*NSG Peace Prize 2010* RESULTS

[Mike the Progressive]

Boo! *Throws tomato at the OP*

We want a recount! Everybody knows Chuck Norris should have won!

Silence, capitalist mongrel pig! Behold the power of democracy!

Mr. Kim is, indeed, now a leader chosen with free and fair elections.

NEVER! *adopts insultingly American attempt at a Scottish accent* Ya can take our lives, but ya can't take our FREEDOM!

[Risottia]

Boo! *Throws tomato at the OP*

Trying to defeat an Italian with a tomato now?

[The Archregimancy]

Silence, capitalist mongrel pig! Behold the power of democracy!

Mr. Kim is, indeed, now a leader chosen with free and fair elections.

Comrade, you unclearly outline the procedure through which the Dear Leader guides us through the Juche Idea of the Eternal President.

While Kim Jong Il carries out the wishes of the citizens of the DPRK through the implementation of Songun politics, he has no need to hold elective office. He is the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, the General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, and the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, but he is not president or premier of the DPRK.

The DPRK will only ever have one president, and that is Kim Il Sung, the Eternal President.

The Premier - and thus head of government - as chosen by the parliament of the DPRK in January 2010, is Choe Yong-rim.

The Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme People's Assembly - and thus de facto head of state - is Kim Yong-nam.

The Dear Leader needs not hold such trifles as elective office when he is so beloved by DPRK people for miraculous events wrought by his powerful driving force.

In any case, in the free and fair 2009 DPRK parliamentary election, the Democratic Front for the Reunification of the Fatherland won 100% of the vote on 99.98% turnout, clearly demonstrating that the government of the DPRK faces no internal opposition.

[Risottia]

How about this as a draft....
Nice. I'll add some possible corrections in red.

Mr. Kim Jong Il was elected General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea (WPK) on October 8, 1997. Led by Kim Jong Il, the WPK has developed into an invincible party, enjoying absolute support and trust of the people. Kim Jong Il has ensured that the Korean people constantly adhered to the Juche idea, the revolutionary idea authored by President Kim Il Sung, as the guiding ideology and the rallying flag of true pacifists all over Asia.

The WPK, under his leadership, has been able to advance without any deviation along the road of socialism pioneered by President Kim Il Sung. Furthermore, he has not nuked South Korea, even though Korean-Pop is a horrible manifestation of American imperialist hegemonic goals, and all South Koreans are alleged to look like poofs (though the Dear Leader wishes to stress that equal rights to the gulag exist for both hetero- and homosexual citizens of the DPRK). In addition, the Dear Leader has always aimed to protect tourists, making North Korea one of the safest countries in which to go on holiday.

Towards the end of the last century the Korean people were faced with worst trials and hardships. They lost their national father, natural disasters hit the country for some years consecutively, and the United States and its imperialist allies directed the spearhead of their anti-socialist offensive on it. At that critical juncture, Kim Jong Il made a grim decision to overcome the prevailing difficulties and defend socialism. By formulating the Songun principle that the army means the Party, the state and the people, he administered the Songun politics that gives top priority to the strengthening of military capabilities and advance socialist cause as a whole by holding the People’s Army as the core unit, the main force.

His Songun-based leadership has effected at a higher level the Party’s guidance over the army, and consequently the WPK has developed into a party with a firm foundation of army-people unity. He has ceaselessly inspected army units, thus developing the Korean People’ Army (KPA) into an invincible force in upholding the Party’s idea and cause, and led all the civilians to model themselves after the spiritual world of soldiers, thereby preserving world peace in the face of endless provocation by the Imperialist capitalist American regime and their anti-unification puppets in Seoul.

The Songun politics have ensured perfect unity between the party and the army, and between the army and the people, making it possible for the Korean people to safeguard socialism and world peace in their worst-ever trials. The KPA soldiers, holding up the slogan of “Let us take charge of both national defense and socialist construction!” have always made breakthroughs in the important and labor-intensive sectors of national economy, such as land realignment and power station construction projects. Their extraordinary spiritual strength and indomitable will prevalent across society contributed to preparing a springboard for building a great, prosperous and powerful socialist nation, granting equality in famine and freedom to praise either the Eternal Leader or the Dear Leader, but also both of them, in a true spirit of socialist emulation.

Kim Jong Il’s field guidance has become a powerful driving force that produces peaceful miraculous events in the DPRK. The country’s landscape is being transformed beyond recognition day by day, and science and technology have greeted the heyday of development with the acceleration of putting the national economy onto a modern basis. Artificial satellite Kwangmyongsong No. 2 was successfully launched into orbit, and the Juche-oriented steel-making system using no coke and iron scarps was established. The CNC technology that pushed back the frontiers of machine-building industry is being introduced in many units. The prospect of the construction of the Huichon Power Station, a project previously considered over a-decade-long one, is opened to be finished within three years. Mass production of vinalon wool was celebrated as an auspicious event throughout the country, and rapid increase of fertilizer production by anthracite gasification ushered in a turning point in agricultural production. Many factories and enterprises have already surpassed their record level of production.

The Workers’ Party of Korea led by General Secretary Kim Jong Il will surely accomplish brilliant successes in the cause of building a socialist thriving nation that contributes to the maintenance of world peace, and for this reason NSG awards Mr. Kim the NSG PEACE PRIZE.

(edited from: http://www.korea-dpr.com/ocn/?p=534)[/quote]

[Velgrae]

Also, it's Kim Jong Il that won, not Il Sung.

[Sibirsky]

The Republic of Sibirsky groups the NSG Peace Prize with the Nobel Peace Prize as a corrupt, biased and political prize and not an actual prize for peace.

[The Archregimancy]

Also, it's Kim Jong Il that won, not Il Sung.

Are you suggesting that there is variation in the implementation of the Juche Idea between the Great Leader and the Dear Leader?

I would suggest a period of reeducation, comrade, before these dangerously heterodox concepts of yours lead towards the open embrace of splittist tendencies.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

[Sebytania]

Silence, capitalist mongrel pig! Behold the power of democracy!

Mr. Kim is, indeed, now a leader chosen with free and fair elections.

Comrade, you unclearly outline the procedure through which the Dear Leader guides us through the Juche Idea of the Eternal President.

While Kim Jong Il carries out the wishes of the citizens of the DPRK through the implementation of Songun politics, he has no need to hold elective office. He is the Chairman of the National Defense Commission, the General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, and the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, but he is not president or premier of the DPRK.

The DPRK will only ever have one president, and that is Kim Il Sung, the Eternal President.

The Premier - and thus head of government - as chosen by the parliament of the DPRK in January 2010, is Choe Yong-rim.

The Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme People's Assembly - and thus de facto head of state - is Kim Yong-nam.

The Dear Leader needs not hold such trifles as elective office when he is so beloved by DPRK people for miraculous events wrought by his powerful driving force.

In any case, in the free and fair 2009 DPRK parliamentary election, the Democratic Front for the Reunification of the Fatherland won 100% of the vote on 99.98% turnout, clearly demonstrating that the government of the DPRK faces no internal opposition.

Comrade, my intent was in no way question the position of the Dear Leader, and I acknowledge the facts you posted.

The purpose of my post was to signify that the NSG Peace Prize further proves the undisputable support of the Dear Leader, not only by the people of Korea, but also by the international community that NSG accurately represents.

I hope even those who have previously doubted the power of the Democratic Front for the Reunification of the Fatherland now, possibly with the help of re-education, acknowledge the superiority of Juche, as well as it's approval by the people.

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

Typical imperialists, if the result of the election is not to your liking, you demand a new one. The people will not succumb to your capitalist ideals!

[Velgrae]

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

The Dear Leader will not favour this..

[Risottia]

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

Not with my permission. But I'm not able to stop you.

I would instead urge you to help writing such a satyrical motivation for Kimmie's awards that he'll wish he'd never been nominated for it in the first place.

[Risottia]

Also, it's Kim Jong Il that won, not Il Sung.

noted and corrected... why do you dislike the Eternal Leader?

[Velgrae]

Also, it's Kim Jong Il that won, not Il Sung.

noted and corrected... why do you dislike the Eternal Leader?

Cause he just sleeps in his mausoleum while Kimmie Jr does all the work of enslaving the North Koreans.

[Risottia]

noted and corrected... why do you dislike the Eternal Leader?

Cause he just sleeps in his mausoleum while Kimmie Jr does all the work of enslaving the North Koreans.

He doesn't sleep. He's awake and his fatherly, loving thought embraces and guides all of Korea towards a peaceful and prosperous unity in Juche.

[KarGcir]

The winner is Mr. Kim Jong Il (DPRK).

YAY!

[Risottia]

The winner is Mr. Kim Jong Il (DPRK).

YAY!

postcount: 1?
nth puppet, of whom?

[North Suran]

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

You know who else boycotted the Peace Prize because they disliked the winner?

[Velgrae]

Charlotte Ryberg will boycott the result. However, she wishes to ask permission if she could start a spin off version of the awards by means of a separate poll?

You know who else boycotted the Peace Prize because they disliked the winner?

Never expected Charlotte Ryberg to be a commie

[Alevuss]

I don't believe it. Kim Jong-Il actually won!?!

I suppose this was to be expected, but still I thought that Chuck Norris would receive more votes, as he earned the most nominations. I'm actually quite surprised Aung San Suu Kyi didn't win, either.

[Velgrae]

I don't believe it. Kim Jong-Il actually won!?!

I suppose this was to be expected, but still I thought that Chuck Norris would receive more votes, as he earned the most nominations. I'm actually quite surprised Aung San Suu Kyi didn't win, either.

The nominations were valid.

[Western cuba]

I love how the most evil man in the world won. XD

[New Korongo]

Kim Jong Il Accepts Is Announced Winner of NSG Peace Prize

[Risottia]

Sorry for the delay, guys.
I'll try to write down the final motivation around Kim-mas. (The new official name for the 25th December).