A general thread on Homosexuality, if you will.

[Unhealthy2]

It should be required by law that all people have sex before they turn 21.

I guess I broke the law.

[South East Europe]

Um, by having sex with someone else...

What? How does that make any sense at all?

Think about it...

[Kobeanare]

It should be required by law that all people have sex before they turn 21.

I'd be up for that.

[Kobeanare]

What? How does that make any sense at all?

Think about it...

I've tried, but I don't see how having sex has to do with simultaneous reactions...

[Farnhamia]

Uh...I see your point, but no. Dictionary.

Can a man marry a man? No, only women are allowed to do that. Can a woman marry a woman? Nope, only men are allowed to marry women. Oh look, people are legally prevented from certain actions on the basis of their sexes. What's the word for that? Desalination? No wait, that's not it. Maybe discrimination? Yeah, I think that fits.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Because if gay marriage was allowed, then straight people would see affectionate gay people much more than they do now and it would ... well, this says it all, I think: "I'm sorry, I just don't like gays. I'm sorry...call me a homophobe all you want and backwards this and bigot that and uneducated and whatever else, but deep down i just find it disgusting and creepy, and....and just wrong....just everything with it..plus...with, you know....sucking another man's ......and swallowing the...or shoving it up another man's......where there is....feces and....blood leaks out....easily...and all that hairy stuff and....plus everything else it just..."

Then everyone else would have to deal with nauseous, retching heterosexuals all over the place. Is that what you want? Is it? I didn't think so.

[South East Europe]

It should be required by law that all people have sex before they turn 21.

I guess I broke the law.

Well, it should be the new law in 5 years and only applies to those that turn 21 one year after the law is passed and every year thereafter.

[South East Europe]

It should be required by law that all people have sex before they turn 21.

I'd be up for that.

Right on.

[South East Europe]

Think about it...

I've tried, but I don't see how having sex has to do with simultaneous reactions...

Some girls have penises...

[Kobeanare]

I guess I broke the law.

Well, it should be the new law in 5 years and only applies to those that turn 21 one year after the law is passed and every year thereafter.

But that'd be after I turn 21, and therefore useless.

[Kobeanare]

I've tried, but I don't see how having sex has to do with simultaneous reactions...

Some girls have penises...

How is that at all related to the issue?

[The Blue Chocobo]

Clearly, since the prostate can only be directly stimulated via the anus, 'god' must have 'designed' us to take it up the bum.

Agreed

seriously laughed with this one. both humorous and a semi valid point to religious arguments.

[South East Europe]

Can a man marry a man? No, only women are allowed to do that. Can a woman marry a woman? Nope, only men are allowed to marry women. Oh look, people are legally prevented from certain actions on the basis of their sexes. What's the word for that? Desalination? No wait, that's not it. Maybe discrimination? Yeah, I think that fits.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Because if gay marriage was allowed, then straight people would see affectionate gay people much more than they do now and it would ... well, this says it all, I think: "I'm sorry, I just don't like gays. I'm sorry...call me a homophobe all you want and backwards this and bigot that and uneducated and whatever else, but deep down i just find it disgusting and creepy, and....and just wrong....just everything with it..plus...with, you know....sucking another man's ......and swallowing the...or shoving it up another man's......where there is....feces and....blood leaks out....easily...and all that hairy stuff and....plus everything else it just..."

Then everyone else would have to deal with nauseous, retching heterosexuals all over the place. Is that what you want? Is it? I didn't think so.

What does that have to do with gay marriage?

[South East Europe]

Well, it should be the new law in 5 years and only applies to those that turn 21 one year after the law is passed and every year thereafter.

But that'd be after I turn 21, and therefore useless.

Oh well, you can still follow it.

[Farnhamia]

Because if gay marriage was allowed, then straight people would see affectionate gay people much more than they do now and it would ... well, this says it all, I think: "I'm sorry, I just don't like gays. I'm sorry...call me a homophobe all you want and backwards this and bigot that and uneducated and whatever else, but deep down i just find it disgusting and creepy, and....and just wrong....just everything with it..plus...with, you know....sucking another man's ......and swallowing the...or shoving it up another man's......where there is....feces and....blood leaks out....easily...and all that hairy stuff and....plus everything else it just..."

Then everyone else would have to deal with nauseous, retching heterosexuals all over the place. Is that what you want? Is it? I didn't think so.

What does that have to do with gay marriage?

I was explaining why we can't allow gay marriage, it would make straight people sick to their stomachs and they would be throwing up on your blue suede shoes. *bats eyelashes*

[Kobeanare]

But that'd be after I turn 21, and therefore useless.

Oh well, you can still follow it.

My point was more that someone being legally forced to sleep with me is basically my only chance of getting laid.

[South East Europe]

Some girls have penises...

How is that at all related to the issue?

Because, I am a girl with a penis who enjoys having sex with other girls who have penises. There are many simultaneous reactions there...

[South East Europe]

Oh well, you can still follow it.

My point was more that someone being legally forced to sleep with me is basically my only chance of getting laid.

We can enact a law to force someone to legally have sex with you.

[Grave_n_idle]

What does that have to do with gay marriage?

I was explaining why we can't allow gay marriage, it would make straight people sick to their stomachs and they would be throwing up on your blue suede shoes. *bats eyelashes*

No, that's not it, at all.

The real risk is that, if we allow gay marriage, I'll catch it, and then abandon my wife of a decade, and my family, so I can find some big burly beefcake to shack up with.

*nods*

[Kobeanare]

How is that at all related to the issue?

Because, I am a girl with a penis who enjoys having sex with other girls who have penises. There are many simultaneous reactions there...

Which still has nothing to do with TNB managing to simultaneously chuckle and sigh...unless there's a euphemism I'm missing.

[South East Europe]

What does that have to do with gay marriage?

I was explaining why we can't allow gay marriage, it would make straight people sick to their stomachs and they would be throwing up on your blue suede shoes. *bats eyelashes*

Not any intelligent heterosexuals that I've met, maybe heterosexuals you know are stupid.

[The Blue Chocobo]

Can a man marry a man? No, only women are allowed to do that. Can a woman marry a woman? Nope, only men are allowed to marry women. Oh look, people are legally prevented from certain actions on the basis of their sexes. What's the word for that? Desalination? No wait, that's not it. Maybe discrimination? Yeah, I think that fits.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Because if gay marriage was allowed, then straight people would see affectionate gay people much more than they do now and it would ... well, this says it all, I think: "I'm sorry, I just don't like gays. I'm sorry...call me a homophobe all you want and backwards this and bigot that and uneducated and whatever else, but deep down i just find it disgusting and creepy, and....and just wrong....just everything with it..plus...with, you know....sucking another man's ......and swallowing the...or shoving it up another man's......where there is....feces and....blood leaks out....easily...and all that hairy stuff and....plus everything else it just..."

Then everyone else would have to deal with nauseous, retching heterosexuals all over the place. Is that what you want? Is it? I didn't think so.

lets say i have a phobia of fat people, and seeing them in public makes me sick and vomit and cry and i just cant imagine being flubbery and hurting my knees to walk around and eating too much and...nausea. does that justify me preventing fat people from being outside?

[Morskova]

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[South East Europe]

Because, I am a girl with a penis who enjoys having sex with other girls who have penises. There are many simultaneous reactions there...

Which still has nothing to do with TNB managing to simultaneously chuckle and sigh...unless there's a euphemism I'm missing.

You're missing something...

[Farnhamia]

Because if gay marriage was allowed, then straight people would see affectionate gay people much more than they do now and it would ... well, this says it all, I think: "I'm sorry, I just don't like gays. I'm sorry...call me a homophobe all you want and backwards this and bigot that and uneducated and whatever else, but deep down i just find it disgusting and creepy, and....and just wrong....just everything with it..plus...with, you know....sucking another man's ......and swallowing the...or shoving it up another man's......where there is....feces and....blood leaks out....easily...and all that hairy stuff and....plus everything else it just..."

Then everyone else would have to deal with nauseous, retching heterosexuals all over the place. Is that what you want? Is it? I didn't think so.

lets say i have a phobia of fat people, and seeing them in public makes me sick and vomit and cry and i just cant imagine being flubbery and hurting my knees to walk around and eating too much and...nausea. does that justify me preventing fat people from being outside?

Exactly.

[Kobeanare]

Which still has nothing to do with TNB managing to simultaneously chuckle and sigh...unless there's a euphemism I'm missing.

You're missing something...

What exactly am I missing?