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Postby Genivar » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:06 am

What are your favorite conspiracy theories? What are the weirdest and most disturbing conspiracies you've heard of?
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Postby Bladia Imperia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:08 am

The US doesn't exist.......

The US has an earthquake machine........

The US is all mighty and powerful......

The US could take the rest of the world on easy............
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Postby Galloism » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:09 am

I heard that a bunch of people from the middle east conspired to blow up some stuff here in the US.
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Postby Bladia Imperia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:11 am

Galloism wrote:I heard that a bunch of people from the middle east conspired to blow up some stuff here in the US.

Really I thought that was blamed on Russia..........
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Postby Ravea » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:12 am

The Earth is flat and carried on the backs of four giant elephants, who in turn are supported by a gigantic space turtle.
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Postby Bladia Imperia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:13 am

Ravea wrote:The Earth is flat and carried on the backs of four giant elephants, who in turn are supported by a gigantic space turtle.

That isn't true...Well There goes my dream of riding the Gigantic Space Turtle
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Postby Coccygia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:51 pm

JFK actually committed suicide. They made it look like an assassination so he could be buried in consecrated ground and not come back as a vampire.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:53 pm

The truthers conspiracy. That one's always been very bizarre to me. Of course, I was told that that is what is called, those who believe 9/11 was actually staged by the US gov't.
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Socialism.
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Postby Barringtonia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:10 pm

That the two longer lines at the beginning, middle and end of a barcode signifies the number of six, thus fulfilling the prophecy of the mark of the devil required to purchase goods. When, in an effort to stop fraud, credit card and insurance companies require us to have barcode chips inserted to our left hand..

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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:11 pm

My favorite theory of conspiracy is that which requires an agreement to perform an unlawful action with an overt act. Criminal liability for less seems harsh.
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Postby Norstal » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:13 pm

Genivar wrote:What are your favorite conspiracy theories? What are the weirdest and most disturbing conspiracies you've heard of?

That the United Nations is really the World Assembly in disguise.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:15 pm

Norstal wrote:
Genivar wrote:What are your favorite conspiracy theories? What are the weirdest and most disturbing conspiracies you've heard of?

That the United Nations is really the World Assembly in disguise.

You mean the World Assembly is the UN in disguise?
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Postby Norstal » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:17 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Norstal wrote:That the United Nations is really the World Assembly in disguise.

You mean the World Assembly is the UN in disguise?

No you fool! There IS a real life World Assembly! Where do you think Max Barry got the name from?
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:20 pm

Norstal wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:You mean the World Assembly is the UN in disguise?

No you fool! There IS a real life World Assembly! Where do you think Max Barry got the name from?


You mean this World Assembly? OMG...Max Berry is a terrorist! :shock:
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Postby Grenartia » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:33 pm

Genivar wrote:What are your favorite conspiracy theories? What are the weirdest and most disturbing conspiracies you've heard of?


Favorite- the Lunar Landing Conspiracy

Most disturbing- the 9/11 Conspiracy

Personally, I believe that all conspiracy theories are conspiracy theories themselves. The only conspiracy theory I put any faith in is that Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide, and that he was offed by either his wife, or the record company, or both.
The reason I say this is that after MJ died, a radio DJ (Rod Ryan if you're wondering) had an interview with a guy who predicted his death 6 months to the day before it happened. (I forgot his name, unfortunately, but he does have a biography of MJ published, so maybe that will help for a source) The guy also said he did some investigating into Kurt Cobain's death, and found that at the time of his death, he was so high on heroin, that he couldn't have been able to even pull the trigger, much less pick up the gun.

As for a motive, the MJ biographer said that it was probably a hired hit by either his wife, or the record company. If it was his wife, she would be getting the money from the sale of Nirvana records. If it was the record company, they could stand to make a lot more money off of a dead rock icon, than a living one (based on a similar effect to Elvis albums and MJ albums after their respective deaths.
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Postby Coccygia » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:53 pm

My favorite actual conspiracy theory is the New Chronology of Russian mathematician Anatoly Fomenko, who believes we have the chronology of history all wrong. For example: Jesus was born about 1000 AD. The Roman Empire was the same as the Frankish Empire of Charlemagne. And so on. He believes that many historical events are actually just duplicates of the same event. This all goes back to Renaissance historians who fabricated the chronology we have now, and who created a massive conspiracy to conceal the truth of history. (I can't help asking, Why?) He "proves" all this by mathematical/statistical analysis. Chess Grandmaster Garry Kasparov, is, I believe, one of his supporters. I love this notion. It is so totally insane.
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Postby Josh Sinister » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:58 pm

My favorite's that all Celebrity's are MONARCH slaves to the Illuminati.
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Postby Andaluciae » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:58 pm

Chemtrails. I'm not sure who came up with it, and I don't see where they get off trying to put forward a theory that doesn't really seem to have even the most basic elements of a motive involved.

Either that, or Chavez's insane "HAARP was used by the US to cause the Haiti Earthquake!" tangent.
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Postby Farnhamia » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:59 pm

Andaluciae wrote:Chemtrails. I'm not sure who came up with it, and I don't see where they get off trying to put forward a theory that doesn't really seem to have even the most basic elements of a motive involved.

Power and control. Always a good motive for anything.
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Postby Andaluciae » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:02 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Andaluciae wrote:Chemtrails. I'm not sure who came up with it, and I don't see where they get off trying to put forward a theory that doesn't really seem to have even the most basic elements of a motive involved.

Power and control. Always a good motive for anything.


Nobody has ever explained the mechanism for acquiring those things, though.
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Postby New Manvir » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:04 pm

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Postby Caninope » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:05 pm

The one that a bunch of Muslim extremists conspired to blow things up in America.
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Postby Strykla » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:06 pm

Not the wierdest conspiracy: They're all stupid conspiracies to get attention.
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Postby Josh Sinister » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:07 pm

Strykla wrote:Not the wierdest conspiracy: They're all stupid conspiracies to get attention.

WOW. I AM ENLIGHTENED.

How about this? Conspiracies are Conspiracies to hide the truth.
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