Posters: Introduce Yourselves Here

[Phoenixfox]

I don't get the joke

Servant of the one true God since 2011

I still don't understand what nic cage has to do with me and my sig

[Fvaarniimar]

I'm female, evidence is strongly in favor of my being human, and extraordinary in some ways, below average in some ways, and pretty typical in some ways, such as appearance. I like SF and considering questions which most would find ridiculous.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

I'm female, evidence is strongly in favor of my being human, and extraordinary in some ways, below average in some ways, and pretty typical in some ways, such as appearance. I like SF and considering questions which most would find ridiculous.

Questions :|

[Gandoor]

I'm Aiko. I'm 904 years old from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Dar- no wait, that's Doctor Who my bad.

I'm Aiko, I'm 17 years old, unemployed, and I graduated high school a year ahead of my classmates. And I'm writing a novel. :B

And I have no interest in ordinary humans!

[Thafoo]

I was going to post a serious response. Fuck it.

I'm a flying pink magical triceratops with magical friendship powers that makes everyone happy and joyous and giggly. I MUST GET MY HANDS ON THOSE HEALTHY PURPLEBERRIES. Bort. Love me.

[Boomhaueristan]

I'm Aiko. I'm 904 years old from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Dar- no wait, that's Doctor Who my bad.

I'm Aiko, I'm 17 years old, unemployed, and I graduated high school a year ahead of my classmates. And I'm writing a novel. :B

And I have no interest in ordinary humans!

What kind of novel?

[Gandoor]

I'm Aiko. I'm 904 years old from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Dar- no wait, that's Doctor Who my bad.

I'm Aiko, I'm 17 years old, unemployed, and I graduated high school a year ahead of my classmates. And I'm writing a novel. :B

And I have no interest in ordinary humans!

What kind of novel?

Science fiction novel thing.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'm CC, known as Ben on some parts here...

I'm 23, aloof, never serious, and a sports nut.

[Zaldakki]

I'm Aiko. I'm 904 years old from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Dar- no wait, that's Doctor Who my bad.

I'm Aiko, I'm 17 years old, unemployed, and I graduated high school a year ahead of my classmates. And I'm writing a novel. :B

And I have no interest in ordinary humans!

Are you the same person as Aikoland?

[Aeken]

You have to guess.

[Thafoo]

I suppose, just because I feel slightly sorry for the OP whose thread gets flooded with facetious responses, that I'll make a serious response. Sigh.

I'm Thafoo, an eighteen-yr/old 1.5^th generation Vietnamese immigrant living in Kansas City, Kansas. I'm also shiny because I'm gay and I have OCD, which means I'm unique. Hug me.

Also, I have relations of some kind with just about every homosexual or bisexual on here. Usually sexual. I'm the self-proclaimed-peer-confirmed Gay God of NS. Shiny shiny. Do you want the shiny shiny?

[Gandoor]

I'm Aiko. I'm 904 years old from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, I'm the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Dar- no wait, that's Doctor Who my bad.

I'm Aiko, I'm 17 years old, unemployed, and I graduated high school a year ahead of my classmates. And I'm writing a novel. :B

And I have no interest in ordinary humans!

Are you the same person as Aikoland?

Of course.

[Tatooene]

19 year old American male. Graduated High School two years early. Now in my junior year of college. Making a living delivering pizza until I graduate. Basically the stereotypical smart, but socially awkward guy. I'm a strong Christian, and I am somewhere in between a Republican and a Libertarian (see my sig). I don't have tons of posts, because I stay too busy in real life to get in tons of debates.

[Bojikami]

I'm a 17 year old who lives in Stavropol, Russia.

[Boomhaueristan]

I suppose, just because I feel slightly sorry for the OP whose thread gets flooded with facetious responses, that I'll make a serious response. Sigh.

I'm Thafoo, an eighteen-yr/old 1.5^th generation Vietnamese immigrant living in Kansas City, Kansas. I'm also shiny because I'm gay and I have OCD, which means I'm unique. Hug me.

Also, I have relations of some kind with just about every homosexual or bisexual on here. Usually sexual. I'm the self-proclaimed-peer-confirmed Gay God of NS. Shiny shiny. Do you want the shiny shiny?

You're too kind, here, give me a bro hug.

[New haven america]

Because I feel like being nice to the op:

15, nice, moved to Oregon from Colorado 6 months ago, has no life, wishes to be more social/get more therapy for problems caused by 6 1/2 years of bullying.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm a dick.

[The Emerald Legion]

I'm that lunatic who varies between being a reasonably liberal normal-dude^tm to advocating stuff that's, y'know totalitarian as shit. Because sometimes I think people need a little totalitarianism.

Oh, and I joke about wanting to purge the earth of animal life a lot, but I'm mostly not serious. Except for mice, poisonous spiders, and ticks. Which can die in a fire.

[Dyakovo]

So here's a thread where we can all give an excerpt, in your desired life, of who we are and what makes us special.

I'm Dyakovo, that's what makes me special.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'm a dick.

Yep. But you're an awesome one.

[Vazdania]

Because General has enough debates and Internet test threads, I figure I'll shake it up a bit. The Internet is a distorted realm, NS is no exception. So when you're about to snark up that guy because you disagree with him, pause for a second. We're all human beings, we've all got stories and unpublished biographies. We're all joined because for some totally bizarre reason, we all log into this browser games forum and talk about, well anything. From abortion to ponies, to the strangest sex stories in news and to holocaust denial. It's all been talked about, but have you talked about yourself? Probably not as often as I like as your stalker.

So here's a thread where we can all give an excerpt, in your desired life, of who we are and what makes us special. A deeper connection to Nationstates, if you will. I'm not asking for your whole life story, I'm not asking you to share your skeletons, I'm not asking you to do anything really. Be as detailed as you'd like. Unlike most forums I've lurked on for five or six years, this one seems to have the most varied user base.

For starters, what's up? My names Mike. Born and raised in South Carolina, I currently live in the bipolar state of Ohio. I was born in '86, I got two brothers and a sister. I played football in Highschool, usually as a defensive end. I sucked by the way. I joined the United States Marine Corps out of highschool because I had zero interest in continuing my education, from 2004-2008. Coming back and having nothing to do, I made my first nation in late 2008.

I currently do Auto Body for a local Service Truck contractor, when I can actually drive to work in this weather. I got married last year to the love of my life, and were expecting a child in June. I'm an outdoorsman, I love turkey hunting and off roading. I drive a black 1994 Ford Ranger (my nations national animal, useless trivia). I'm an independent I suppose, I believe the US needs reforms, like, a lot.

That's about all I reckon you need to know about me. So NS, who are you, again?

My name is Ash.....I was raised in the great state of Idaho. I have a brother, a sister, and a younger cousin (who's basically a younger brother.) I hate sports.

I ride horses and you can often hear me complain on NS about moving sheep around from high to low ground.

And that's about all you need to know

[Boomhaueristan]

I'm a dick.

A helpful dick.

So here's a thread where we can all give an excerpt, in your desired life, of who we are and what makes us special.

I'm Dyakovo, that's what makes me special.

Please bring back the babyskull.gif.

Also, guys. Please stop feeling sorry for me, it makes me feel like I have a terminal illness.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm a dick.

Yep. But you're an awesome one.

*fist bump*

[Coffee Cakes]

Yep. But you're an awesome one.

*fist bump*

*fist bumps*

[Dyakovo]

I'm a dick.

A helpful dick.

I'm Dyakovo, that's what makes me special.

Please bring back the babyskull.gif.

Also, guys. Please stop feeling sorry for me, it makes me feel like I have a terminal illness.

The Skull is now reserved for Angry Russian.