Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

[The Observer Clan]

they are technicly Exploitation films but i feel the world would be a better place if movies such as:

Violent Shit 1-3
Necromantic
Chatterbox
Porno Holocaust
Death Nurse
Brazilian and Turkish Starwars
Salo (or the 120 days of Sodom)
etc.

were never made

[Imperial isa]

We can only hope.

Aw what the hell. How did they keep getting the funds to do this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bigges ... ll_Time_3D

Kinda makes you wonder. If they make a bad parody on bad movies, would it be so bad that it destroys the universe?

Vampires Suck would be better as a porn movie name then for a shit one

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Eh, I thought those kind of movies are dead.

Like Dizyntk, I hope they are, but they should never have been made in the first place.

To be honest, Tropic Thunder was one hell of a parody movie.

[Norstal]

Like Dizyntk, I hope they are, but they should never have been made in the first place.

To be honest, Tropic Thunder was one hell of a parody movie.

That was a good movie. I should watch it again.

[Dizyntk]

To be honest, Tropic Thunder was one hell of a parody movie

Only because the movie it was parodying was not a very good movie. And Tropic Thunder had better acting.

[Munathanura]

Like Dizyntk, I hope they are, but they should never have been made in the first place.

To be honest, Tropic Thunder was one hell of a parody movie.

That's not the kind of movie that I'm referring to, though. I'm specifically talking about all those bad "Scary Movie" spinoffs.

[Norstal]

To be honest, Tropic Thunder was one hell of a parody movie.

That's not the kind of movie that I'm referring to, though. I'm specifically talking about all those bad "Scary Movie" spinoffs.

I seriously love how they make fun of...what? 5 year old films?

http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/

[Wiztopia]

you know what, fuck it, i give up, apparently explaining anything to people so this deep entrenched was more a waste of my patience then anything and only served to make my self look stupid because i am acting impulsively rather then waiting a few minutes to think of the best possible response

i give up arguing this stupid fucking argument because at the end of the day, i honestly don't give a shit, you keep watching your boring as fuck 'film', if you need me, i'll be watching my guilty pleasure Tinto Brass's Caligula, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow

So you're upset because we have showed you how you made up a bullshit definition for film?

[Munathanura]

That's not the kind of movie that I'm referring to, though. I'm specifically talking about all those bad "Scary Movie" spinoffs.

I seriously love how they make fun of...what? 5 year old films?

http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/

They're making a parody of Avatar. In 3D.

This is going to be their worst film yet.

[Meowfoundland]

That's not the kind of movie that I'm referring to, though. I'm specifically talking about all those bad "Scary Movie" spinoffs.

I seriously love how they make fun of...what? 5 year old films?

http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/

Well, I know what the worst movie of 2012 is going to be.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

I seriously love how they make fun of...what? 5 year old films?

http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/

Well, I know what the worst movie of 2012 is going to be.

Wait, someone's making a parody of 2012 now?

[Munathanura]

Well, I know what the worst movie of 2012 is going to be.

Wait, someone's making a parody of 2012 now?

Nope, Avatar. It just happens to come out in 2012.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Wait, someone's making a parody of 2012 now?

Nope, Avatar. It just happens to come out in 2012.

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

[Munathanura]

Nope, Avatar. It just happens to come out in 2012.

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

>.< There goes my broken sarcasm meter again.

There's just no accounting for bad taste.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Nope, Avatar. It just happens to come out in 2012.

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

I enjoy those movies.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

I enjoy those movies.

I made the mistake of thinking the girl I invited to go with me had any interest in me and actually wanted to see the movie, so I ended up watching the third flick (Eclipse?) with a couple of friends that were also suckered into the experience, in their own special way.

I think the best parts of that movie were a) being able to talk shit about the movie with first-hand material, b) being able to talk said shit with friends, c) laughing hysterically after people came out of the theatre exclaiming that it was the best movie of the series to date, and d) learning that the "perfect guy" is someone that stalks and controls his girlfriend like the pretty blood sack she is.

The series just ain't for me, if you can't tell.

[Wiztopia]

I seriously love how they make fun of...what? 5 year old films?

http://www.iconmovies.net/thebiggestmovieofalltime3d/

They're making a parody of Avatar. In 3D.

This is going to be their worst film yet.

I'll bet it will be better than Avatar because Avatar fucking sucked.

Nope, Avatar. It just happens to come out in 2012.

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

No they keep making them because Stephanie Meyer portrayed abusive relationships as a good thing.

[The Nuclear Fist]

The series just ain't for me, if you can't tell.

Twilight? Nu, fuck that shit. I was referring to those parody movies, where the title always has 'movie' in it. I like those.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

They're making a parody of Avatar. In 3D.

This is going to be their worst film yet.

I'll bet it will be better than Avatar because Avatar fucking sucked.

/sarcasm

The only thing that I don't like about those shitty movies is that other people watch them and make studio execs want to make more of them.

I mean, guys, there's a fuckin' reason why they keep making Twilight movies, no matter how terrible they are.

No they keep making them because Stephanie Meyer portrayed abusive relationships as a good thing.

I would wait for the next fillum to have BDSM-related messages in it, but OH RIGHT, they're WAITING, because he's an effeminate sparkling vampire and she's... well, she's Pants.

Somehow that makes sense.

[Wiztopia]

I'll bet it will be better than Avatar because Avatar fucking sucked.

No they keep making them because Stephanie Meyer portrayed abusive relationships as a good thing.

I would wait for the next fillum to have BDSM-related messages in it, but OH RIGHT, they're WAITING, because he's an effeminate sparkling vampire and she's... well, she's Pants.

Somehow that makes sense.

So if she gets unzipped does that mean she dissolves into nothingness?

[Munathanura]

I enjoy those movies.

I made the mistake of thinking the girl I invited to go with me had any interest in me and actually wanted to see the movie, so I ended up watching the third flick (Eclipse?) with a couple of friends that were also suckered into the experience, in their own special way.

I think the best parts of that movie were a) being able to talk shit about the movie with first-hand material, b) being able to talk said shit with friends, c) laughing hysterically after people came out of the theatre exclaiming that it was the best movie of the series to date, and d) learning that the "perfect guy" is someone that stalks and controls his girlfriend like the pretty blood sack she is.

The series just ain't for me, if you can't tell.

Did they still have the paedophilia in it?

They're making a parody of Avatar. In 3D.

This is going to be their worst film yet.

I'll bet it will be better than Avatar because Avatar fucking sucked.

Base on what I've seen, Avatar will still be the better movie. The plot will be better, the jokes will be funnier and the 3D will be better.

[Horsefish]

It wasn't. At least final destination was funny, human centipede was just weird.

The girl in the middle did have a nice rack though.

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

The film centers on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede with barbed wire wrapped around his penis

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

I think.. I can't..

Seriously that is some messed up shit right there, I don't think I'll be watching that.

[Munathanura]

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

I think.. I can't..

Seriously that is some messed up shit right there, I don't think I'll be watching that.

What surprises me most is that it was approved for release in Australia and not Britain. Usually it's the other way round.

[The Nuclear Fist]

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

The film centers on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede with barbed wire wrapped around his penis

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

Cool. I know what I'll be watching.

[Nationstatelandsville]

no country for old men also comes to mind

i don't give a fuck how many awards it got, it is a shitty film where nothing happened, much like another film which shouldn't of been made, 2001 a space odyssey

You sir, are not of this earth. NOT OF THIS EARTH, I SAY! NOT OF THIS EARTH!