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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:43 am

Deus in Machina wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:He actually made a game once. It was shit too.

Did he direct the movie adaptation of his own game, or does he not see the point in ruining something that sucked already?

Dunno. Didn't care enough to go any further into reading on it.

FPS. 1999 middle of the road graphics. Reportedly failesque gameplay...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats
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Postby Deus in Machina » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:47 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Deus in Machina wrote:Did he direct the movie adaptation of his own game, or does he not see the point in ruining something that sucked already?

Dunno. Didn't care enough to go any further into reading on it.

FPS. 1999 middle of the road graphics. Reportedly failesque gameplay...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats

Just the title of the game looks so painful I don't even want to click the link. I probably will eventually, but it's gonna be an uphill battle.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:48 am

Deus in Machina wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Dunno. Didn't care enough to go any further into reading on it.

FPS. 1999 middle of the road graphics. Reportedly failesque gameplay...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats

Just the title of the game looks so painful I don't even want to click the link. I probably will eventually, but it's gonna be an uphill battle.

Reminds Zeno of Mall Rats.

Just... dirtier...
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Postby Wiztopia » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:51 am

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Deus in Machina wrote:Did he direct the movie adaptation of his own game, or does he not see the point in ruining something that sucked already?

Dunno. Didn't care enough to go any further into reading on it.

FPS. 1999 middle of the road graphics. Reportedly failesque gameplay...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats


"In the end, everyone is killed by either Viet Cong, U.S soldiers or a U.S bomb raid." :lol:
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Postby Bluth Corporation » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:57 am

Ernest Saves Christmas.
The Huge Mistake of Bluth Corporation
Capital: Newport Beach, Shostakovich | Starting Quarterback: Peyton Manning #18 | Company President: Michael Bluth

Champions of: World Bowl X


You should really be using Slackware
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Postby Tiami » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:59 am

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:23 pm

Bluth Corporation wrote:Ernest Saves Christmas.



Ernest Scared Stupid was far worse.
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Postby Wiztopia » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:04 pm

I plan on laughing my ass off tomorrow night because Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus will be on. :p
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Postby BrightonBurg » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:07 pm

Battlefield Earth..
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Postby Imperial isa » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:46 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Bluth Corporation wrote:Ernest Saves Christmas.



Ernest Scared Stupid was far worse.

think how he came about is scary
Romeo Foxtrot, Shall we Dance...
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:53 am

Wiztopia wrote:I plan on laughing my ass off tomorrow night because Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus will be on. :p



Let me know how it is.
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Postby Marjarai » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:30 am

Rob Zombie's Halloween remake. I'm still mad that I wasted money and time seeing that.
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Postby Wiztopia » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:08 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:I plan on laughing my ass off tomorrow night because Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus will be on. :p



Let me know how it is.


Better than the first one. Acting was better. The plot was still retarded.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:48 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Let me know how it is.


Better than the first one. Acting was better. The plot was still retarded.



Did it still have Lorenzo Lamas?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:52 pm

Did any of you know Human Centipede had a sequel?
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:Did any of you know Human Centipede had a sequel?



It's already out?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Polruan » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:54 pm

This fucking Conan remake I mean goddamn
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:56 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Did any of you know Human Centipede had a sequel?



It's already out?

I think so, I thought so because I read somewhere that it was banned in some places.
I still think it's plot is laughable.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:56 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:Did any of you know Human Centipede had a sequel?



So I checked and 2 is finished filming, but not out yet. And 3 is slated for a 2013 release.

I will be seeing them.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:56 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

It's already out?

I think so, I thought so because I read somewhere that it was banned in some places.
I still think it's plot is laughable.



Have you seen the first one?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Postby Jordsindia » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:59 pm

Any 'Sci Fi' original film.

Like Dinocroc, Megashark vs Giant Octupus, Kobra vs Komodo, etc.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:00 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:I think so, I thought so because I read somewhere that it was banned in some places.
I still think it's plot is laughable.



Have you seen the first one?

Just clips and a few articles describing it, it's rather disturbing sounding...

Human Centipede 2 is supposed to "Make [the first movie] look like My Little Pony in comparison"
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:01 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Have you seen the first one?

Just clips and a few articles describing it, it's rather disturbing sounding...

Human Centipede 2 is supposed to "Make [the first movie] look like My Little Pony in comparison"



I didn't think the first one was really that bad.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:03 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Just clips and a few articles describing it, it's rather disturbing sounding...

Human Centipede 2 is supposed to "Make [the first movie] look like My Little Pony in comparison"



I didn't think the first one was really that bad.

They described it like it was a snuff film in a lot of the reviews I read.
I might watch the entire thing sometime.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:05 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I didn't think the first one was really that bad.

They described it like it was a snuff film in a lot of the reviews I read.
I might watch the entire thing sometime.



It's really not that bad. Watch it.

I mean it's no worse than the saw or hostel films in my mind.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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