Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

[Wilgrove]

Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?

His toupee is the source of eternal life.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?

His toupee is the source of eternal life.

We obviously need to find KHAAAANNN!!!

[Jamestkirk World]

Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?

His toupee is the source of eternal life.

Darn tootin' it is.

[Mosasauria]

FF7: Advent Children
That was not and FF7 movie. That was a transvestite in a stripper's club strung up on crack.

[Minoriteeburg]

Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?

His toupee is the source of eternal life.

It's just a tribble he killed with his bare hands.

[Ashlak]

Anything made by Quentin Tarantino and Uwe Boll.

You must dislike popular things in general.

Meh, I don't really care if something is popular or not. And as for Nightkill, yes I don't like Pulp Fiction. The story was so boring, they had to use a nonlinear narrative so people wouldn't notice and say "OMG TEH EVENTS ARE NOT CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER WHICH MAKES IT HIP AND NONMAINSTREAM LULZ!". There are only two good things about that movie: 1. Samuel L. Jackson
2. Christopher Walken's guest appearence

Inglorious Basterds was just plain horrible, and admittedly Kill Bill (1 and 2) wasn't that bad, it was just mediocre. And I haven't seen Reservior Dogs, but considering I haven't liked Tarantino's movies so far, I probably wouldn't like it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You must dislike popular things in general.

Meh, I don't really care if something is popular or not. And as for Nightkill, yes I don't like Pulp Fiction. The story was so boring, they had to use a nonlinear narrative so people wouldn't notice and say "OMG TEH EVENTS ARE NOT CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER WHICH MAKES IT HIP AND NONMAINSTREAM LULZ!". There are only two good things about that movie: 1. Samuel L. Jackson
2. Christopher Walken's guest appearence

Inglorious Basterds was just plain horrible, and admittedly Kill Bill (1 and 2) wasn't that bad, it was just mediocre. And I haven't seen Reservior Dogs, but considering I haven't liked Tarantino's movies so far, I probably wouldn't like it.

I liked Pulp Fiction, not for the plot, but for the humor.

[Potarius]

FF7: Advent Children
That was not and FF7 movie. That was a transvestite in a stripper's club strung up on crack.

You say that, yet you have almost the same fucking thing as your flag/avatar.

It was an FFVII movie. That's how the characters were intended to look from the beginning, but were hindered by the limitations of PlayStation hardware. It extends the ending of FFVII and does a better job of helping to wrap up the storyline. Get over it.

[Minoriteeburg]

FF7: Advent Children
That was not and FF7 movie. That was a transvestite in a stripper's club strung up on crack.

You say that, yet you have almost the same fucking thing as your flag/avatar.

It was an FFVII movie. That's how the characters were intended to look from the beginning, but were hindered by the limitations of PlayStation hardware. It extends the ending of FFVII and does a better job of helping to wrap up the storyline. Get over it.

^this.

[Wiztopia]

Battlefield Earth, and The Mist.

Never saw the movie but that was one of my favorite short stories back in the day.

Eh, she'd likely appreciate a round with a guy who's bigger than a cotton swab for a change.

I'll drink to that.

You'll drink to anything.

Did he also like Titan A.E.?

Doubt he's ever heard of that one, I know I haven't.

He's a huge fan of 2 and a half men though. Slightly unrelated, but still further indication of something incredibly wrong.

[New Orcrimmar]

The twilight series.

[Teinohikira]

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

[Wiztopia]

The twilight series.

That's pretty obvious. The books were crap for making girls think abusive relationships are good.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

The twilight series.

That's pretty obvious. The books were crap for making girls think abusive relationships are good.

Not necessarily abusive, but they thought it was good to teach girls it's glamorous to act in an unhealthy way with being obsessively clingy and dependent to a ridiculous degree.

[Wiztopia]

That's pretty obvious. The books were crap for making girls think abusive relationships are good.

Not necessarily abusive, but they thought it was good to teach girls it's glamorous to act in an unhealthy way with being obsessively clingy and dependent to a ridiculous degree.

Being controlling is being abusive.

[Brandenburg-Altmark]

Not necessarily abusive, but they thought it was good to teach girls it's glamorous to act in an unhealthy way with being obsessively clingy and dependent to a ridiculous degree.

Being controlling is being abusive.

I only go by second hand accounts, but I never noticed controlling behavior as much as ridiculously obsessive behavior.

[Wiztopia]

Being controlling is being abusive.

I only go by second hand accounts, but I never noticed controlling behavior as much as ridiculously obsessive behavior.

Such as when Edward took out her car engine so she couldn't visit friends.

[Minoriteeburg]

Battlefield Earth, and The Mist.

Never saw the movie but that was one of my favorite short stories back in the day.

It is a great short story, and the movie goes well (enough) to the story until the ending...which sucked balls.

I'll drink to that.

You'll drink to anything.

I'll drink to that.

Doubt he's ever heard of that one, I know I haven't.

He's a huge fan of 2 and a half men though. Slightly unrelated, but still further indication of something incredibly wrong.

Well two and a half men was the most watched comedy on network TV....so at least your dad isn't alone there.

[Wiztopia]

Never saw the movie but that was one of my favorite short stories back in the day.

It is a great short story, and the movie goes well (enough) to the story until the ending...which sucked balls.

You'll drink to anything.

I'll drink to that.

Well two and a half men was the most watched comedy on network TV....so at least your dad isn't alone there.

I haven't read the short story in years. I could have sworn it was originally named The Fog though. Which would make sense considering mists are usually clearer than fogs. The show isn't the best but is still funny. I just think some people hate it because of what Charlie Sheen has said.

[Conserative Morality]

It is a great short story, and the movie goes well (enough) to the story until the ending...which sucked balls.

The ending was great because it reflected both personal loss and a greater hope for the future. Well, for those of us who aren't the main character.

[YaoiFangirlLand]

Any Movie made by *The Asylum* is guaranteed to be major suckage Like for example Titanic II, that's right there was a second Titanic Dammit.

How do you make a second Titanic? O_o

[Wiztopia]

Any Movie made by *The Asylum* is guaranteed to be major suckage Like for example Titanic II, that's right there was a second Titanic Dammit.

How do you make a second Titanic? O_o

Titanic: Flamethrowers Equal Revenge.

[Minoriteeburg]

It is a great short story, and the movie goes well (enough) to the story until the ending...which sucked balls.



I'll drink to that.




Well two and a half men was the most watched comedy on network TV....so at least your dad isn't alone there.

I haven't read the short story in years. I could have sworn it was originally named The Fog though. Which would make sense considering mists are usually clearer than fogs. The show isn't the best but is still funny. I just think some people hate it because of what Charlie Sheen has said.

I thought the Fog was a John Carpenter movie about pirate ghosts.

[Wiztopia]

I haven't read the short story in years. I could have sworn it was originally named The Fog though. Which would make sense considering mists are usually clearer than fogs. The show isn't the best but is still funny. I just think some people hate it because of what Charlie Sheen has said.

I thought the Fog was a John Carpenter movie about pirate ghosts.

It is. I thought Steven King used the same title for his short story.

[Minoriteeburg]

It is a great short story, and the movie goes well (enough) to the story until the ending...which sucked balls.

The ending was great because it reflected both personal loss and a greater hope for the future. Well, for those of us who aren't the main character.

IMO I just like King's ending better. I see what they were trying to portray, but in the end it just felt like another hollywood happy ending. (well happy given the situation)