Is the Earth 6,000 years old?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Is the Earth 6,000 years old?

No. Next Question?

but your eyes say yes.

[Psychotic Mongooses]

Yes.




Wait.... what was the question again? Crappit, I wasn't listening....

[Haken Rider]

Ooooh, shhhhhhh, she's rather sensitive about the age-issue.

Let's just say she's "6000" years. She's already getting heated about this issue, as people who judge her older know.

[Ifreann]

The Earth, and indeed all of existence, was created Last Thursday.

I see through your lies! It was last Friday!

Splitter!

[The Great Lord Tiger]

Yes it is.

In the same way that every month has 27 days.

[Land of the Trolls]

My grandpa is over 6,000 years old! I guarantee that Earth is older than that.

[Cachette de Lions]

I have a feeling this is like one of those trick questions where they say 'how many months have 28 days?' and your instinctive reaction is '1'... then you realise they all do.

Unless this isn't a trick, in which case, no, it isn't 6000.

[Turkish Federation]

I created the Earth two days ago!

[Rhodmhire]

Is it?

I'll have to send one of my scouts to the center of the Earth to confirm the age:



While he's on brb, no it's not. Although I don't think we can ever get an exact age, I highly doubt it's under 10,000 years of age.

I accept the Theistic Evolutionary view on this shit, I also believe the Bible itself explains that God and Earthly time measurements aren't really BFFz.

But again, it is 6,000 years old, in the sense that it's been around for at least 6,000 years.

Nice try, I > trick questions.

Now on a non-serious note:



Somebody better get this fucker some cookies, stat.

[Rhodmhire]

I created the Earth two days ago!

Yeah, you don't have to rub it in you know.

[Exilia and Colonies]

No

This has been another edition of simple answers to stupid questions.

[The Emmerian Unions]

The Earth is a figment of my imagination.

[Rhodmhire]

No

This has been another edition of simple answers to stupid questions.

Fail! The Earth is 6,000 years old. Actually, it's also 10,000, 1,000,000, all the way up to 12-15billion years old.

...wait, this is a trick question right?

Damn it.

[Rhodmhire]

The Earth is a figment of my imagination.

Yeah, but you're imagination is a figment of my imagination.

Wait...

*universe implodes* Universe implosion. That means /thread. I fucking mean it too.

[Exilia and Colonies]

The Earth is a figment of my imagination.

Yeah, but you're imagination is a figment of my imagination.

Wait...

*universe implodes* Universe implosion. That means /thread. I fucking mean it too.

Being a figment of my own imagination I am immune to logical attack.

[Rejistania]

The world is 39 years, 7 months and 27 days old. It was created as-is at the beginning of the Unix epoch.

[Georgetpwn]

The world is 39 years, 7 months and 27 days old. It was created as-is at the beginning of the Unix epoch.

until 2038, when Unix time wraps around.

[Rhodmhire]

The Earth is a figment of my imagination.

Yeah, but you're imagination is a figment of my imagination.

Wait...

*universe implodes* Universe implosion. That means /thread. I fucking mean it too.

Being a figment of my own imagination I am immune to logical attack.

Damn it, I failed to end this fail thread.

Ah well. I tried.

[Ostronopolis]

No, now who wants some drugs?

[Iglesian Archipelago]

No.

[Rejistania]

The world is 39 years, 7 months and 27 days old. It was created as-is at the beginning of the Unix epoch.

until 2038, when Unix time wraps around.

This is just a sign of the Gods that we should use 64 bit integers

(Sorry, I can't meet Creationism related threads with anything else but ridicule anymore)

[Rejistania]

No, now who wants some drugs?

I do!

[Spartzerina]

Yes.

[Ostronopolis]

No, now who wants some drugs?

I do!

Okay, what kind, the Klingons are serving pot, the Romulans are serving LSD, and the Cardassians are serving more pot.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

Yes.

Please, do elaborate.