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Ulthrani
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Postby Ulthrani » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:30 pm

Battleship...

Fuckin' Battleship...

Oh, and Skyline...

Oh, and all the Spy Kids movies...

Oh, and Transformers 2 & the first one and a half and last five minutes of Transformers 3

Oh, and every movie made by those two twits who made the Epic Movie, Date Movie etc. etc. (Except Scary Movie's I & II)

Oh, and Old Dogs.

(Continues list of nearly forty movies)




But mainly Battleship...

Fuckin' Battleship...
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Grave_n_idle
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:20 pm

Amacia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

really? Why?

There might be hope...


Based on the trailer.... probably not, no.
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Imperial isa
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Postby Imperial isa » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:31 am

Smurf's movie
Romeo Foxtrot, Shall we Dance...
We’re on an express elevator to hell – going down!
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Deus in Machina
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Postby Deus in Machina » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:23 am

The Help. I am filled with rage.
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-Bederich-
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Postby -Bederich- » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:25 am

The Godfather Part Three.
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Geniasis
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Postby Geniasis » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:45 pm

Wiztopia wrote:Not irreverent at all.


I can't fathom why you're still on about this. I can't even imagine what you mean to accomplish. You're not going to convince me of anything, and your approval doesn't mean anything to me either.

Does it really bother you that much that I disagree with you?

Minimum Fruit wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

If shitty sequels were an indication that there was no god, then he would have been proved non-existent many years ago.


Actually, the causality of God is dependent on the quality of sequels, no the other way around.

For example, He sat in Celestial Glory and bathed all the world in his Power and Grace when Superman II and Wrath of Khan came out.

When Highlander 2 came out, he blinked out of cohesive existence like an African government.


So if we made a really good sequel, could we wink him back into existence?
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Minimum Fruit
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Postby Minimum Fruit » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:13 pm

Geniasis wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:Not irreverent at all.


I can't fathom why you're still on about this. I can't even imagine what you mean to accomplish. You're not going to convince me of anything, and your approval doesn't mean anything to me either.

Does it really bother you that much that I disagree with you?

Minimum Fruit wrote:
Actually, the causality of God is dependent on the quality of sequels, no the other way around.

For example, He sat in Celestial Glory and bathed all the world in his Power and Grace when Superman II and Wrath of Khan came out.

When Highlander 2 came out, he blinked out of cohesive existence like an African government.


So if we made a really good sequel, could we wink him back into existence?


Well, Hangover 2 resulting in some kind of Divine Manifestation, but it seemed somehow predictable and formulaic, and worth about $5 at Walmart. Kind of like the New Testament.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:26 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Okay here it goes.


Wing Commander
I Know What You Did Last Summer (and all of it's sequels)
Star Wars: Episode I
Waterworld
The Last Airbender
Battlefield Earth
Spiderman 3
Howard the Duck
Skyline
Soul Plane
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
The Descent 2
Urban Legend
Final Destination (and all of it's sequels)
Jason X
X Men 3:The Last Stand
Babe: Pig In The City
American Beauty
B.A.P.S.
Bullworth
She's All That
The Scooby-Doo live action films


that's the first few that come to mind.


Wat.



I don't understand what was unclear....
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Postby Jordsindia » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:29 pm

The Golden Compass.
Represent

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:30 pm

Jordsindia wrote:The Golden Compass.



I'll drink to that.

But then again the books weren't that great either.
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:35 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:The Golden Compass.



I'll drink to that.

But then again the books weren't that great either.


They were really just Phil Pullman deciding he wanted to be a spiteful bastard and created a sick parody of the Chronicles of Narnia.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Minimum Fruit
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Postby Minimum Fruit » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:44 pm

The remake of The Usual Suspects that starred Greg Kinnear, Billy Baldwin, Marc Antoni, Garry Shandling, Lance Bass, and Kirk Cameron.

Although that might've just been a nightmare I had when I dropped some acid and then ate raw pork.
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The Observer Clan
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Postby The Observer Clan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:45 pm

Spiderman 2, seriously, fuck that movie
Lolism shale never die

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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:03 pm

The Observer Clan wrote:Spiderman 2, seriously, fuck that movie



Don't you mean 3?
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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The Observer Clan
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Postby The Observer Clan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:07 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Observer Clan wrote:Spiderman 2, seriously, fuck that movie



Don't you mean 3?


no, i mean 2, 3 is mediocre compared to 2

actually, now that i think of it... the whole god damn franchise shouldn't of been made
Lolism shale never die

Hello. Hello. Hello. What a wonderful word - Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. You can hear it wherever you go.
A stranger in a strange place can't be nearer...
But when you hear the Hello song, it's dearer...
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:09 pm

The Observer Clan wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Don't you mean 3?


no, i mean 2, 3 is mediocre compared to 2

actually, now that i think of it... the whole god damn franchise shouldn't of been made



Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:10 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Observer Clan wrote:
no, i mean 2, 3 is mediocre compared to 2

actually, now that i think of it... the whole god damn franchise shouldn't of been made



Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films thing.


Fixed.
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:10 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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The Observer Clan
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Postby The Observer Clan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:11 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Observer Clan wrote:
no, i mean 2, 3 is mediocre compared to 2

actually, now that i think of it... the whole god damn franchise shouldn't of been made



Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films.


no, not as fucking dumb as putting a gigantic fucking electromagnet in a room surrounded BY GLASS AND METAL
Lolism shale never die

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:11 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films thing.


Fixed.



I'll drink to that.



But seriously, Topher Grace as Venom???????

What's next? Seth Rogen as Carnage?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:11 pm

The Observer Clan wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films.


no, not as fucking dumb as putting a gigantic fucking electromagnet in a room surrounded BY GLASS AND METAL



I beg to differ.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:12 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
Wat.



I don't understand what was unclear....

Dude, star wars episode one was good, well, at least compared to two. Two sucked more than I thought any star wars film could.
That and you forgot star wars the clone wars, 3d cartoon movie, I seriously want a refund from a wasted hour and a half of my life.
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The Observer Clan
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Postby The Observer Clan » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:13 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Fixed.



I'll drink to that.



But seriously, Topher Grace as Venom???????

What's next? Seth Rogen as Carnage?


no, i was thinking Ben Stein for that role, Seth Rogen would be... Defiantly Vulture
Lolism shale never die

Hello. Hello. Hello. What a wonderful word - Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. You can hear it wherever you go.
A stranger in a strange place can't be nearer...
But when you hear the Hello song, it's dearer...
Hello. Hello. Hello. What a wonderful word - Hello.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:13 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Fixed.



I'll drink to that.



But seriously, Topher Grace as Venom???????

What's next? Seth Rogen as Carnage?


"Spider-Man..."

"Carnage! Holy shit, are you Seth Rogen?"

"Well, I uh..."

"Dude, didn't you just play the Green Hornet?"

"Yes, yes I..."

"The movie was horrible."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Minimum Fruit
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Postby Minimum Fruit » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Topher Grace as Venom is far worse than any of the Spiderman films thing.


Fixed.


Ouch, harsh. Not nice to the star of That 70's Show and...um...that thing...he was in with Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner or whoever...you remember, it was about...I dunno, he was a young executive or something and he was in love with his boss's daughter or some formulaic horseshit, I dunno.

He wasn't in Garden State, was he? That was Zach Braff. Or Bramf. Or whoever, you know, the guy from Scrubs.

Anyway, Topher Grace is a developing young actor and could do great things. He has an IMDB page. Probably has a little trivia section, where he won some kind of award in high school or something and once dormed in the same building as Martin Scorcese's grandson or something.
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Minimum Fruit
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Postby Minimum Fruit » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:14 pm

The Observer Clan wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I'll drink to that.



But seriously, Topher Grace as Venom???????

What's next? Seth Rogen as Carnage?


no, i was thinking Ben Stein for that role, Seth Rogen would be... Defiantly Vulture


He would play the role defiantly?

Director: Okay, now in this scene-

Rogen: Go fuck yourself.
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