Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

[The Corparation]

Robot Monster. Monster a go go. MANOS: The Hands of Fate. Plan 9 from outer space. I just named four that are worse.

I would have agreed with you on manos and plan 9, but MST3K redeemed those films.

They never did Plan 9. Too well known.

[Christantle]

I can't remember if I've seen them.

you wouldn't forget them.

I've seen so many movies in my life it's not even funny.

[Minoriteeburg]

I would have agreed with you on manos and plan 9, but MST3K redeemed those films.

They never did Plan 9. Too well known.

You are right.

I have proof

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/mstfaq/subtle.html
Q: So how come they didn't do "Plan 9 From Outer Space," which is touted the worst movie ever made?
A: BBI said that they did not want to do this movie for several reasons. First, the voice-over from Criswell would interfere with the commenting that Joel/Mike and the 'bots would make. Second, making fun of this movie is just too easy. Everybody has done it. The Brains would prefer fresh territory. Third, it's kind if redundant: The movie really makes fun of itself.
Also, while "Plan 9" is certainly awful, MSTies know better than to think it is the worst movie ever made. MST3K has unearthed several cinematic train wrecks that make it look like "Citizen Kane."

[Minoriteeburg]

Anything with Tyler Perry's name on it.

[Wilgrove]

The Butterfly Effect

That movie just sucked.

Anything with Tyler Perry's name on it.

I'd drink to that.

[Kylarosa]

I'm really suprised that ''Turkish Star Wars'' has not been suggested. Its probably the worst movie ever created. The plot makes no sense, characters are in one scene and then for no reason are in another place in the next scene, music is stolen from Indiana Jones, The old Battlestar Galactica, scenes are stolen from the original star wars, star trek, battlestar galactica and other movies I can only fathom a guess.
The star wars story has been changed slightly to accomodate their budget, the death star is supposed to be earth I think, Darth Vadar looks ridiculous, in the first few scenes for an instant you see a star destroyer flying upside down and backwards.etc
Its in turkish of course but even if it was in english I don't think it would make sense.

It was so bad I almost wet my pants with laughter. Its a serious attempt at star wars and was made in 1982. You think you've seen bad films, Turkish star wars is in a category of its own. Heres the last few minutes of it or so from youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

And it got a sequel in 2006!!!!
This movie should not only not exist but its a miracle it even does. Its actually Epic on biblical proporsions here, no exageration.

[Minoriteeburg]

The Butterfly Effect

That movie just sucked.

Anything with Tyler Perry's name on it.

I'd drink to that.

Cheers!

Also Wing Commander.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

I'm really suprised that ''Turkish Star Wars'' has not been suggested. Its probably the worst movie ever created. The plot makes no sense, characters are in one scene and then for no reason are in another place in the next scene, music is stolen from Indiana Jones, The old Battlestar Galactica, scenes are stolen from the original star wars, star trek, battlestar galactica and other movies I can only fathom a guess.
The star wars story has been changed slightly to accomodate their budget, the death star is supposed to be earth I think, Darth Vadar looks ridiculous, in the first few scenes for an instant you see a star destroyer flying upside down and backwards.etc
Its in turkish of course but even if it was in english I don't think it would make sense.

It was so bad I almost wet my pants with laughter. Its a serious attempt at star wars and was made in 1982. You think you've seen bad films, Turkish star wars is in a category of its own. Heres the last few minutes of it or so from youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE

And it got a sequel in 2006!!!!
This movie should not only not exist but its a miracle it even does. Its actually Epic on biblical proporsions here, no exageration.

Turkish Star Wars is great if you watch it for the unintentional hilarity of a movie that has absolutely no fucking plot at all. Turkish Spiderman was awesome too, he went around strangling people in bathtubs and shit.

[Sucrati]

Any Michael Moore Movies >:D

[Saurisisia]

Any Michael Moore Movies >:D

Other than Canadian Bacon, this^

[Dankenberg]

Anything with Tyler Perry's name on it.

Agreed. Also

for horrible execution of something that might not have sucked:
-Monster A Go-Go
-Tank Girl
-Star Trek V
-I, Robot (Maddox describes the Fail better than I can)
-Bicentenial Man
-Butterfly Effect
-Rankin & Bass Return of the King
-War of the Worlds (Tripod noises were cool, but crap plot + Tom Cruise were fail)
-Van Hellsing
-Signs
-I Am Legend

Obvious Franchise Zombie is Obvious:
-Rocky V
-Rocky Balboa
-every Star Trek after First Contact
-Die Hard 4
-goddamn reboots/remakes (every one of em except the new Dawn of the Dead)
-Terminator 3 & 4
-most of the recent Tim Burton movies
-Secret of N.I.M.H. 2
-the CGI Clone Wars one
-Batman and Robin (collegehumor is right though, it's kinda funny if you're wasted)
-the new Indiana Jones (Matt & Trey feel a bit more strongly about it than I do)

for fanboys/girls who never stfu/smell of past-prime luncheon meats:
-Twilight
-Interview With a Vampire
-The Passion
-Avatar
-the new Alice, if that was a movie not a miniseries
-The Nightmare Before Christmas

horrid celebrity vanity projects/vehicles:
-Space Jam
-Kazaam
-Rover Dangerfield
-the Michael Jackson one

for not being a good idea in the first place:
-Disney's Hunchback
-Disney's Pocahontas
-The Aristocats (Epic. Name. Fail.)

for uncategorized Fail:
-Moulin Rouge
-Pluto Nash
-Eragon (I kept falling asleep, also the plot and sfx were fail)
-Saw (never found them scary. I was one of the first people to see it, and by the end everybody was laughing at it. I honestly expected it to be my generation's Rocky Horror Picture Show by their/my reaction)
-Escape From L.A. (it was okay, but seemed like an amusement park ride of the original, minus most of the cool factor on the grimdark)
-The one where John Wayne played either Atilla the Hun or Genghis Khan and like a 3rd of the crew died from exposure to the fallout from a nearby nuclear test.
-The Happening (although the poster defaced to read 'The Penis' was funny)
-Cromwell
-the Da Vinci Code

[The Corparation]

Anything with Tyler Perry's name on it.

Agreed. Also

for horrible execution of something that might not have sucked:
-Monster A Go-Go
-I, Robot (Maddox describes the Fail better than I can)

All the others I agree with you. but:
1)There's nothing in Monster a Go Go that's any good other then a few basic ideas. All of these are either killed of during the movie or brutally raped in the closing narration.
2)I robot can't work as a movie. Its a collection of loosely connected short stories. You might be able to get a decent mini-series out of it though.

[RobCo Industries]

For a movie series that should of never been made, I will absolutely go with the Resident Evil series. Not only did they just mix games into one movie, and completely change the plot for whatever god damn reason, they added a super powered character that was "engineered" by Umbrella that has all these super powers. What the fuck? Seriously!

I know a lot of movies based on games or books aren't that great. But, you know.. if you're going to do it, why would you change the entire story around only keeping the bare basics? Why would you add a character that was never even HINTED at to this movie that's so superpoweredomfgicankillanythingwithmymind? It makes the series look like a piece of crap, and the story is laughable at best.

[Grave_n_idle]

For a movie series that should of never been made, I will absolutely go with the Resident Evil series. Not only did they just mix games into one movie, and completely change the plot for whatever god damn reason, they added a super powered character that was "engineered" by Umbrella that has all these super powers. What the fuck? Seriously!

I know a lot of movies based on games or books aren't that great. But, you know.. if you're going to do it, why would you change the entire story around only keeping the bare basics?

Because what works in a game, works in a game. Movies are a different thing.

[Vorograd]

It's only fun when you watch it with plenty of spoons. (Reference)

There is no spoon.

Wrong reference dear sir.

[Josh Sinister]

Tim Burton.
Not a specific movie of his... just Tim Burton.

Sure, we wouldn't get Batman or... Batman, but I think it's worth it.

...This guy...

[Potarius]

Tim Burton.
Not a specific movie of his... just Tim Burton.

Sure, we wouldn't get Batman or... Batman, but I think it's worth it.

...This guy...

The Nightmare Before Christmas? Edward Scissorhands, surely?

[Wilgrove]

Tim Burton.
Not a specific movie of his... just Tim Burton.

Sure, we wouldn't get Batman or... Batman, but I think it's worth it.

...This guy...

Hey, Tim Burton is awesome!

[Rupudska]

Star Wars: Holiday Special.
The entire Left Behind movie series (The books were great, but the movie, at least the first one, was meh. But the sequels were horrible.)

[Venti Americanos]

Red Zone Cuba - So bad that MST3K couldn't even make it funny.

What about Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece "The Room"? Should never have been made and yet so terrible that it's completely enjoyable.

[Minoriteeburg]

For a movie series that should of never been made, I will absolutely go with the Resident Evil series. Not only did they just mix games into one movie, and completely change the plot for whatever god damn reason, they added a super powered character that was "engineered" by Umbrella that has all these super powers. What the fuck? Seriously!

I know a lot of movies based on games or books aren't that great. But, you know.. if you're going to do it, why would you change the entire story around only keeping the bare basics?

Because what works in a game, works in a game. Movies are a different thing.

^this.

The resident evil movies are good for what they are, which isn't much.

[Venti Americanos]

Because what works in a game, works in a game. Movies are a different thing.

^this.

The resident evil movies are good for what they are, which isn't much.

Resident Evil movies weren't great but they weren't House of the Dead either

[Minoriteeburg]

^this.

The resident evil movies are good for what they are, which isn't much.

Resident Evil movies weren't great but they weren't House of the Dead either

House of the Dead 2 was better than 1 (and that was a direct-to-scifi-channel movie)

[Venti Americanos]

House of the Dead 2 was better than 1 (and that was a direct-to-scifi-channel movie)

Shockingly true

[Grave_n_idle]

Resident Evil movies weren't great but they weren't House of the Dead either

House of the Dead 2 was better than 1 (and that was a direct-to-scifi-channel movie)

Actually, yes. The sequel was far superior to the original.

Of course, I have the original anyway. I collect zombie movies. There are so many bad zombie movies that House of the Dead just isn't that bad when you compare it to it's genre.