Merriam-Webster's Definition of god-
"a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality "

by Norfsex » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:04 pm
Merriam-Webster's Definition of god-
"a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality "

by Lackadaisical2 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:08 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Hagstromia » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:11 pm

by The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:13 pm
Hagstromia wrote:If satan was enemies with God, wouldn't he want to spite him by instead of punishing people in hell, he makes it better then heaven? I mean if god wants them to be punished, Satan would want opposite in theory, right?
BTW I don't believe in any of this shit

by The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:14 pm
Norfsex wrote:If Satan, who, as I understand, rules, create, and controls all that is evil and is said to be worshiped by various heathen groups and witches, doesn't that make him, more or less, a god himself?Merriam-Webster's Definition of god-
"a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality "

by Hagstromia » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:16 pm

by Threlizdun » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:17 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:18 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Neucom INC » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:19 pm

by Hagstromia » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:20 pm

by South East Europe » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:23 pm
Neucom INC wrote:Being a religious rationalist, Satan is all together a confusing puzzle that governs evil. If all, he tries to do that to be more evil than he seems. Insanity causes more vileness than hate. He does not try to smite God or do battle with humanity unless he thinks he's going to win.

by Neucom INC » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:23 pm
Hagstromia wrote:Oh alright, thanks. Can't say I was wondering, but it crossed my mind
I'll bring it up after I ask why the easter bunny gives out rotten eggs.


by Neucom INC » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:24 pm
South East Europe wrote:Neucom INC wrote:Being a religious rationalist, Satan is all together a confusing puzzle that governs evil. If all, he tries to do that to be more evil than he seems. Insanity causes more vileness than hate. He does not try to smite God or do battle with humanity unless he thinks he's going to win.
Religious rationalist is an oxymoron.

by Hresejnen » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:25 pm

by Hindopia » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:26 pm
Norfsex wrote:If Satan, who, as I understand, rules, create, and controls all that is evil and is said to be worshiped by various heathen groups and witches, doesn't that make him, more or less, a god himself?Merriam-Webster's Definition of god-
"a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality "

by Mushet » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:29 pm

by TableRase » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:29 pm

by Jahada » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:31 pm
Barringtonia wrote:It's as if I was running a public company where the finance department had been shifting all the money into fast cars, hookers and cocaine and when it all came out they cried 'don't punish us, we keep this company running!' and so I fired the janitors, secretaries, junior staff and HR department while giving myself a raise and a massive bonus to the finance department.
Thanks America!

by Olthar » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:32 pm
Brauzillia wrote:God is up there, but Satan is everywhere

by The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:35 pm
Jahada wrote:Well, my understanding is that Satan is not the opposite or enemy of God. He is the enemy of man because he leads them away from God. Plus, God is the one who allows Satan to exist in the first place, and he could get rid of him if he wanted to.
That's pretty *rational*, wouldn't you say?

by Free Soviets » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:37 pm
Norfsex wrote:If Satan, who, as I understand, rules, create, and controls all that is evil and is said to be worshiped by various heathen groups and witches, doesn't that make him, more or less, a god himself?

by Jahada » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:39 pm
Barringtonia wrote:It's as if I was running a public company where the finance department had been shifting all the money into fast cars, hookers and cocaine and when it all came out they cried 'don't punish us, we keep this company running!' and so I fired the janitors, secretaries, junior staff and HR department while giving myself a raise and a massive bonus to the finance department.
Thanks America!

by Jahada » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:42 pm
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Jahada wrote:Well, my understanding is that Satan is not the opposite or enemy of God. He is the enemy of man because he leads them away from God. Plus, God is the one who allows Satan to exist in the first place, and he could get rid of him if he wanted to.
That's pretty *rational*, wouldn't you say?
Rationality has nothing to do with it. It's mythology.
Barringtonia wrote:It's as if I was running a public company where the finance department had been shifting all the money into fast cars, hookers and cocaine and when it all came out they cried 'don't punish us, we keep this company running!' and so I fired the janitors, secretaries, junior staff and HR department while giving myself a raise and a massive bonus to the finance department.
Thanks America!
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