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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:36 pm

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I thought the Fog was a John Carpenter movie about pirate ghosts.


It is. I thought Steven King used the same title for his short story.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mist
For the 2007 film based on King's novella, see The Mist (film).

The Mist

Author Stephen King
Country United States
Language English
Genre(s) Horror novella
Publisher Viking Press, Signet
Publication date 1980, 1985, 2007 (Signet)
Media type Print (Hardback & Paperback)
The Mist is a horror novella by the American author Stephen King, in which the small town of Bridgton, Maine is suddenly enveloped in an unnatural mist that conceals otherworldly monsters.[1] It was first published as the first and longest story of the 1980 horror anthology Dark Forces. A slightly edited version was included in King's 1985 collection Skeleton Crew. The story is the longest entry in Skeleton Crew and occupies the first 134 pages. To coincide with the theatrical release of the film based on the novella, The Mist was republished as a stand-alone paperback book by Signet on October 2, 2007
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:37 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
It is. I thought Steven King used the same title for his short story.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mist
For the 2007 film based on King's novella, see The Mist (film).

The Mist

Author Stephen King
Country United States
Language English
Genre(s) Horror novella
Publisher Viking Press, Signet
Publication date 1980, 1985, 2007 (Signet)
Media type Print (Hardback & Paperback)
The Mist is a horror novella by the American author Stephen King, in which the small town of Bridgton, Maine is suddenly enveloped in an unnatural mist that conceals otherworldly monsters.[1] It was first published as the first and longest story of the 1980 horror anthology Dark Forces. A slightly edited version was included in King's 1985 collection Skeleton Crew. The story is the longest entry in Skeleton Crew and occupies the first 134 pages. To coincide with the theatrical release of the film based on the novella, The Mist was republished as a stand-alone paperback book by Signet on October 2, 2007


Indeed.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:40 pm

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Indeed.



I'll drink to that.
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Postby Brandenburg-Altmark » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:37 am

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Conserative Morality wrote:The ending was great because it reflected both personal loss and a greater hope for the future. Well, for those of us who aren't the main character.


IMO I just like King's ending better. I see what they were trying to portray, but in the end it just felt like another hollywood happy ending. (well happy given the situation)


I don't think that was happy at all. He shoots his whole family only to find it's over.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:11 am

The Butterfly Effect
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:11 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:The Butterfly Effect

^this.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:15 am

also Crank and Crank 2
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:17 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:also Crank and Crank 2

^Yeah, and the fast and furious movies...

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:18 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:also Crank and Crank 2

^Yeah, and the fast and furious movies...



or any movie with Paul Walker.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:24 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:^Yeah, and the fast and furious movies...



or any movie with Paul Walker.

Or Zack Ward....

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:27 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

or any movie with Paul Walker.

Or Zack Ward....



Who is Zack Ward again? Name sounds familiar.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:28 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Or Zack Ward....



Who is Zack Ward again? Name sounds familiar.

Dis' guy... Zack Ward

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:29 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Who is Zack Ward again? Name sounds familiar.

Dis' guy... Zack Ward



Ah him. I agree.

Also any movie with Chris Klein, especially the Rollerball remake.
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Postby Emagna » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:06 am

Sunday I did a terrible mistake: I watched 2012.
:palm: It's horrendous. $200,000,000 down the toilet.
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Postby Wiztopia » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:11 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?


I forgot to respond to this. Shatner is awesome.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:28 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?


I forgot to respond to this. Shatner is awesome.



He was best in Fan Boys.

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Postby Christantle » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:29 pm

Emagna wrote:Sunday I did a terrible mistake: I watched 2012.
:palm: It's horrendous. $200,000,000 down the toilet.

That's alot of money0.0
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Postby The Rich Port » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:37 pm

Christantle wrote:
Emagna wrote:Sunday I did a terrible mistake: I watched 2012.
:palm: It's horrendous. $200,000,000 down the toilet.

That's alot of money0.0


You'd think people would have figured out Roland Emmerich doesn't have a lot of substance in his films, especially after 10,000 BC.

What sucks is that he's making a movie about fucking Shakespeare called Anonymous, out of all the Internet and Shakespeare-unfriendly titles you could think of. I smell a shit-train of fail in his future.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:38 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Christantle wrote:That's alot of money0.0


You'd think people would have figured out Roland Emmerich doesn't have a lot of substance in his films, especially after 10,000 BC.

What sucks is that he's making a movie about fucking Shakespeare called Anonymous, out of all the Internet and Shakespeare-unfriendly titles you could think of. I smell a shit-train of fail in his future.



10,000 B.C. is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot.
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Postby The Corparation » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:45 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
You'd think people would have figured out Roland Emmerich doesn't have a lot of substance in his films, especially after 10,000 BC.

What sucks is that he's making a movie about fucking Shakespeare called Anonymous, out of all the Internet and Shakespeare-unfriendly titles you could think of. I smell a shit-train of fail in his future.



10,000 B.C. is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot.

Robot Monster. Monster a go go. MANOS: The Hands of Fate. Plan 9 from outer space. I just named four that are worse.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:46 pm

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Minoriteeburg wrote:

10,000 B.C. is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot.

Robot Monster. Monster a go go. MANOS: The Hands of Fate. Plan 9 from outer space. I just named four that are worse.



I would have agreed with you on manos and plan 9, but MST3K redeemed those films.
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Postby Christantle » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Robot Monster. Monster a go go. MANOS: The Hands of Fate. Plan 9 from outer space. I just named four that are worse.



I would have agreed with you on manos and plan 9, but MST3K redeemed those films.

Would have liked to see how those were wouldn't you?
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:14 pm

Christantle wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I would have agreed with you on manos and plan 9, but MST3K redeemed those films.

Would have liked to see how those were wouldn't you?


I have seen most of the MST3K episodes.
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Postby Christantle » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:15 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Christantle wrote:Would have liked to see how those were wouldn't you?


I have seen most of the MST3K episodes.

I can't remember if I've seen them.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:15 pm

Christantle wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I have seen most of the MST3K episodes.

I can't remember if I've seen them.



you wouldn't forget them.
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