Doth thou still believeth that thine world is spherical?

[Miklesia]

Poppycock. Sir Bedevere proved it is banana-shaped.

[Person012345]

The world, and everything in it including consciousness, is a computer simulation and exists only as a computer simulation. The computer is programmed to the creators limited understanding of physics and such which is why you get all the weird shit that happens in quantum physics etc. They had to fill in the bits they didn't understand to the best of their ability. The "real" world that houses the computer makes much more sense.

[Karzistan (Ancient)]

Earth is a cube, obviously.

[HairyHares]

"Thy." You use "thine" only when the following word begins with a vowel sound or the letter h. Thine attempt at satirical humor doth, I fear, fall upon its face and lie there, unmoving.

I would call 911 for it but it is on the underside of the planet and I think by the time they manage to bore thought. It will have passed away . That is one of the major faults with flat planets

[Atheimsa]

it isnt spherical. it is an geoid. looks like a potato basically.

[Ifreann]

D-, only half the meme translated into sesquipedalian loquaciousness. Must try harder.

I was born in the year of our Lord One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight, and I desperately seek greater enlightenment with regards to the underlying purpose and nature of this particular topic of discussion.

A+, and thanks for the apple.

[Tekania]

Thine world is flat, forsooth[removed space]!
ThineMine realistic coloured images proveth that thine earth be roundeth, like a disk, yet flat!
Yea, thinethe liberals doth lie to you! Yea the world be'eth flat! Do not promote heresayheresy, yonye good christian men!
(Image)

Simply because I'm an asshole.

[Laerod]

Thine world is flat, forsooth[removed space]!
ThineMine realistic coloured images proveth that thine earth be roundeth, like a disk, yet flat!
Yea, thinethe liberals doth lie to you! Yea the world be'eth flat! Do not promote heresayheresy, yonye good christian men!
(Image)

Simply because I'm an asshole.

Shouldn't the "proveth" be something else given that "images" is plural?

[Tekania]

Simply because I'm an asshole.

Shouldn't the "proveth" be something else given that "images" is plural?

True, plural would simple be "prove", even in archaic... missed that one.... Actually the whole sentence needs a grammatical rewrite to "Mine realistic coloured images doth prove that thine Earth be round, liken unto a disk, yet flat."

[Lonely villia]

Greetings oh spirits of the internet.

The people of Lonely Villia are bemused by your insistance on the existance of a thing you call the world.

Clearly there is Lonely villia, beautiful and perfect, there are the six oceans that bring us gifts and there is the great Fiberoptic Cable that lies to the north. This is the extent of all that exists - everything else is supposition and superstition lacking emperical evidence.

We the people of Lonely villia thank you oh web ghosts for your information (how to build explosives was a personal childhood favorite), Your entertainments (oh those funny funny cat pictures) and your willingness to pretend to be actual people for our comfort.

Your humble communicator

Joktum Misob, Keeper of the keeping and forgiver of lesser hands

[Norstal]

Fore whaat languige dost thy all speaketh?! Tis' noone of Englishe of whatt I kneweth of.

Suche blastphamy dost thou all speaketh too. DAMNE'D BE THOU SEED AND MAYS'T IT BE NEVER PROCURE AN OFFSPRINGE OF AN ATTRAKTIV KALIBAR.

[Chernobyl-Pripyat]

It's a trapazoid of the 7th dimension

[Tekania]

Forsoothe, I knoweth naught thy tongue thou hast spoke wyth. Natheles whil I have tyme I shal temp to yronne such cours to seken to mek kowthe such straunge tongue.

[Farnhamia]

D-, only half the meme translated into sesquipedalian loquaciousness. Must try harder.

I was born in the year of our Lord One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight, and I desperately seek greater enlightenment with regards to the underlying purpose and nature of this particular topic of discussion.

I was born about Thirteen Thousand Three Hundred and Eighteen years before thy lord and do thou trust me, friend, this topic is far shallower than it looks. It doth afford one some amusement in an idle moment, however.

[Georgism]

I was born in the year of our Lord One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight, and I desperately seek greater enlightenment with regards to the underlying purpose and nature of this particular topic of discussion.

That's more like it.

[New Korongo]

thou intelligence is retarded

[Farnhamia]

thou intelligence retarded

Three words do not a sentence make.

[Norstal]

thou intelligence retarded

Three words do not a sentence make.

No.

I am stupid.

[Ifreann]

thou intelligence retarded

Three words do not a sentence make.

Is that so?

[Tekania]

thou intelligence retarded

Three words do not a sentence make.

More to the point, three words none of which are verbs do not a sentence make.

[UCDF]

This is just stupid.

[Farnhamia]

Three words do not a sentence make.

Is that so?

Those three, arranged thusly. I ought to have said so but feared to be too prolix.

[Farnhamia]

This is just stupid.

Did thy mother never teach thee not to strike thy face so, child? 'Twill do damage and methinks thy face cannot stand to suffer much more.

[New Korongo]

DEATH TO SHAKESPEARE AND HIS MESSED UP OLD ENGLISH

[Georgism]

This is just stupid.

Did thy mother never teach thee not to strike thy face so, child? 'Twill do damage and methinks thy face cannot stand to suffer much more.

Archaic puts downs are always the best.