Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

[Minoriteeburg]

Fixed.

Ouch, harsh. Not nice to the star of That 70's Show and...um...that thing...he was in with Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner or whoever...you remember, it was about...I dunno, he was a young executive or something and he was in love with his boss's daughter or some formulaic horseshit, I dunno.

He wasn't in Garden State, was he? That was Zach Braff. Or Bramf. Or whoever, you know, the guy from Scrubs.

Anyway, Topher Grace is a developing young actor and could do great things. He has an IMDB page. Probably has a little trivia section, where he won some kind of award in high school or something and once dormed in the same building as Martin Scorcese's grandson or something.

He still sucks though.

[The Observer Clan]

no, not as fucking dumb as putting a gigantic fucking electromagnet in a room surrounded BY GLASS AND METAL

I beg to differ.

AND THEN, when everything goes to shit and you lose control of the arms that have no fucking reason to have AI (which was controlled by maybe the most exposed yet valuable object sense the core of the fucking death star)... BUT THEN, blaim everything on the guy who showed up maybe 30 seconds ago despite ALL THE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

[Minimum Fruit]

He still sucks though.

Topher Grace does not suck!

He's just a photo-negative of Urkel but without the distinctive laugh, wardrobe, or any characteristic at all.

[Minoriteeburg]

He still sucks though.

Topher Grace does not suck!

He's just a photo-negative of Urkel but without the distinctive laugh, wardrobe, or any characteristic at all.

Which means he sucks.

[Minimum Fruit]

Topher Grace does not suck!

He's just a photo-negative of Urkel but without the distinctive laugh, wardrobe, or any characteristic at all.

Which means he sucks.

He doesn't suck! There's no sucking there! That's not suckism!

He just...he's...

Poor Topher.

[Minoriteeburg]

Which means he sucks.

He doesn't suck! There's no sucking there! That's not suckism!

He just...he'sucks...

Poor Topher.

fixed for accuracy.

[Geniasis]

Fixed.

Ouch, harsh. Not nice to the star of That 70's Show and...um...that thing...he was in with Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner or whoever...you remember, it was about...I dunno, he was a young executive or something and he was in love with his boss's daughter or some formulaic horseshit, I dunno.

He wasn't in Garden State, was he? That was Zach Braff. Or Bramf. Or whoever, you know, the guy from Scrubs.

Anyway, Topher Grace is a developing young actor and could do great things. He has an IMDB page. Probably has a little trivia section, where he won some kind of award in high school or something and once dormed in the same building as Martin Scorcese's grandson or something.

Wait, Zach Braffmf... was he Scrubs or Black Scrubs?

Anyway, having an IMDB page isn't a big deal. Hell, I've got one* and I haven't done anything impressive in years.


*I most certainly do not bring it up as often as I can to impress women, even though I'm completely sure it would work. Every time.

[Minimum Fruit]

Wait, Zach Braffmf... was he Scrubs or Black Scrubs?

Anyway, having an IMDB page isn't a big deal. Hell, I've got one* and I haven't done anything impressive in years.


*I most certainly do not bring it up as often as I can to impress women, even though I'm completely sure it would work. Every time.

Topher's kicks ass. Apparently he had an uncredited roll as Guard #1 in a Scooby Doo remake TV episode.

Suck on THAT, Edward Norton.

[Minoriteeburg]

Wait, Zach Braffmf... was he Scrubs or Black Scrubs?

Anyway, having an IMDB page isn't a big deal. Hell, I've got one* and I haven't done anything impressive in years.


*I most certainly do not bring it up as often as I can to impress women, even though I'm completely sure it would work. Every time.

Topher's kicks ass. Apparently he had an uncredited roll as Guard #1 in a Scooby Doo remake TV episode.

Suck on THAT, Edward Norton.

He was uncredited because he sucks.

[Imperial isa]

i say give it some years and they will reboot the Spiderman movies

[Deus in Machina]

i say give it some years and they will reboot the Spiderman movies

11 months, acutally.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazin ... 12_film%29
It's going to be 1000 times worse than anything Sam Raimi's come up with.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ouch, harsh. Not nice to the star of That 70's Show and...um...that thing...he was in with Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner or whoever...you remember, it was about...I dunno, he was a young executive or something and he was in love with his boss's daughter or some formulaic horseshit, I dunno.

He wasn't in Garden State, was he? That was Zach Braff. Or Bramf. Or whoever, you know, the guy from Scrubs.

Anyway, Topher Grace is a developing young actor and could do great things. He has an IMDB page. Probably has a little trivia section, where he won some kind of award in high school or something and once dormed in the same building as Martin Scorcese's grandson or something.

Wait, Zach Braffmf... was he Scrubs or Black Scrubs?

Anyway, having an IMDB page isn't a big deal. Hell, I've got one* and I haven't done anything impressive in years.


*I most certainly do not bring it up as often as I can to impress women, even though I'm completely sure it would work. Every time.

Link?

[Minimum Fruit]

He was uncredited because he sucks.

No! No! No!


He was uncredited because he isn't a glory hound who demands credit like that pretty boy, whathisname! You know, the kid from Almost Famous and Wristcutters. That kid.

Also probably because after he left the voice studio everyone forgot who he was.

[Imperial isa]

i say give it some years and they will reboot the Spiderman movies

11 months, acutally.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazin ... 12_film%29
It's going to be 1000 times worse than anything Sam Raimi's come up with.

[AETEN II]

I'll drink to that.



But seriously, Topher Grace as Venom???????

What's next? Seth Rogen as Carnage?

"Spider-Man..."

"Carnage! Holy shit, are you Seth Rogen?"

"Well, I uh..."

"Dude, didn't you just play the Green Hornet?"

"Yes, yes I..."

"The movie was horrible."

AMEN to that. I actually wanted the main character to actually die so the terrible lines would come to an end.

[Geniasis]

Wait, Zach Braffmf... was he Scrubs or Black Scrubs?

Anyway, having an IMDB page isn't a big deal. Hell, I've got one* and I haven't done anything impressive in years.


*I most certainly do not bring it up as often as I can to impress women, even though I'm completely sure it would work. Every time.

Link?

And give you my True Name!?

Sure, I don't see why not.

Actually, I was part of this made-for-tv local anti-drug movie when I was 8. Not even sure who took the time to make an IMDB page for it. I'll TG it to you if you're really interested.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Link?

And give you my True Name!?

Sure, I don't see why not.

Actually, I was part of this made-for-tv local anti-drug movie when I was 8. Not even sure who took the time to make an IMDB page for it. I'll TG it to you if you're really interested.

Sure, why not.

[The Observer Clan]

no country for old men also comes to mind

i don't give a fuck how many awards it got, it is a shitty film where nothing happened, much like another film which shouldn't of been made, 2001 a space odyssey

[AETEN II]

no country for old men also comes to mind

i don't give a fuck how many awards it got, it is a shitty film where nothing happened, much like another film which shouldn't of been made, 2001 a space odyssey

KILL THIS MAN, HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT CULTURE!
2001 is one of the best and most classic space films ever made, I mean fuck, it's 2001, you can't hate 2001, how, how is this possible?

[The Observer Clan]

no country for old men also comes to mind

i don't give a fuck how many awards it got, it is a shitty film where nothing happened, much like another film which shouldn't of been made, 2001 a space odyssey

KILL THIS MAN, HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT CULTURE!
2001 is one of the best and most classic space films ever made, I mean fuck, it's 2001, you can't hate 2001, how, how is this possible?

very easily in fact, NOTHING... FUCKING... HAPPENED, it's just a bunch of artsy bullshit that forces you to write the film for Kubrick because he was just being a shitty writer

because he put it much better than me, for my entire opinion, i advise you to watch Confused Mathew's review of it, it more then subs it up

[Khihaizi]

Either Lord of the Rings or Titanic.

Also, any film based on something from Marvel or DC with superhuman capabilities, most likely obtained due to some accident and/or genetic mutation.

[AETEN II]

-palm-

Go back to your CGI filled movies and leave me alone to relish my classics. I'm guessing you also hate Perry Mason, Hitchcock, Forbidden Planet, the 60's BBC Holmes, and othe classic movies/tv series/collections.

[Khihaizi]

Now, Forbidden planet was actually a silly and ridiculous film. 2001 had a nice thing to it.

Metropolis is where it's at, of course.

And nothing wrong with CGI, use whatever means can best realize your artistic vision.

[Wiztopia]

Not irreverent at all.

I can't fathom why you're still on about this. I can't even imagine what you mean to accomplish. You're not going to convince me of anything, and your approval doesn't mean anything to me either.

Does it really bother you that much that I disagree with you?

I just like pointing out stupidity.

Wat.

I don't understand what was unclear....

You didn't check the bolded?

Either Lord of the Rings or Titanic.

Also, any film based on something from Marvel or DC with superhuman capabilities, most likely obtained due to some accident and/or genetic mutation.

I see you trolling.

[The Observer Clan]

-palm-

Go back to your CGI filled movies and leave me alone to relish my classics. I'm guessing you also hate Perry Mason, Hitchcock, Forbidden Planet, the 60's BBC Holmes, and othe classic movies/tv series/collections.

oh for the love of go- YOUR TALKING TO THE GUY WHO LOVES METROPOLIS AND FLASH GORDON

i hate 2001 because it is not a film, it is some artsy minimalist bullshit, the Art Direction, fine, i do not hate this film because of what it looks like, I FUCKING HATE CGI, and it genuinely insults me you jump to this rather brash and vindictive conclusion.

it is a beautify shot film, and the special effects are still impressive even today

it just had a awful fucking writer, nothing happened, and the only character we get, one more expressive and emotive than the 'main' IS A FUCKING ROBOT

if you dispute me on the cutting of the fat, i ask you this, if we cut the first chapter of the monkeys fucking around a watering hole, the only thing we would of missed would be the knowledge that the Monoliths exist, nothing else.


also something rather damning i spot here, last time i checked it was not a crime to dislike/like a movie, yet all the sudden i am grouped with those slack jawed, mouth breathers who maintain a steady BAC of .09 and will not be amused unless there is an explosion every ninety seconds