I hate puberty and hormones

[The Requiem of Shadow]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

For all yall older people out there (that's right, I see you): When the hell does this end....

[No Names Left Damn It]

And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

Same. It's not a puberty thing.

For all yall older people out there (that's right, I see you): When the hell does this end....

I never really had a mood swing problem during puberty, so I can't comment.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

And now I'm turned on by this ad
And now I'm crying because of I'm turned on
And now I'm laughing because I'm crying.

[Molested Sock]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

For all yall older people out there (that's right, I see you): When the hell does this end....

In Soviet Russia, Puberty( and hormones) hate you!

Seems there to be there are 3 options.
1) Finger painting, it solves everything.
2) Use a real razor not an electric one, you're doing it wrong.
3) Wait until you grow out of it.*



*Doesn't actually explain when it ends, it just does when it does.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

For all yall older people out there (that's right, I see you): When the hell does this end....

In Soviet Russia, Puberty( and hormones) hate you!

Seems there to be there are 3 options.
1) Finger painting, it solves everything.
2) Use a real razor not an electric one, you're doing it wrong.
3) Wait until you grow out of it.*



*Doesn't actually explain when it ends, it just does when it does.

What about having Flan: The Fun Desert?

[Heinleinites]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

That sounds less like puberty and more like pregnancy. Or PMS.

I never really had a mood swing problem during puberty, so I can't comment.

I never really did either, unless 'horny' counts as a mood. And that wasn't so much a 'swing' as it was an indicator that pointed one way constantly.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

That sounds less like puberty and more like pregnancy. Or PMS.

I never really had a mood swing problem during puberty, so I can't comment.

I never really did either, unless 'horny' counts as a mood. And that wasn't so much a 'swing' as it was an indicator that pointed one way constantly.

I'm not a girl

[Sionis Prioratus]

It'll only get worse, believe me.

[Anbrig]

Feh. Apart from the mood swings (which I get a lot, but strangely enough it's always set to "angry") and the spots, I don't have that much of a problem with it.

[Heinleinites]

I'm not a girl

Could have fooled me, with all that crying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you something here, Susan, that was passed along to me and I hope you can profit from it.

There are only three times in his life that a man is allowed to cry:
1. When he buries his father.
2. When he buries his mother.
3. When Lou Gherig retires in Pride of the Yankees.

Anything other than that, you suck it up.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

It'll only get worse, believe me.

Yeah, thanks. That makes me feel better

Now I rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy want to make a puppet and have it's flag be a picture of flan and call it "The Empire of the World of Flan"

[No Names Left Damn It]

Could have fooled me, with all that crying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you something here, Susan, that was passed along to me and I hope you can profit from it.

There are only three times in his life that a man is allowed to cry:
1. When he buries his father.
2. When he buries his mother.
3. When Lou Gherig retires in Pride of the Yankees.

Anything other than that, you suck it up.

Oh fuck off with this pretentious manly bullshit.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

I'm not a girl

Could have fooled me, with all that crying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you something here, Susan, that was passed along to me and I hope you can profit from it.

There are only three times in his life that a man is allowed to cry:
1. When he buries his father.
2. When he buries his mother.
3. When Lou Gherig retires in Pride of the Yankees.

Anything other than that, you suck it up.

*mumbling to self*
Freaking got teenage bipolar disorder and some guy tells me to suck it up... I'll suck him up... now I don't even know what I'm talking about...

[Czechomany]

.

[Saige Dragon]

I'm not a girl

Could have fooled me, with all that crying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you something here, Susan, that was passed along to me and I hope you can profit from it.

There are only three times in his life that a man is allowed to cry:
1. When he buries his father.
2. When he buries his mother.
3. When Lou Gherig retires in Pride of the Yankees.

Anything other than that, you suck it up.

Whoever gave you that advice was a pussy. Real men can't cry, we've evolved beyond tear ducts.

As for the OP, I can't really comment. One day girls had cooties, then the next I had started shaving. Somewhere in between I tripped going up the stairs a few times.

[Molested Sock]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

For all yall older people out there (that's right, I see you): When the hell does this end....

In Soviet Russia, Puberty( and hormones) hate you!

Seems there to be there are 3 options.
1) Finger painting, it solves everything.
2) Use a real razor not an electric one, you're doing it wrong.
3) Wait until you grow out of it.*



*Doesn't actually explain when it ends, it just does when it does.

What about having Flan: The Fun Desert?

The only Fun Desert I can think of is the Libyan Desert and Flan sounds like a nasty cough.

I'm not a girl

Could have fooled me, with all that crying. I'm going to go ahead and tell you something here, Susan, that was passed along to me and I hope you can profit from it.

There are only three times in his life that a man is allowed to cry:
1. When he buries his father.
2. When he buries his mother.
3. When Lou Gherig retires in Pride of the Yankees.

Anything other than that, you suck it up.

Whoever gave you that advice was a pussy. Real men can't cry, we've evolved beyond tear ducts.

As for the OP, I can't really comment. One day girls had cooties, then the next I had started shaving. Somewhere in between I tripped going up the stairs a few times.

Sounds like Dr Perry from Scrubs...

[Gopferdammi]

14 years old here.

I drown my misery in Nationstates, food, and Glenn Beck! Whoop whoop!

You drown your misery in Glenn Beck?
Aside from the horrific thought of anything-on-Glenn Beck action, that makes for me about as much sense as trying to cure your headache by bashing your head in.

[Molested Sock]

I'm crying and I don't know why
Now I'm infuriated about the fact I'm crying
And now I'm craving cereal... a lot.

That sounds less like puberty and more like pregnancy. Or PMS.

I never really had a mood swing problem during puberty, so I can't comment.

I never really did either, unless 'horny' counts as a mood. And that wasn't so much a 'swing' as it was an indicator that pointed one way constantly.

I'm not a girl

OH SNAP!

Are you a Vegatarian?

[The World of Flan]

ALL THE PICTURES OF FLAN ON THE INTERNET ARE TOO DAMN BIG!

[Saige Dragon]

Sounds like Dr Perry from Scrubs...

Yea, but better looking.

[The World of Flan]

I FOUND IT
I FOUND THE PICTURE OF FLAN


And now I only feel that I've wasted even more not-so-precious moments of my dull dull life...

[The Requiem of Shadow]

OH SNAP!

Are you a Vegatarian?

No...

[Pure Metal]

I never really had a mood swing problem during puberty, so I can't comment.

ditto. maybe the OP is pregnant?

i did have some anger issues, and was horny for about 8 years solid (what am i saying? i still am...), but crying for no reason? nope. (edit: did that during depression, though)

[Heinleinites]

Sounds like Dr Perry from Scrubs...

Actually, I got that piece of advice myself years before Scrubs started airing.

Freaking got teenage bipolar disorder and some guy tells me to suck it up... I'll suck him up...

Certainly could have phrased that better, couldn't you? Reminds me of that bit in Happy Gilmore where The Bad Guy tells Adam Sandler that he "eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and Adam Sandler asks him "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Anyways, you want some real advice? Here you go. These aren't going to be universally applicable in every little situation, but I've found that they're generally good rules of thumb.

Always treat women the way you'd want some other guy to treat your sister or your mother if the situation was reversed.

It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Never hit anyone with your hands if you can hit them with anything else instead. And on that note: If you're going to fight, don't drink. If you're going to drink, don't fight.

Adapt, Improvise, and Overcome.

Don't be a cheater. Remember, your word is your bond. Plus, a girl that will cheat with you will cheat on you.

Lastly, Remember the Seven P's: Proper preparation and planning prevents piss-poor performance.

[The Requiem of Shadow]

Well, I guess I'm bipolar... that or neurotic...