Doth thou still believeth that thine world is spherical?

[FREEaquaticdancelesson]

Thine world is flat, for sooth!
Thine realistic coloured images proveth that thine earth be roundeth, like a disk, yet flat!
Ye, thine librals doth lie to you! Ye the world be'eth flat! Do not promot heresay, yon good christian men!

[Ifreann]

What kind of backwards fool thinks the Earth is a sphere? Obviously it's an oblate spheroid.

[Meridiani Planum]

The world is flat... to someone travelling towards the Earth at 0.99+ of the speed of light.

[Gallade]

From numerous flights outside our orbit, we have indeed concluded that our planet of Aloria is spherical.

[Farnhamia]

"Thy." You use "thine" only when the following word begins with a vowel sound or the letter h. Thine attempt at satirical humor doth, I fear, fall upon its face and lie there, unmoving.

[Ifreann]

From numerous flights outside our orbit, we have indeed concluded that our planet of Aloria is spherical.

Al-who-ria?

[Bajireyn]

this is a joke right?

[Gallade]

From numerous flights outside our orbit, we have indeed concluded that our planet of Aloria is spherical.

Al-who-ria?

Don't worry dear, we havent heard of your "Earth", either. Sounds filthy...

[Farnhamia]

this is a joke right?

No, why wouldst thou ask that?

[The Blaatschapen]

The world is shaped like a taco.

[Koffiedik]

Well, since we have armed bears and faeries and i don't know what not else on NS...
Sure! Thou is right!

[Pancakes Wrath]

Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

[Rolling squid]

The world is shaped like a taco.

Bah. 'tis donught-shaped.

[South Norwega]

Oui, Senora! Le I doth believe l'Earth je suis est spherical.

[The Blaatschapen]

The world is shaped like a taco.

Bah. 'tis donught-shaped.

Dutch doughnut shaped? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliebol )

[Ifreann]

Al-who-ria?

Don't worry dear, we havent heard of your "Earth", either. Sounds filthy...

Oh yes

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Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

Yup. Then went back to buggering young boys.

[Pancakes Wrath]

Oui, Senora! Le I doth believe l'Earth je suis est spherical.

The fuck?

[FREEaquaticdancelesson]

Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

HERESAY! Thou art not holy! Is thou a believer in doth global warming as well?-eth?

[Puff-Puff-Pass Land]

The world is shaped like a taco.

Bah. 'tis donught-shaped.

For thine specific correction, the world 'tis shaped as a toroid ring. That the ring hath frosting and sprinkles is of little import.

[The Archregimancy]

this is a joke right?

No, why wouldst thou ask that?

And verily, 'tis a truth universally acknowledged that even Saint Augustine of Hippo didst know in the fifth century of Our Lord that the Earth is a sphere (near enough), and did not the Venerable Bede write in The Reckoning of Time in the 7th or 8th century that the Earth was not "not merely circular like a shield or spread out like a wheel, but resembles more a ball" and that the uneven length of days was attributable to the spherical shape of the Earth.

The sphericity of the Earth is not, I declareth, some Christian superstition, even for those of a fundamental turn of mind.

[The Archregimancy]

Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

HERESAY! Thou art not holy! Is thou a believer in doth global warming as well?-eth?

It is neither hearsay nor heresy, good sir, whichever of the latter you may in fact be referring to.

[Farnhamia]

Oui, Senora! Le I doth believe l'Earth je suis est spherical.

The fuck?

Don't laugh, Pancake. I used to sound like that, back in the 9th century, when I was wandering all over Western Europe. Everywhere I went they spoke a different dialect of really bad provincial Latin and it gets jumbled up in your head after a while.

[Grandais]

Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

They did, but then there was a little thing known as the Dark Ages, and, well...

[Pancakes Wrath]

Thine early Moderne English suffereth many errors.

Also, the fuckin' earth ain't flat, didn't Columbus The Ancient Greeks prove that before the Bible was even written?

HERESAY! Thou art not holy! Is thou a believer in doth global warming as well?-eth?

Thou wouldst do well to read the King James Bible, or the works of Shakespeare, for your early Modern English doth suffer greatly from error. The God of the KJV Bible, if he doth exist, frowns upon thy pathetic attempt.

And yea, I am a believer in Ye Olde "global warming". Though I am much holier than thou, fool.

[The Archregimancy]

They did, but then there was a little thing known as the Dark Ages, and, well...

<points to his previous post showing that late 7th-early 8th century monks in isolated monasteries in Anglo-Saxon kingdoms in the North of England were perfectly aware that the Earth was spherical>