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Postby Minoriteeburg » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:13 pm

I mean besides the Justin Bieber movie....

I think it's all the horror remakes coming out as of late....from Nightmare on Elm Street to The Fog to I Spit On Your Grave...the majority of them are just plain terrible with a few exceptions (the Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Friday the 13th[were watchable]).

Also most if not all of the recent Nicholas Cage films...

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Postby Barringtonia » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:15 pm

The Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas
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Postby Wamitoria » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:15 pm

Spider-Man 3
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Postby The Legion of Caesar » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:15 pm

Super Mario Bros.
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Postby Sdaeriji » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:16 pm

The Fatality move in the Mortal Kombat fight that is this discussion is Battlefield: Earth.
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Postby Rolamec » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:17 pm

Hudson Hawk. Just no, no, no, no.
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Postby Wamitoria » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:17 pm

The Legion of Caesar wrote:Super Mario Bros.

It was still better than some of the shit released recently.
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Postby Potarius » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:18 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:The Fatality move in the Mortal Kombat fight that is this discussion is Battlefield: Earth.


This is likely true, because at least Plan 9 From Outer Space has merit in the sense that it's so ridiculously bad and poorly-written that it's great to watch just to laugh at it, especially when drunk and/or high.
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Postby Grays Harbor » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:18 pm

Police Academy 2 through whatever they finally finished with.
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Postby The Legion of Caesar » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:18 pm

Wamitoria wrote:
The Legion of Caesar wrote:Super Mario Bros.

It was still better than some of the shit released recently.


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Postby Potarius » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:18 pm

Barringtonia wrote:The Flintstones: Viva Las Vegas


I think you mean Viva Rock Vegas.

And yeah, it was pretty abominable.
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Postby Brauzillia » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:18 pm

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Postby Sdaeriji » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:19 pm

Potarius wrote:
Sdaeriji wrote:The Fatality move in the Mortal Kombat fight that is this discussion is Battlefield: Earth.


This is likely true, because at least Plan 9 From Outer Space has merit in the sense that it's so ridiculously bad and poorly-written that it's great to watch just to laugh at it, especially when drunk and/or high.


Plan 9 also didn't involve the production company being sued into bankruptcy as a direct result of that film.
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Postby Gavinkuo » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:20 pm

Battlefield Earth
Grease 2
More American Graffiti
Pearl Harbor
Catwoman
Godzilla (Tristar)

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:20 pm

Barringtonia wrote:The Flintstones: Viva Las Vegas

Isn't that the one with Halle Barry? Any movie with her in it was a movie worth making.
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Postby Barringtonia » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:20 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:The Fatality move in the Mortal Kombat fight that is this discussion is Battlefield: Earth.


I checked budgets, Battlefield: Earth cost $44M, Viva Rock Vegas cost $58M, it's the secret locked move that destroys all. It is simply, hands down, the most awful movie made ever with no redeeming qualities at all, not in a 'so bad it's good' way, not in a 'at least it was original' way, not in a 'there was that one scene at least' way, just in no way ever.
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Postby Potarius » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:21 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:
Potarius wrote:
This is likely true, because at least Plan 9 From Outer Space has merit in the sense that it's so ridiculously bad and poorly-written that it's great to watch just to laugh at it, especially when drunk and/or high.


Plan 9 also didn't involve the production company being sued into bankruptcy as a direct result of that film.


But it did involve Ed Wood getting some serious wood. Or something.
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Postby Harata » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:21 pm

Anything by Uwe Boll.
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Postby Rolamec » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:22 pm

How about anything with Nicholas Cage?
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Postby Bolshevist » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:22 pm

Batman & Robin is the worst movie of history of cinema
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Postby Wiztopia » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:22 pm

Grays Harbor wrote:Police Academy 2 through whatever they finally finished with.


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Postby Sdaeriji » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:23 pm

Barringtonia wrote:
Sdaeriji wrote:The Fatality move in the Mortal Kombat fight that is this discussion is Battlefield: Earth.


I checked budgets, Battlefield: Earth cost $44M, Viva Rock Vegas cost $58M, it's the secret locked move that destroys all. It is simply, hands down, the most awful movie made ever with no redeeming qualities at all, not in a 'so bad it's good' way, not in a 'at least it was original' way, not in a 'there was that one scene at least' way, just in no way ever.


Yes, but did Viva Rock Vegas literally bankrupt a company? Thought not.

Besides, you looked at the wrong numbers. $58 million is what Viva Rock Vegas grossed. Its budget was significantly higher than that, which is honestly astounding.
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Postby RobCo Industries » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:23 pm

Rolamec wrote:How about anything with Nicholas Cage?


Hey he was good in that one movi-

Well what about that other mov--

He wasn't that bad in that one mo---

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Postby Rolamec » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:23 pm

RobCo Industries wrote:
Rolamec wrote:How about anything with Nicholas Cage?


Hey he was good in that one movi-

Well what about that other mov--

He wasn't that bad in that one mo---

Damn it.


:lol2: Well done.
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Postby Barringtonia » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:24 pm

Potarius wrote:
Barringtonia wrote:The Flintstones: Viva Las Vegas


I think you mean Viva Rock Vegas.

And yeah, it was pretty abominable.


Yeah, I edited, damn your nimble fingers.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Isn't that the one with Halle Barry? Any movie with her in it was a movie worth making.


I think she's in the first, this one has Kristen Johnson as a 6ft 3 Wilma, Stephen Baldwin at his lowest ebb before the Save Stephen Baldwin campaign, probably led him to that, Joan Collins, awful.. just everything about it is execrable.
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