Doth thou still believeth that thine world is spherical?

[Norstal]

This is just stupid.

Thou hast mising certaine appandage in thy arm. A certaine piese of bone. Per-chaunce, have a locale docktor examin thy arm.

[New Korongo]

This is just stupid.

Thou hast mising certaine appandage in thy arm. A certaine piese of bone. Per-chaunce, have a locale docktor examin thy arm.

I think that the fact that you speak in a less developed language makes you less developed. Also the fact that the idea of the world being a sphere predates the way you speak makes you even more retarded.

[Norstal]

Thou hast mising certaine appandage in thy arm. A certaine piese of bone. Per-chaunce, have a locale docktor examin thy arm.

I think that the fact that you speak in a less developed language makes you less developed. Also the fact that the idea of the world predates the way you speak makes you even more retarded.

Je ne te peux pas écouter.

[Farnhamia]

DEATH TO SHAKESPEARE AND HIS MESSED UP OLD ENGLISH

Do thou use a voice more suited to the house than the barn-yard, sirrah.

[New Korongo]

@Norstal

You shall listen

[Norstal]

You shall listen

Je n'aime jamais le Google Translator. :/

[Tekania]

DEATH TO SHAKESPEARE AND HIS MESSED UP OLD ENGLISH

Shakespeare is merely an slightly archaic Modern English.... Old English looks like this:

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

[Pancakes Wrath]

DEATH TO SHAKESPEARE AND HIS MESSED UP OLD ENGLISH

Death to thee and thine arrogance and thy most modern English. And do thou disregard the caps lock key; thy "voice" is much too loud.

[Demen]

...Earth?

[Tmutarakhan]

did not the Venerable Bede write in The Reckoning of Time in the 7th or 8th century that the Earth was not "not merely circular like a shield or spread out like a wheel, but resembles more a ball"

Yes, but why was it NECESSARY for him to point that out?

[Intangelon]

It's "DOST thou", peasant.

[Dypsomaniacs]

[Hassett]

This reminds me of the greatest thread I had ever seen in General.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=52866

[Farnhamia]

This reminds me of the greatest thread I had ever seen in General.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=52866

Yes, that was an amazing tour de force.

[Qazox]

The world is shaped like a taco.

mmmmmm... Taco-shaped earth.

I believe that the Earth is shaped like a bowling ball, with holes in Washington DC, Dallas TX and Havana, Cuba.

[Qazox]

"...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."

Go away you silly english kn-igget before we taunt you again!

[East Fancainia]

It's flat. Why you ask? Because I say so.

[Kraznya Syn]

Alright, this is why we can't have nice things...cuz SHAKESPEAR OVAH HEAH fucks up the thread with jumbled English.
I need a fuckinh drink/tired

[Risottia]

The world is flat... to someone travelling towards the Earth at 0.99+ of the speed of light.

To someone travelling towards Earþ at 0.99 of þe ſpeed of light, þe world be flat UNTIL he doþ smaſh on the surface.

[Big Jim P]

Tis actually and eleven-dimension midden.

[Ivanhozer]

thee world tis BANANA - SHAPED!!

[Conserative Morality]

thee world tis BANANA - SHAPED!!

Thou'rt a grave-robber and a brigand. Begone!

[Tom Bishop]

Troll.