Kid Stuff You Do

[Tunizcha]

I do children, does that count?

Nah.

Damn. I guess I'm an adult now.

[Georgism]

Nah.

Damn. I guess I'm an adult now.

*Insert catholic joke*

[Tunizcha]

Damn. I guess I'm an adult now.

*Insert catholic joke*

Get your penis out of here.

[Maltropia]

I be a kid.

[The Rich Port]

Well... I do watch cartoons, but skullfuck anybody who wants to take away my Cartoon-Cartoons and my Looney Tunes because it's "childish".

I fucking love to laugh, and cartoons are great for chuckles. I'm serious, I will drive my SUV into an elementary school if someone tries to take away my toons.

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

[Maltropia]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

[Nobel Hobos]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

Wtf with this "Zeno" shit?

Did you fall asleep with the DVD on chapter repeat and wake up all subliminalated?

[Georgism]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

Wtf with this "Zeno" shit?

Did you fall asleep with the DVD on chapter repeat and wake up all subliminalated?

You need to go to bed dear, it's getting late

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

Wtf with this "Zeno" shit?

Did you fall asleep with the DVD on chapter repeat and wake up all subliminalated?

No....

*depression flareup*

[Kubrath]

I still watch cartoons, but the old classic ones, like Tom and Jerry and Looney Toons and some newer classics like Ed, Edd and Eddy.

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

That is none of your bussiness

[Luke Empire]

Harass asian girls, and try to get them naked.

[The Rich Port]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

And that is why I think you're awesome, Zeno.

Sure, your cartoons are the stuff of nightmares, but they're still funnier than Dane Cook.

[Wikipedia and Universe]

Harass asian girls, and try to get them naked.

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno draws cartoons... :]

And that is why I think you're awesome, Zeno.

Sure, your cartoons are the stuff of nightmares, but they're still funnier than Dane Cook.

[The Rich Port]

Harass asian girls, and try to get them naked.

Clearly, you've never seen Richie Rich: Uncut

[Luke Empire]

Clearly, you've never seen Richie Rich: Uncut

Richie Rich: Asian XXX*

[Georgism]

Clearly, you've never seen Richie Rich: Uncut

Or Asian Babes on the couch II

[The Parkus Empire]

I watch 90's cartoons, though most of them contain much humor that only adults can comprehend.

[The Rich Port]

Richie Rich: Asian XXX*

Richie Rich And His Golden Plated Dick.

An unfortunate smelting accident, I'm sure.

[Luke Empire]

Richie Rich: Asian XXX*

Richie Rich And His Golden Plated Dick.

An unfortunate smelting accident, I'm sure.

Richie Rich and Uncle Hitler, and his Reich

[The Parkus Empire]

Clearly, you've never seen Richie Rich: Uncut

I thought he was circumcised pretty early in life.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Breathe. Eat. Take shits. Act like a little shit.

Also, go karting, videogaming, arguing, biking, watch sports.

[Nobel Hobos]

Well... I do watch cartoons, but skullfuck anybody who wants to take away my Cartoon-Cartoons and my Looney Tunes because it's "childish".

It's all right, Richie. No-one is going to take away your cartoons. Please Richie. You're not going to have to skullfuck anyone, so put down ... no, it's OK! You can keep the remote! ... but put down the titanium penis-gourd. You won't need that. You can keep the remote. No-one is going to take your cartoons away. You won't need to skullfuck anyone, or wear that nasty gourd, or get bitten on the penis. It's OK, Richie!

That's good Richie. See, everything's OK. The cartoons are still on right? We want to help you Richie.

Now how about this. There is a place where everyone watches cartoons, all the time. You won't have to go to school, or go to work, or tidy your room. You can go there, Richie, and yes you can keep your remote. All cartoons, all the time! You will have to take the pills, but they're good pills Richie. They'll make the cartoons better. Trust me please Richie, I'm really trying to help. I like the cartoons too, and I know what it's like when they aren't there. I did two years in jail, Richie, and I know. When the only thing they'll let you watch is Passions and the network news, you know you're being punished!

We're not here to punish you, Richie. We're here for you. We are here to protect you from those nasty people who want to take away your cartoons and bite you on your penis. OK? You trust me don't you Richie?

We're going to have to go for a ride. But don't worry, we have all the best cartoons right there in the van, no no, not Youtube it's all on disk so no lag. But it's a little chilly outside, so here's a canvas jacket to keep you warm on the way to the van. Only if you want it, Richie, this is a great offer but you don't have to take it. You trust me don't you, Richie?

Good, that's good. You made the right decision there Richie. Yes, I know it's a little tight but it's not far to the van. These two friendly guys in the white suits will help you so you don't fall over. Boris here worked on Spongebob series 2, and can tell you some interesting stuff if you'd like to ask, and has some out-takes I guarantee you will like when you see them in the van.

I'm proud of you Richie! You made the right choice. I'll come visit soon!