wrote:
What does that even mean?


Take a wild guess.

Genivaria wrote:Mexican food. *nods*


Indian food is better for shifting (sorry, Night, but I've had more experiences with Johnny Cash's "Burning Ring of Fire" after eating Indian than I have eating Mexican).
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The Cookish States
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Postby The Cookish States » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:21 pm

"What is faster then the speed of light?"
Galloism wrote:(Image)

I think everyone on the forum is now dumber.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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New Sapienta
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Postby New Sapienta » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:53 pm

The Cookish States wrote:"What is faster then the speed of light?"
Galloism wrote:(Image)

I think everyone on the forum is now dumber.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

That's a meme from a movie.

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Tiltjuice
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tiltjuice » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:17 pm

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Postby Menassa » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:16 pm

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Postby Genivaria » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:44 am

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Maltropia » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:24 am

New Sapienta wrote:
The Cookish States wrote:"What is faster then the speed of light?"

That's a meme from a movie.

Not a particularly great movie, either. That line and "O' Doyle rules!" are the only things worth remembering in it.
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