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by **Glitziness** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:29 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Glitziness wrote:What would we do without you??

I'm pretty sure NSG would cease to function.

This is amost certain *nods wisely*

by **Wiztopia** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:42 pm

Glitziness wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I'm pretty sure NSG would cease to function.

This is amost certain *nods wisely*

If you're back does that mean Legless Pirates will come back?

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:43 pm

Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:58 pm

Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

Hear, hear.

by **German Nightmare** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:33 pm

Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

Yeah. Sir Lurk-a-lot here.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:37 pm

Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

How do you think it makes me feel? :lol2:

by **UCDF** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:40 pm

I like order. I like technology. I HATE Communism.

I like power.

by **Glitziness** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:59 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Glitziness wrote:This is amost certain *nods wisely*

If you're back does that mean Legless Pirates will come back?

We can only hope!

Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

Apologies!

Coming back and not knowing most of the people makes me feel a very odd mix - like I am new and don't fit in, but I should...

by **Saint Jade IV** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:01 pm

Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

It makes me feel excited. Mostly because I used to lurk a lot back on Jolt. And some of the people I most respected back there are returning.

by **Sarkhaan** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:02 pm

German Nightmare wrote:
Maurepas wrote:Looking at all these old-timers I've never heard of coming back makes me feel very n00bish,

Yeah. Sir Lurk-a-lot here.

*tackles*

*fluffles*

by **Dyakovo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:12 pm

Meowfoundland wrote:Hello, my name is Meowfoundland and my life revolves entirely around cats. And root vegetables. But mostly cats.

So, I guess root vegetables that are/look like cats would teh awesome for you...

by **Dyakovo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:13 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Might as well join in, as beneath me as this all is.

I'm DI. I hate debate, and as such have sworn a solemn pact to contribute nothing constructive here and instead focus on snark, bad puns and occasional outbursts of ill-targeted burning rage. If you're reading this, it's highly likely that I don't like you. I only post on NSG and F7, and if you say 'RP' to me my head will start spinning around and green projectile vomit will fill the room. I've been here a few years, so unless you have as well, I'm better than you. I'm also well-known in real-life for being almost offensively nice to people, so if it ever looks like I'm being a total arsebucket it's probably satire or I'm just playfully messing with you. But it's not because I like you, okay?

RP

by **Meowfoundland** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:17 pm

Dyakovo wrote:So, I guess root vegetables that are/look like cats would teh awesome for you...

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Even beating the cat bra.

Although, I don't think those are root vegetables.

by **Dyakovo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:19 pm

Meowfoundland wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:So, I guess root vegetables that are/look like cats would teh awesome for you...

That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. Even beating the cat bra.

Although, I don't think those are root vegetables.

It was the best I could come up with...

by **Meowfoundland** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:26 pm

Dyakovo wrote:It was the best I could come up with...

Oh, well.

*runs off to the nearest cattery*

by **The Blaatschapen** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:13 pm

Wiztopia wrote:
Glitziness wrote:This is amost certain *nods wisely*

If you're back does that mean Legless Pirates will come back?

Legless Pirates? Why would he come back as well suddenly?

by **Glitziness** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:23 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
If you're back does that mean Legless Pirates will come back?

Legless Pirates? Why would he come back as well suddenly?

Because everyone knows I have magical powers of influence over LP!
:blink:

"Skallvia" · by **Maurepas** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:25 pm

Glitziness wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Legless Pirates? Why would he come back as well suddenly?

Because everyone knows I have magical powers of influence over LP!

She's a witch!

by **Wiztopia** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:28 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
If you're back does that mean Legless Pirates will come back?

Legless Pirates? Why would he come back as well suddenly?

Why not? Hell I hardly even remember those users anyway. I joined like a month before he left.

by **Dyakovo** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:32 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Glitziness wrote:Because everyone knows I have magical powers of influence over LP!

She's a witch!

by **The Blaatschapen** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:40 pm

Glitziness wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Legless Pirates? Why would he come back as well suddenly?

Because everyone knows I have magical powers of influence over LP!

Ah, in that case, it would be nice to meet up with LP again. I haven't seen him in... umm.... 5 years I think :eek:

by **UCDF** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:43 pm

I think I found a pic of what it would look like If I attacked Femi.

by **Waterlow** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:15 pm

Nadkor wrote:
The Norwegian Blue wrote:
I do, too.

(Well, okay, I've never yet called him by his screen name to his face, but I've totally done it when talking about him to other people. I make sure not to call him by his screen name to his face specifically so I can keep teasing him about how he's addressed me by mine. )

Also, former-NSGer WC Imperial Court and I talk on the phone probably something like 8 hours a week, and we begin every phone conversation with, "Hi Dubsy!" "Hi [abbreviated form of my former username*]!" despite having known each other's real names for years now.

*I think almost everybody has figured out who I am by now, but it's still fun catching the stragglers going, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just got the joke behind your username!" so I figure I might as well maintain the mystery a little longer.

I honestly don't think there was anybody who hadn't figured it out before now anyway

Call me Mr Swing and Miss. I thought Poli had morphed into Saint Clair Island. And, um, OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshitI'mslow.

by **Waterlow** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:48 pm

At present I am Waterlow, a 31-yr-old Londonistani alcoholic of the socially acceptable persuasion. I've posted erratically across a few of the NS forums for some six years under various guises, my crowning achievement being to repeal common sense (not that many of you will have noticed, I suspect).

I'm often drunk and/or restless when I post, hence the frequently perverse/unsuccessful attempts at humour and occasional bouts of inexplicable rage followed swiftly by shame-faced apologies. I like the sex threads (see sig).

I never seem to linger long enough to get to know folk round these parts, though I've met plenty of non-Generalite NSers in the past. I don't expect to have made much of an impression.

Waterlow is a pretty park near my home. It has lovely trees.

by **Glitziness** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:19 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Maurepas wrote:She's a witch!

Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Villager: She looks like one!
Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Bedevere: Bring her forward.
(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is closed by the carrot.)

Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
Witch: THEY dressed me up like this.
Villagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
Witch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in
fact rather small.)

Bedevere: Well?
One Villager: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Villager: And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
B: Did you dress her up like this?
Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Villager: yes.
Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
B: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!!

(pause)

Bedevere: a newt?

(long pause)

Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIET! There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)

Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood?
B: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)

B: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
B: exACTly!
B: (to a villager) So, *logically*...
Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.

B: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!

(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)

Witch: It's a fair cop.

Wow, that took a turn for the worst for me...

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