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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:27 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Because they're cheap and easy to use. Thing I hate about alien invasions, why do we always win? They are smarter, faster, stronger and more advanced but we always win. Its stupid I want one where we lose.

In the horrible abomination known as Skyline, they do win.



Is skyline really that bad? I never saw it.
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Postby Segmentia » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:31 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Ceannairceach wrote:In the horrible abomination known as Skyline, they do win.



Is skyline really that bad? I never saw it.


Absolutely terrible movie.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:57 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Pirates.

So not a porn.

I miss the days when you could just record people fucking, give it a name, and sell it.

Indeed. Indeed.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:23 pm

Segmentia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Is skyline really that bad? I never saw it.


Absolutely terrible movie.



Why do all alien invasion movies have to suck nowadays?-
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Postby Wessontonia » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:25 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Segmentia wrote:
Absolutely terrible movie.



Why do all alien invasion movies have to suck nowadays?-

this one sucked because it had turk from scrubs. I haven't seen Battlefield: LA yet, but it looks pretty meh. like independence day but grittier.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:27 pm

Wessontonia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Why do all alien invasion movies have to suck nowadays?-

this one sucked because it had turk from scrubs. I haven't seen Battlefield: LA yet, but it looks pretty meh. like independence day but grittier.


Sounds like when they put Chris Kattan in the House On Haunted Hill remake.
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Postby Wessontonia » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:28 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wessontonia wrote:this one sucked because it had turk from scrubs. I haven't seen Battlefield: LA yet, but it looks pretty meh. like independence day but grittier.


Sounds like when they put Chris Kattan in the House On Haunted Hill remake.

that movie was an awesome comedy

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:29 pm

Wessontonia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Sounds like when they put Chris Kattan in the House On Haunted Hill remake.

that movie was an awesome comedy



Too bad it wasn't meant to be a comedy.
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Postby Genivaria » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:26 pm

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Postby The Cold Place » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:50 pm

The last movie of the police academy series, though it was funny.
It was as if they brainstorm how to make the plot awful.

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Postby Wessontonia » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:51 pm

The Cold Place wrote:The last movie of the police academy series, though it was funny.
It was as if they brainstorm how to make the plot awful.

Genivaria wrote:300.
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At least he knows his geography.

hell every police academy after 3 shouldn't have been made

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:52 pm

The Cold Place wrote:The last movie of the police academy series, though it was funny.
It was as if they brainstorm how to make the plot awful.



Um, just the last?
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Postby Episkeheim » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:00 pm

Spirited Away. I saw it when I was about 4. I was confused and haunted for about 5 months after I saw it.

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Postby Imperial isa » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:04 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Wessontonia wrote:this one sucked because it had turk from scrubs. I haven't seen Battlefield: LA yet, but it looks pretty meh. like independence day but grittier.


Sounds like when they put Chris Kattan in the House On Haunted Hill remake.

but the remake the only one you see a woman cut up and put in display case
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:06 pm

Imperial isa wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Sounds like when they put Chris Kattan in the House On Haunted Hill remake.

but the remake the only one you see a woman cut up and put in display case


Meh. Nothing special.
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Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
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Postby Wiztopia » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:20 am

Wiztopia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Because they're cheap and easy to use. Thing I hate about alien invasions, why do we always win? They are smarter, faster, stronger and more advanced but we always win. Its stupid I want one where we lose.



If they were that advanced then they would be using energy weapons.


I was serious when I said this.

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Postby Corrian » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:33 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:Babylon A.D.

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Why shouldn't this movie of been made?! If it wasn't for this movie I wouldn't know I have a crush on AnnaSophia Robb- wait, uh, um, nevermind. Anyway, what about it made you feel it shouldn't of been made? I can think of a lot of other things that "probably" shouldn't of been made that you've listed (havn't seen most of them, but saw trailers) but this? This was the first movie I saw since remembering seeing movies (like anything before I was 5 and when I was 5, probably 6 and 7 too) that I watched twice in 1 day, and probably the only movie I've seen 10 or more times. I rarely have any interest in watching movies twice in 1 day because to me it feels weird watching something I just saw. As of now, Bridge to Terabithia is my favorate movie. Now, I could see "worst marketing". I saw it before seeing the trailer, and after seeing the trailer.....I thought the trailer was a pretty lame way to advertise what the movie was about (they advertised it completely wrong) and if the movie was how they advertised it, it would no where near be my favorate movie. Of course, it's all a matter of opinion

Now I don't really have any movies that I would consider "that should have never been made", because typically when a movie looks terrible to me I don't watch it. For movies I actually watched, probably Twilight: New Moon (and that wasn't as bad as I expected......but meh). For how movies look trailer-wise......
Disaster Movie, almost all romantic comedies, a lot of Adam Sandler movies as of recently (which I think are mostly romantic comedies), I could go on and on....if I remembered everything.
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Postby Mars Federal Colonies » Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:39 am

Super Mario Bros, no doubt, the game was awesome but the movie blows chunks!

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:02 pm

Double Dragon was much worse than Mario Bros.
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Postby Christantle » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:03 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:Double Dragon was much worse than Mario Bros.

No, god no. Marios Bros. is definetely worse.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:15 pm

Christantle wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Double Dragon was much worse than Mario Bros.

No, god no. Marios Bros. is definetely worse.



But ws it worse than Street Fighter?
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Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
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Postby Wessontonia » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:23 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Christantle wrote:No, god no. Marios Bros. is definetely worse.



But ws it worse than Street Fighter?

Mario Bros. takes the cake when it comes to shitty movies.

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Postby Christantle » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:37 pm

Wessontonia wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

But ws it worse than Street Fighter?

Mario Bros. takes the cake when it comes to shitty movies.

Shall we award it with a "Shittiest movie ever" award?
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Postby Bum Venit Grata » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:38 pm

Avatar: great graphics, horrible plot

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:39 pm

Christantle wrote:
Wessontonia wrote:Mario Bros. takes the cake when it comes to shitty movies.

Shall we award it with a "Shittiest movie ever" award?



No. Maybe Shittiest Video Game Movie Ever.
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