The Birth Certificate Controversy

[Greed and Death]

I still find myself agreeing with XKCD about YouTube being a breeding ground for stupidity. I've never seen so much stupid before. It couldn't just be from concentrating the collective stupid of society. It must be the YouTube actually creates stupidity out of thin air. Stupid is more like entropy than energy. The total amount of stupid can never decrease, only increase or stay the same. However, it is not the case that the total level of stupid is constant.

That increases my level of depression.

Zeroth law of retardodynamics: If two systems are in retardal equilibrium, the only way either can get more ignorant is by the YouTube mechanism

The first law of retardodynamics: Dumbass Flow into System = Change in Internal Idiocy + Brain Destruction done on the System + The Youtube Factor

The second law of retardodynamics: The total level of stupidity can never decrease, only increase or remain constant.

The third law of retardodynamics: The stupidity of a perfect mind in absolute zero ignorance is zero

In case you're wondering, yes, I have no friends.

Perhaps if we issued licenses to use the internet. reduce the dumb ass influx and online sexual predators.

[NoHolocaustHappened]

I have a cake in my pants.

The cake is a lie.

The cake is a spi.

[The Archregimancy]

He can't be a Muslim. He drinks beer. Beer is an alcoholic beverage. Alcohol is very strictly verboten under Islam.

Hmmm, let's see.... Just come back from a holiday in Marrakech, Morroco. Heard the call to prayer five times a day, lots of mosques, so I'll assume I was in a Muslim country.

So I must have imagined all of the slightly dingy bars serving beer to locals, and the bottles of Moroccan wine in the duty free shop. Funnily enough, I saw much the same thing (substituting 'Turkish' for 'Moroccan') in Istanbul last year.

What's that? You meant to write 'alcohol is very strictly verboten under many, but not all, interpretations of Islam'. Well, that's alright then - but why didn't you say so?

Perhaps Imam Obama follows one of those more relaxed versions of Islam when he's downing the brewskis....

[Les Drapeaux Brulants]

If there was even the slightest shred of truth to this claim of Obama's extra-national birth, don't y'all think the Clinton campaign would have used it against him in the primaries? Or even during the convention? Sure they would have, they're that kind of people. The fact that they didn't breathe a word about his birth certificate tells me that the circumstances are exactly as he has stated.

We elected a perfectly legitimate hack, now it's our job to replace him in 2012. Shouldn't be too hard, judging by the way his "change we can believe in" is going.

[Non Aligned States]

I have a cake in my pants.

The cake is a lie.

The cake is a spi.

Been there, done that. One upped it too.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

By the way, what's the deal with Orly Taitz? Is she the person all those lowls have been searching for?

[Gauthier]

No, he's not a moon martian.

Barack Hussein Obama...

...is a Time Lord.

This time, it's not just the drums that are coming. It's a whole goddamn orchestra.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

Perhaps if we issued licenses to use the internet. reduce the dumb ass influx and online sexual predators.

NO INTERNET FOR YOU!

[Grave_n_idle]

Obamas a citizen and the conseratives are only doing this cause there racist

All conservatives are racist nowadays?

No - but if you find a racist, they're most like conservative.

[Galloism]

Obamas a citizen and the conseratives are only doing this cause there racist

All conservatives are racist nowadays?

No - but if you find a racist, they're most like conservative.

I'm in a bad mood today. Cite me a statistic that shows that most racists are conservative.

[Grave_n_idle]

No - but if you find a racist, they're most like conservative.

I'm in a bad mood today. Cite me a statistic that shows that most racists are conservative.

62%.

[Saint Clair Island]

The only reason people hide things is that they have something to hide.

BO could have ended all of this early on, but instead he had records sealed. What is he hiding?!

Like I said, he's obviously a moon martian who is secretly ruling America from his martian moon base on the moon. It's the best explanation around.

No, he's not a moon martian.

Barack Hussein Obama...

...is a Time Lord.

He's the next regeneration of Haruhi Suzumiya!

[Galloism]

I'm in a bad mood today. Cite me a statistic that shows that most racists are conservative.

62%.

73% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I take it then you have no such statistic.

[Grave_n_idle]

I'm in a bad mood today. Cite me a statistic that shows that most racists are conservative.

62%.

73% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I take it then you have no such statistic.

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

[Yootopia]

No - but if you find a racist, they're most like conservative.

Not true, Liberals hate white people. It's a fact.

[Grave_n_idle]

No - but if you find a racist, they're most like conservative.

Not true, Liberals hate white people. It's a fact.

Albino Power, brother!

[Galloism]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

[Saint Clair Island]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

A quick google search reveals this link. *nod*

[Grave_n_idle]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

A quick google search reveals this link. *nod*

And I can't imagine a more reliable source.

[Grave_n_idle]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

Ah. You said you were grumpy - I thought I'd have some fun.



http://jonjayray.tripod.com/vanhiel.html

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

A quick google search reveals this link. *nod*

You are a horrible person.

[Saint Clair Island]

You are a horrible person.

Why, thank you.

[Galloism]

I told you. 62% That shows most racists are conservatives.

What you're REALLY asking for is 'evidence'. Not statistics.

I can't win around here. I said cite me a statistic - don't make one up.

Cite - transitive verb

1: to call upon officially or authoritatively to appear (as before a court)
2: to quote by way of example, authority, or proof <cites several noteworthy authors>
3 a: to refer to ; especially : to mention formally in commendation or praise b: to name in a citation
4: to bring forward or call to another's attention especially as an example, proof, or precedent <cited the weather as a reason for canceling the picnic>

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

Ah. You said you were grumpy - I thought I'd have some fun.



http://jonjayray.tripod.com/vanhiel.html

I am grumpy. I'm having to do something I hate and pretend to smile. That makes me grumpy.

Your link made me vomit, btw. I hope you're happy.

The guy writes like a raving lunatic, although he does make a few good points. I especially liked the part where he said all the studies done were either "true by definition" or "uninterpretable". Ergo, they mean nothing.

[Gravlen]

Number 2. Now, give me evidence, preferably in the form of a statistic, that racists are more likely to be conservative.

I have no evidence at hand, but it does seem logical that racists are more likely to be conservatives than liberals, if that's the axis we go by. It kinda follows the basic concepts of "liberal" and "conservative".

[High Fortress]

If anything the Democrats in this country are more interested in keeping a minority poor and in need rather than strong and supportive of itself. Point is, both sides have racsist, both sides have bad spots.