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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:10 am

Rambhutan wrote:2001 is definitely not a bad film, (even Eyes wide shut isn't that bad, Kubrik just couldn't make something terrible). It was a major leap forward in science fiction films and its impact when it came out was very powerful, a lot of films like the Star Wars films would not have been made if it hadn't come first. What it hasn't done is age very well, science fiction films tend to date quickly anyway (particularly near future ones after we reach the date they are set in), and 2001 has suffered by the explosion in special effects that has happened since it was made.


I bet somebody is going to remake it now.
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Postby Geniasis » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:56 am

It's not as if 2001 was his best movie anyway.


Dr. Strangelove was his best movie.
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Postby Jafas United » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:05 am

Last Action Hero

It was a total mess with too many other movies being parodied in it. It may of been entertaining and funny in some parts. But on the whole, it was a strange and confusing movie.
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Postby Rainara » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:07 am

2012 and Knowing...
It ruined common sense.
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Postby Horsefish » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:39 am

I'm willing to put money on The Thing remake I saw advertised being in this thread sometime soon.
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Postby PunkYouPunkingPunk » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:49 am

The bring it on movies the first one was ok but the rest sucked also the movie redline
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:13 am

Wiztopia wrote:
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Ah sorry I was a bit drunk then, but yes American Beauty was garbage. I haven't been that bored during a film since Pay It Forward.


It wasn't a great movie but I don't see how it can be considered one of the worse films ever made.

I never said it was one of the worst films ever, That list was a list of movies that were worse than the last airbender and the human centipede.





It might as well have been.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:15 am

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Minoriteeburg wrote:

I agree. 2001 is a true classic Science Fiction film. If you don't like it, it's only because you didn't understand it.

I didn't understand 2001 very well, but I enjoyed it as a film none the less.


You're not supposed to understand it all, really. The monolith is supposed to be mysterious, it's meant to make you think. Oh, and it's scary as all hell.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:16 am

Rainara wrote:2012 and Knowing...
It ruined common sense.


I could not agree more. It's like the writer couldn't come up with a better ending for Knowing and just said, "Fuck it, it's aliens."
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:16 am

Horsefish wrote:I'm willing to put money on The Thing remake I saw advertised being in this thread sometime soon.



Same here. Why not just reboot it and let Carpenter direct it again?
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Postby Horsefish » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:18 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I'm willing to put money on The Thing remake I saw advertised being in this thread sometime soon.



Same here. Why not just reboot it and let Carpenter direct it again?


Or just leave it well enough alone? I mean, a remake will have exactly the same plot just with a shittier ending and a lack of suspense.

I like The Thing :(
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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:18 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I'm willing to put money on The Thing remake I saw advertised being in this thread sometime soon.



Same here. Why not just reboot it and let Carpenter direct it again?


Hollywood is awesome intolerant.
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Postby GreaterPacificNations » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:30 am

Starship Trooper 2 and onward. Unlike a lot of people, I enjoyed the first installment. It was cheesy, action packed, and fully of satirical propaganda- fun.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:33 am

Horsefish wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Same here. Why not just reboot it and let Carpenter direct it again?


Or just leave it well enough alone? I mean, a remake will have exactly the same plot just with a shittier ending and a lack of suspense.

I like The Thing :(



It's my second favorite Carpeneter film next to Escape From New York.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:34 am

GreaterPacificNations wrote:Starship Trooper 2 and onward. Unlike a lot of people, I enjoyed the first installment. It was cheesy, action packed, and fully of satirical propaganda- fun.



I enjoyed the first one as well. It was a decent brainless popcorn flick.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:44 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
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It wasn't a great movie but I don't see how it can be considered one of the worse films ever made.



It might as well have been.


I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:52 pm

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It might as well have been.


I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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Postby Wiztopia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:58 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
I'm pretty sure he was talking about Avatar and not Avatar the Last Airbender.



Well I was talking about the Last Airbender when the subject was brought up. Maybe he/she got confused.

But he was the one who brought it up first.
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