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Postby Meryuma » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:00 pm

Cool Egg Sandwich wrote:
Vorograd wrote:THE ROOM.


The Room is actually good, though. This thread is for movies that shouldn't have been made.


*Good* good, or bad good?

BTW I'm glad The Room was made, it's hilarious.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:18 pm

Battlefield Earth, and The Mist.
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Postby The Rich Port » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:20 pm

Meryuma wrote:
Cool Egg Sandwich wrote:
The Room is actually good, though. This thread is for movies that shouldn't have been made.


*Good* good, or bad good?

BTW I'm glad The Room was made, it's hilarious.


If you ask me, The Room is a fucking miracle.

Tommy Wiseau IS the new Ed Wood. He's going to inspire millions of people on the planet to say "Jeez... If this douche monkey could get all that money to make a shit movie, imagine what I could do? :O"
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Postby Kruplyan » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:Battlefield Earth

Captain obvious. :roll:

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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 pm

I originally thought The Hangover shouldn't have been made. That was before I saw it a few nights ago.

I feel ashamed for ever, ever thinking that.
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Postby The Rich Port » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:23 pm

Potarius wrote:I originally thought The Hangover shouldn't have been made. That was before I saw it a few nights ago.

I feel ashamed for ever, ever thinking that.


You judged a movie before you ever saw it? :eyebrow:

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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:33 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Potarius wrote:I originally thought The Hangover shouldn't have been made. That was before I saw it a few nights ago.

I feel ashamed for ever, ever thinking that.


You judged a movie before you ever saw it? :eyebrow:


Bear in mind that I never said I thought it was terrible before I saw it. My thoughts on the movie were simply based on the idea of originality; I never once dismissed it as bad before viewing. Even though it's not exactly the most original movie ever made, it's still great in its own right.

And, in the end, I think that's what really matters. Originality isn't the be-all, end-all of film.
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Postby Pottslande » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:39 pm

The new Little Red Riding Hood movie.

I got to see an early screening of that. If that movie had gone on any longer I would have forced my phone down my windpipe and choked to death.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:42 pm

Kruplyan wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Battlefield Earth

Captain obvious. :roll:



No obvious would have been Gigli.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:44 pm

Potarius wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
You judged a movie before you ever saw it? :eyebrow:


Bear in mind that I never said I thought it was terrible before I saw it. My thoughts on the movie were simply based on the idea of originality; I never once dismissed it as bad before viewing. Even though it's not exactly the most original movie ever made, it's still great in its own right.

And, in the end, I think that's what really matters. Originality isn't the be-all, end-all of film.



I have liked just about all of Todd Phillips' movies.

Well maybe except Road Trip, that was meh. Tom Green tends to ruin films.
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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:45 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Bear in mind that I never said I thought it was terrible before I saw it. My thoughts on the movie were simply based on the idea of originality; I never once dismissed it as bad before viewing. Even though it's not exactly the most original movie ever made, it's still great in its own right.

And, in the end, I think that's what really matters. Originality isn't the be-all, end-all of film.



I have liked just about all of Todd Phillips' movies.

Well maybe except Road Trip, that was meh. Tom Green tends to ruin films.


Tom Green ruins just about everything.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:48 pm

Kruplyan wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Battlefield Earth

Captain obvious. :roll:

Meh, it was entertaining at least... not there... there's.... there's that one college movie that was.... but it had colored alien things with laser guns... and the characters raped each other in a tent.... Can't remember the name for that POS.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:50 pm

Potarius wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I have liked just about all of Todd Phillips' movies.

Well maybe except Road Trip, that was meh. Tom Green tends to ruin films.


Tom Green ruins just about everything.



He ruined Drew Barrymore.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:50 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Kruplyan wrote:Captain obvious. :roll:

Meh, it was entertaining at least... not there... there's.... there's that one college movie that was.... but it had colored alien things with laser guns... and the characters raped each other in a tent.... Can't remember the name for that POS.


:blink:

Entertaining?
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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:01 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Tom Green ruins just about everything.



He ruined Drew Barrymore.


I wouldn't mind ruining Drew Barrymore, if you get my drift.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:02 pm

Potarius wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

He ruined Drew Barrymore.


I wouldn't mind ruining Drew Barrymore, if you get my drift.



Not after Tom Green and Justin Long.
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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:03 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Potarius wrote:
I wouldn't mind ruining Drew Barrymore, if you get my drift.



Not after Tom Green and Justin Long.


Eh, she'd likely appreciate a round with a guy who's bigger than a cotton swab for a change.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:04 pm

Potarius wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Not after Tom Green and Justin Long.


Eh, she'd likely appreciate a round with a guy who's bigger than a cotton swab for a change.


I'll drink to that.

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Postby Pottslande » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:08 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Kruplyan wrote:Captain obvious. :roll:

Meh, it was entertaining at least... not there... there's.... there's that one college movie that was.... but it had colored alien things with laser guns... and the characters raped each other in a tent.... Can't remember the name for that POS.


My dad loves that movie, Battlefield Earth.

Course, he also loves the Star Wars prequels, so maybe there's just something wrong with his brain.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:09 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Meh, it was entertaining at least... not there... there's.... there's that one college movie that was.... but it had colored alien things with laser guns... and the characters raped each other in a tent.... Can't remember the name for that POS.


My dad loves that movie, Battlefield Earth.

Course, he also loves the Star Wars prequels, so maybe there's just something wrong with his brain.



Did he also like Titan A.E.?
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Postby Potarius » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:09 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Meh, it was entertaining at least... not there... there's.... there's that one college movie that was.... but it had colored alien things with laser guns... and the characters raped each other in a tent.... Can't remember the name for that POS.


My dad loves that movie, Battlefield Earth.

Course, he also loves the Star Wars prequels, so maybe there's just something wrong with his brain.


Did he have a lobotomy sometime in his past?
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Postby Pottslande » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:11 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Pottslande wrote:
My dad loves that movie, Battlefield Earth.

Course, he also loves the Star Wars prequels, so maybe there's just something wrong with his brain.



Did he also like Titan A.E.?


Doubt he's ever heard of that one, I know I haven't.

He's a huge fan of 2 and a half men though. Slightly unrelated, but still further indication of something incredibly wrong.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:11 pm

Babylon A.D.

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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:16 pm

Any movie with William Shatner in it shouldn't have existed.

I notice all the good actors are all dying off of late. Why doesn't Shat ever die?
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