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by The Sentenial Empire » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:16 pm

by The Sentenial Empire » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:17 pm
Volnotova wrote:Kruplyan wrote:Here's a comforting fairytale someone e-mailed me in that case:
A plane is going to crash. On board there are four people: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, George W Bush, and a young schoolgirl. But there are only three parachutes. Obama grabs the first chute and says "I'm Barack Obama the president, the world needs me!", and jumps out. Then Nancy grabs the next chute: "The world still needs there first women speaker!", and she jumps. Then Bush looks at the little girl and says "I've already served as president and lived a full life. The world doesn't need me. Go ahead and take the last chute." But then the girl says "Thats okay, you don't need to do that. Nancy Pelosi took my backpack."
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I lol'd.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:22 pm
Crontor wrote:I can't believe some people here voted for Palin, i hope it was for the lolz.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Aerenion » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:23 pm

by Natapoc » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:24 pm
Crontor wrote:I can't believe some people here voted for Palin, i hope it was for the lolz.

by Mercator Terra » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:27 pm

by Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:27 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Wilgrove » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:27 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:If Jeb Bush ran, I'd probably vote for him. Otherwise, I'll pick the less of shittier evils and vote for Obama.

by Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:28 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Ceannairceach » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:29 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:30 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Cartavesqa » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:30 pm
North Calaveras wrote:You simply can't call someone an idiot for no reason, that's what I'm getting at. It is a baseless argument.

by Ceannairceach » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:30 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:31 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Ceannairceach » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:32 pm
Gahaldu wrote:Neither of them. I don't want a new leader, I want a new government.

by Cartavesqa » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:33 pm
Gahaldu wrote:Neither of them. I don't want a new leader, I want a new government.

by Wilgrove » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:33 pm
North Calaveras wrote:I love how people bag on Sarah palin and call her an idiot even though shes rich, was a popular governor, and wrote some good books. But I suppose it the HIP thing for liberals to do.

by Mike the Progressive » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:34 pm
Wilgrove wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:If Jeb Bush ran, I'd probably vote for him. Otherwise, I'll pick the less of shittier evils and vote for Obama.
Why would anyone vote in another Bush after the horrible job the last one did? Hel the father only served one term. I mean how many times do you have to get burned before you learn?

by Mercator Terra » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:35 pm
Wilgrove wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:If Jeb Bush ran, I'd probably vote for him. Otherwise, I'll pick the less of shittier evils and vote for Obama.
Why would anyone vote in another Bush after the horrible job the last one did? Hel the father only served one term. I mean how many times do you have to get burned before you learn?
As for my choice, I choose Basil Marceaux.com! Link

by Mediterreania » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:36 pm

by Wilgrove » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:37 pm
Mike the Progressive wrote:Wilgrove wrote:
Why would anyone vote in another Bush after the horrible job the last one did? Hel the father only served one term. I mean how many times do you have to get burned before you learn?
I know, right? I mean why would I ever vote for another black person again considering how shitty of a job this one is doing? Oh wait, that doesn't seem fair.

by Wilgrove » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:38 pm
Mercator Terra wrote:
You'd think they would learn after Dubyah but look who we have now. The same thing.
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