Movies That Should Have Never Been Made..

[Wazkyraque]

They described it like it was a snuff film in a lot of the reviews I read.
I might watch the entire thing sometime.

It's really not that bad. Watch it.

I mean it's no worse than the saw or hostel films in my mind.

It can't be any worse than "The Evil Dead"
That shit gave me nightmares.

[Minoriteeburg]

It's really not that bad. Watch it.

I mean it's no worse than the saw or hostel films in my mind.

It can't be any worse than "The Evil Dead"
That shit gave me nightmares.

Really?

That's pretty funny.

[Wazkyraque]

It can't be any worse than "The Evil Dead"
That shit gave me nightmares.

Really?

That's pretty funny.

When I first watched it I was pretty young...
I forget what possessed me to watch it at the time. I kinda laugh about it now, but it still had some pretty disturbing scenes in it (possessed tree anyone?)

[Terra Agora]

Human Centipede

[Minoriteeburg]

Really?

That's pretty funny.

When I first watched it I was pretty young...
I forget what possessed me to watch it at the time. I kinda laugh about it now, but it still had some pretty disturbing scenes in it (possessed tree anyone?)

Ah yes the good old tree rape scene.

[Minoriteeburg]

Human Centipede

Final destination was far shittier.

[Wazkyraque]

Human Centipede

Final destination was far shittier.

The First one was mediocre at best, then the sequals (all of them) sucked.

[Minoriteeburg]

Final destination was far shittier.

The First one was mediocre at best, then the sequals (all of them) sucked.

Let's face it they were all terrible.

[Geniasis]

When I first watched it I was pretty young...
I forget what possessed me to watch it at the time. I kinda laugh about it now, but it still had some pretty disturbing scenes in it (possessed tree anyone?)

Ah yes the good old tree rape scene.

I remember watching that at a friend's house. Then his 15 year-old brother knocked on the door and was like "Hey, can I watch the movie" and we were like, "Eh... I... no."

Even funnier was when we were watching the sequel and his sister was there and it almost looked like it was going to happen again.

[Asumbuoy]

There's one movie I can think of that's so bad it turned out good ...

has anyone ever seen bad taste?

[Demphor]

The Atlantis cartoon movie,

[Wiztopia]

Better than the first one. Acting was better. The plot was still retarded.

Did it still have Lorenzo Lamas?

Didn't he die in the first one?

Ah yes the good old tree rape scene.

I remember watching that at a friend's house. Then his 15 year-old brother knocked on the door and was like "Hey, can I watch the movie" and we were like, "Eh... I... no."

Even funnier was when we were watching the sequel and his sister was there and it almost looked like it was going to happen again.

You wouldn't let a 15 year old watch a movie?

[Geniasis]

You wouldn't let a 15 year old watch a movie?

Yup. It was a fairly uncomfortably graphic rape scene, and we knew his parents wouldn't have appreciated him watching the movie at his age. Which would have been well and good if we weren't in there house at the time.

Basic courtesy is that we follow their rules while in their house.

[Sorratsin]

The Atlantis cartoon movie,

I loved that movie.

I mean I was like 10 when I saw it so my standards were pretty low but still.

[Wiztopia]

You wouldn't let a 15 year old watch a movie?

Yup. It was a fairly uncomfortably graphic rape scene, and we knew his parents wouldn't have appreciated him watching the movie at his age. Which would have been well and good if we weren't in there house at the time.

Basic courtesy is that we follow their rules while in their house.

Sounds lame.

[Geniasis]

Sounds lame.

Well, whatever. I don't recall asking for your "cool seal of approval" in any case.

[Horsefish]

Human Centipede

Final destination was far shittier.

It wasn't. At least final destination was funny, human centipede was just weird.

The girl in the middle did have a nice rack though.

[Wiztopia]

Sounds lame.

Well, whatever. I don't recall asking for your "cool seal of approval" in any case.

Or you could not have been ridiculous and actually let a 15 year old watch a movie.

[Geniasis]

Or you could not have been ridiculous and actually let a 15 year old watch a movie.

Right, because we should definitely subvert his parent's authority in their own house. That wouldn't have been rude and disrespectful at all.

Tell you what, Wiz. When I'm interested in your advice on my day-to-day life, I'll ask.

[Minoriteeburg]

There's one movie I can think of that's so bad it turned out good ...

has anyone ever seen bad taste?

Seen bad taste? I own bad taste.

[Wiztopia]

Or you could not have been ridiculous and actually let a 15 year old watch a movie.

Right, because we should definitely subvert his parent's authority in their own house. That wouldn't have been rude and disrespectful at all.

Tell you what, Wiz. When I'm interested in your advice on my day-to-day life, I'll ask.

Parents like that are morons who think 15 year olds would get affected and go rape or murder somebody.

[Terra Agora]

Final destination was far shittier.

It wasn't. At least final destination was funny, human centipede was just weird.

The girl in the middle did have a nice rack though.

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

The film centers on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede with barbed wire wrapped around his penis

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

[Minoriteeburg]

It wasn't. At least final destination was funny, human centipede was just weird.

The girl in the middle did have a nice rack though.

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

The film centers on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede with barbed wire wrapped around his penis

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

Sounds glorious.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It wasn't. At least final destination was funny, human centipede was just weird.

The girl in the middle did have a nice rack though.

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

The film centers on an antagonist called Martin (Laurence Harvey), who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the film within the film, The Human Centipede (First Sequence). In the DVD, a surgeon kidnaps three people and surgically connects them mouth-to-anus. Martin masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He subsequently creates his own twelve-person "human centipede" and gains sexual gratification from the pain, humiliation and suffering of his victims. He is shown to become sexually aroused whenever a member of his centipede is forced to defecate into the mouth of the victim behind them. Martin rapes the woman at the rear of the centipede with barbed wire wrapped around his penis

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

So, I've given up all hope for humanity. Though, it can't be as bad as Avatar really.

[Minoriteeburg]

You think part 1 was weird? Just wait for part 2...
From Wiki:

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_II_(Full_Sequence)#Plot

So, I've given up all hope for humanity. Though, it can't be as bad as Avatar really.

Really?

I can name many movies that are far worse than Avatar or The Human Centipede.