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Your tombstone

Postby Rolamec » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:03 pm

So your thinking about life and death, if you could guarantee somebody would leave an inscription on your tombstone without any changes, what would it be? Why?

I would pick "Feo, Fuerte y Formal." And yes, primarily because the Duke wanted it.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:06 pm

"Go away, nothing to see here"

Because I'm dead
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:07 pm

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Honestly, someone could run me over in the next twelve minutes and I'd probably be better off.
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Postby Psyonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:11 pm

I died and all I got was this stupid tombstone.
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Postby Gauthier » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:11 pm

Wait, I get a tombstone?
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Postby Rolamec » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:12 pm

Gauthier wrote:Wait, I get a tombstone?


No.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:12 pm

I tried.

Nothing more and nothing less.

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Postby Psyonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:15 pm

If you can read this, GET OFF!
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Postby Helertia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:16 pm

'I told you I was ill'
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Postby Langorham » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:19 pm

Not going to have a grave (cremation and the ashes to be scattered) and so there would be no need for a tombstone.

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Postby Psyonia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:21 pm

I'M WITH STUPID
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:22 pm

"Peperony and Chease"


But honestly, probably something like "Finally some peace and quiet." or "Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep."
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:22 pm

Helertia wrote:'I told you I was ill'


Spike Milligan got there first.

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Postby Nulono » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:23 pm

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Postby Helertia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:23 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Helertia wrote:'I told you I was ill'


Spike Milligan got there first.


Yay, someone got the reference.
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Postby Coccygia » Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:26 pm

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Postby Christantle » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:10 pm

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Postby Oterro » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:27 pm

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Postby Horsefish » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:29 pm

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