Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

by **Elite Douches** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:05 pm

I would have to say The Last Airbender, as much as i loved the cartoon that movie was just painful.

by **The Corparation** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:07 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
The Corparation wrote:I loved that movie. Its funny. Yes tthere's not much substance to it, but there's not supposed to be. Its just for fun.

If it was just for fun, shouldn't it have been... you know... fun?

It was.

by **Wilgrove** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:37 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I cant believe nobody's mentioned Napoleon Dynamite. My sister forced me and my dad to watch it once, and we were both like,"What the fucking hell? You call that a fucking movie? We should beat the shit out of you!!"

A semi-functional retard befriends a 'me barely speaky english' mexican, and does a whole shitload of inexplicably retarded (not to mention irrelevant) things to get the afore mentioned mexican elected to class president. There, you know everything there is to know about this shitty ~~movie~~ waste of expensive film.

I loved that movie. Its funny. Yes tthere's not much substance to it, but there's not supposed to be. Its just for fun.

So.....what was the funny part?

by **Wiztopia** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:03 pm

Grenartia wrote:I cant believe nobody's mentioned Napoleon Dynamite. My sister forced me and my dad to watch it once, and we were both like,"What the fucking hell? You call that a fucking movie? We should beat the shit out of you!!"

A semi-functional retard befriends a 'me barely speaky english' mexican, and does a whole shitload of inexplicably retarded (not to mention irrelevant) things to get the afore mentioned mexican elected to class president. There, you know everything there is to know about this shitty ~~movie~~ waste of expensive film.

Your mom goes to college.

Elite Douches wrote:I would have to say The Last Airbender, as much as i loved the cartoon that movie was just painful.

You're the first person in this thread who mentioned it and didn't call it an anime.

by **The Corparation** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:04 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
The Corparation wrote:I loved that movie. Its funny. Yes tthere's not much substance to it, but there's not supposed to be. Its just for fun.

So.....what was the funny part?

The llama.

by **Minoriteeburg** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:05 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I cant believe nobody's mentioned Napoleon Dynamite. My sister forced me and my dad to watch it once, and we were both like,"What the fucking hell? You call that a fucking movie? We should beat the shit out of you!!"

A semi-functional retard befriends a 'me barely speaky english' mexican, and does a whole shitload of inexplicably retarded (not to mention irrelevant) things to get the afore mentioned mexican elected to class president. There, you know everything there is to know about this shitty ~~movie~~ waste of expensive film.

Your mom goes to college.

Elite Douches wrote:I would have to say The Last Airbender, as much as i loved the cartoon that movie was just painful.

You're the first person in this thread who mentioned it and didn't call it an anime.

I noticed that as well.

He is off to a good start on NSG.

by **Aeternus Audentia** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:20 pm

Elite Douches wrote:I would have to say The Last Airbender, as much as i loved the cartoon that movie was just painful.

Speaking of bad film adaptations; Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. The book was done little to no justice. *shudders* It was awful.

by **Minoriteeburg** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:22 pm

Aeternus Audentia wrote:
Elite Douches wrote:I would have to say The Last Airbender, as much as i loved the cartoon that movie was just painful.

Speaking of bad film adaptations; Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. The book was done little to no justice. *shudders* It was awful.

Yes it was.

As was Cirque Du Freak.

by **The Rich Port** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:23 pm

Wiztopia wrote:You're the first person in this thread who mentioned it and didn't call it an anime.

Ahem...

by **Wiztopia** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:27 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:You're the first person in this thread who mentioned it and didn't call it an anime.

Ahem...

1) I have no sound on this computer.

2) That has nothing to do with what I said.

by **The Rich Port** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:30 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Ahem...

1) I have no sound on this computer.

2) That has nothing to do with what I said.

1.) You don't need sounds

2.) I know

by **Delator** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:15 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:I Robot, Wild Wild West, Hancock, Men In Black II

I don't see Bad Boys II or I Am Legend on that list. :eyebrow:

Minoriteeburg wrote:Contact, and Mission to Mars.

Add Red Planet, and then rank them in order of crap.

Minoriteeburg wrote:any disney movie post lion king, and pre Pixar.

There were some bad Disney films, (Treasure Planet, anyone??), but they were concurrent with Pixar's work.

Wilgrove wrote:I'd have to throw in any Dreamworks Animation movie, esp. when they try to compete with Pixar.

I liked Antz better than A Bugs Life.

The only other Dreamworks Animation movie I've liked was Kung Fu Panda.

New Orcrimmar wrote:As big a fan that I am of The Land Before Time I have to say I did like some of the sequals but the 13th one killed the series.

You know, I have yet to see any of the sequels. Why ruin a perfectly good ending?

... and Diana Ross singing during the credits still gets to me. Stop judging! : P

Grave_n_idle wrote:"Avatar" wasn't as bad as it seems to be believed. I can't decide if it's a victim of it's own marketing success (nothing could have lived up to that hype)... or if it's just the trendy thing to hate Avatar.

I think much of the hate stems solely from the films Green Aesop***

***Warning: TV Tropes link - I am not responsible for your wasted afternoon

by **Trollgaard** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:19 pm

A movie called 13 seconds. Its a french-canadian horror move, or supposed to be, but nothing really happens in the movie. The movie is such a terrible piece of trash that I was angry at it. I was physically shaking and wanted to smash the tv for having watched it. I get angry just thinking of that crappy movie.

by **Christantle** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:25 am

Trollgaard wrote:A movie called 13 seconds. Its a french-canadian horror move, or supposed to be, but nothing really happens in the movie. The movie is such a terrible piece of trash that I was angry at it. I was physically shaking and wanted to smash the tv for having watched it. I get angry just thinking of that crappy movie.

I agree.

by **Aeternus Audentia** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:25 am

Tropic Thunder. Literally the only movie I left the theater during the showing of it.

by **Juristonia** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:27 am

Every Uwe Boll movie ever made.

by **Minoriteeburg** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:40 am

Delator wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:I Robot, Wild Wild West, Hancock, Men In Black II

I don't see Bad Boys II or I Am Legend on that list.

I never saw Bad Boys II (Bad Boys was terrible enough) and I Am Legend would have been a decent film if it wasn't for it's shitty ending.

Delator wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Contact, and Mission to Mars.

Add Red Planet, and then rank them in order of crap.

I forgot Ghosts of Mars as well.

by **Wiztopia** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:19 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Delator wrote:
I don't see Bad Boys II or I Am Legend on that list.

I never saw Bad Boys II (Bad Boys was terrible enough) and I Am Legend would have been a decent film if it wasn't for it's shitty ending.

Delator wrote:
Add Red Planet, and then rank them in order of crap.

I forgot Ghosts of Mars as well.

Is Red Planet the one where the computer goes psycho? If so I've seen part of it. Also they pushed the one guy off a cliff on Mars if I remember right. I've never seen Ghosts of Mars and Mission to Mars sucked a lot. It had a lot of potential to be good but instead they lowered it to a PG rating.

by **Christantle** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:30 pm

Aeternus Audentia wrote:Tropic Thunder. Literally the only movie I left the theater during the showing of it.

Agreed.

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:57 pm

Christantle wrote:
Aeternus Audentia wrote:Tropic Thunder. Literally the only movie I left the theater during the showing of it.

Agreed.

Weird, so many people just can't appreciate good films. Napoleon dynamite is overrated to hell of course, but I enjoyed it even if not a hell of a lot. Tropic Thunder seems to be one of those movies people give shit because they don't want to like it for whatever reason.

by **Aeternus Audentia** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:18 pm

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:
Christantle wrote:Agreed.

Weird, so many people just can't appreciate good films. Napoleon dynamite is overrated to hell of course, but I enjoyed it even if not a hell of a lot. Tropic Thunder seems to be one of those movies people give shit because they don't want to like it for whatever reason.

No, I honestly gave it a chance. I sat down and they were making really dumb jokes related to big buck movie directing, and I really could not stand the immaturity. Plus, I hardly understood the plot as it went on.

by **Grenartia** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:38 pm

Aeternus Audentia wrote:
Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:
Weird, so many people just can't appreciate good films. Napoleon dynamite is overrated to hell of course, but I enjoyed it even if not a hell of a lot. Tropic Thunder seems to be one of those movies people give shit because they don't want to like it for whatever reason.

No, I honestly gave it a chance. I sat down and they were making really dumb jokes related to big buck movie directing, and I really could not stand the immaturity. Plus, I hardly understood the plot as it went on.

I kind of enjoyed Tropic Thunder,tbh.
I saw it as a big satire of the actors themselves, and of the movie industry.

by **Minoriteeburg** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:05 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I never saw Bad Boys II (Bad Boys was terrible enough) and I Am Legend would have been a decent film if it wasn't for it's shitty ending.

I forgot Ghosts of Mars as well.

Is Red Planet the one where the computer goes psycho? If so I've seen part of it. Also they pushed the one guy off a cliff on Mars if I remember right. I've never seen Ghosts of Mars and Mission to Mars sucked a lot. It had a lot of potential to be good but instead they lowered it to a PG rating.

Yes. It's the one with Val Kilmer.

Ghosts of Mars was somehow written, produced, and directed by John Carpenter, but was in no way shape or form a John Carpenter movie.

It's basically about these zombie things on mars fighting Ice Cube.

by **Cool Egg Sandwich** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:10 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
Is Red Planet the one where the computer goes psycho? If so I've seen part of it. Also they pushed the one guy off a cliff on Mars if I remember right. I've never seen Ghosts of Mars and Mission to Mars sucked a lot. It had a lot of potential to be good but instead they lowered it to a PG rating.

Yes. It's the one with Val Kilmer.

Ghosts of Mars was somehow written, produced, and directed by John Carpenter, but was in no way shape or form a John Carpenter movie.

It's basically about these zombie things on mars fighting Ice Cube.

Pam Grier gets her head cut off too. I lol'd

by **Minoriteeburg** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:21 pm

Cool Egg Sandwich wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Yes. It's the one with Val Kilmer.

Ghosts of Mars was somehow written, produced, and directed by John Carpenter, but was in no way shape or form a John Carpenter movie.

It's basically about these zombie things on mars fighting Ice Cube.

Pam Grier gets her head cut off too. I lol'd

Oh yeah I forgot about that. :lol:

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