Can atheists go to Heaven?

[Grandais]

I'm going to make my potentially offensive post of the week now.

Despite being an atheist, if I had the choice of who could get into a hypothetical heaven, I would still send LeVeyan Satanists to hell. I dislike a belief system that is basically Ayn Rand playing Harry Potter.

wow id hate to hear the christian version of that XD
not very offensive.

Huh?

[Norstal]

My God, I'll be so bored to tears I'd willingly leave.

Not everyone in Heaven will be a perfect, happy, saintly being.
However, everyone in Heaven will likely be satisfied, content, at peace, and on some level, they will be joyful. Many different personalities and whatnot.

There are too many cool and interesting things in Heaven for me to describe here. You will not be bored. Also note that it is constantly updating, too.

I think this is the closest definition of heaven.

In hell, sure you can have sex and masturbate and shit. But it will never make you joyful. You'll always want to masturbate and have sex.

[Neo Rom]

I think if a person is truly good, and perhaps never heard of the Word before, if he or she were to live by the rules put down by the Lord, and nature they'd be safe.

"Amen, amen I say to you, not everyone who calls me Lord, shall enter heaven, but he who does the will of my Father.:

[Austin Setzer]

My God, I'll be so bored to tears I'd willingly leave.

Not everyone in Heaven will be a perfect, happy, saintly being.
However, everyone in Heaven will likely be satisfied, content, at peace, and on some level, they will be joyful. Many different personalities and whatnot.

There are too many cool and interesting things in Heaven for me to describe here. You will not be bored. Also note that it is constantly updating, too.

SEE? THAT is a GREAT example. At peace, happy, nonsuffering. You forget your hateful ways. You have suffered all your life and this is the reward....great happiness. and for those who go to hell....you shall endure constant tormenting....you will not feel nonpain....pain will be everlasting...both physically and mentally you will suffer....so make your choice

[Austin Setzer]

wow id hate to hear the christian version of that XD
not very offensive.

Huh?

some of my friends who are strong christians would have said that MUCH differently....cussing diferently...

[Plutonium Blondes]

In hell, sure you can have sex and masturbate and shit. But it will never make you joyful.

Speak for yourself.

[Big Jim P]

I'm going to make my potentially offensive post of the week now.

Despite being an atheist, if I had the choice of who could get into a hypothetical heaven, I would still send LeVeyan Satanists to hell. I dislike a belief system that is basically Ayn Rand playing Harry Potter.

wow id hate to hear the christian version of that XD
not very offensive.

Agreed. I have heard far worse. So, Floridian Coast, you dislike my beliefs. Feel free to ignore them.

[The Floridian Coast]

In hell, sure you can have sex and masturbate and shit. But it will never make you joyful.

Speak for yourself.

From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire


Has a whole new meaning now.

[The Floridian Coast]

wow id hate to hear the christian version of that XD
not very offensive.

Agreed. I have heard far worse. So, Floridian Coast, you dislike my beliefs. Feel free to ignore them.

I didn't even know if you were a LeVeyan Satanist, 70% of people I've seen with inverted pentagrams just thought they looked cool.

[Norstal]

In hell, sure you can have sex and masturbate and shit. But it will never make you joyful.

Speak for yourself.

What I meant is that one masturbation in heaven is like 100^100 orgasms.
In hell, its just 1 orgasm.

Agreed. I have heard far worse. So, Floridian Coast, you dislike my beliefs. Feel free to ignore them.

I didn't even know if you were a LeVeyan Satanist, 70% of people I've seen with inverted pentagrams just thought they looked cool.

No, only the ones that think they're cool would mistake the pentagram as the Star of David.

[Austin Setzer]

i know right? i do have on more question....why worship the bassis of all suffering? and why worship nothing? why would you go to the evil and nuetral side when you can be on the good and happy side?

[Grandais]

i know right? i do have on more question....why worship the bassis of all suffering? and why worship nothing? why would you go to the evil and nuetral side when you can be on the good and happy side?

Um...you clearly assume he's Luciferian, which he isn't. Do your research.

[Big Jim P]

Agreed. I have heard far worse. So, Floridian Coast, you dislike my beliefs. Feel free to ignore them.

I didn't even know if you were a LeVeyan Satanist, 70% of people I've seen with inverted pentagrams just thought they looked cool.

There is a better than even chance that I have been a LaVeyan Satanist longer than you have been alive.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

i know right? i do have on more question....why worship the bassis of all suffering? and why worship nothing? why would you go to the evil and nuetral side when you can be on the good and happy side?

Because we love to think life isn't a test, and that some homophobic, sexist god isn't judging us.

[South Lorenya]

i know right? i do have on more question....why worship the bassis of all suffering? and why worship nothing? why would you go to the evil and nuetral side when you can be on the good and happy side?

Because many of us think that jehovallahweh is the cause of suffering. After all, even you think that he created all evil.

[Austin Setzer]

i know right? i do have on more question....why worship the bassis of all suffering? and why worship nothing? why would you go to the evil and nuetral side when you can be on the good and happy side?

Because many of us think that jehovallahweh is the cause of suffering. After all, even you think that he created all evil.

NO! he made the people, and let them live their lives....even if they were evil they WILL pay for it in the afterlife....and life IS a test....whoever wants to take the easy way out is always the one who fails....

[Jingoist Hippostan]

I didn't even know if you were a LeVeyan Satanist, 70% of people I've seen with inverted pentagrams just thought they looked cool.

There is a better than even chance that I have been a LaVeyan Satanist longer than you have been alive.

You'd think the "Hail Satan" would've been a bit more of a tip off.

LaVeyan Satanism is a perfectly good philosophy that's ruined by morons who want to piss of their parents. Although the part of the book dedicated to hexing people probably doesn't help.

Also, related to this thread: What happened to the people in Limbo? For those of you who were unaware, nonbelievers who nonetheless lead a life of goodness got to go to Limbo, along with unborn babies. The Pope deleted Limbo from existence using his +2 Papal Scepter of Multiversal Modification a few years back. I'm curious to know if, by doing this, he flung billions of babies into the fires of hell.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because many of us think that jehovallahweh is the cause of suffering. After all, even you think that he created all evil.

NO! he made the people, and let them live their lives....even if they were evil they WILL pay for it in the afterlife....and life IS a test....whoever wants to take the easy way out is always the one who fails....

Works for me.



Satan sounds like a downright nice guy.

[Plutonium Blondes]

one masturbation in heaven is like 100^100 orgasms.

I was unaware. Christians need to publicize this fact more. That'd bring the kids into the pews.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

one masturbation in heaven is like 100^100 orgasms.

I was unaware. Christians need to publicize this fact more. That'd bring the kids into the pews.

Oh yeah.

[Austin Setzer]

probably....ive never been a "fan" of the pope....im a methodist

[Dododecapod]

There is a better than even chance that I have been a LaVeyan Satanist longer than you have been alive.

You'd think the "Hail Satan" would've been a bit more of a tip off.

LaVeyan Satanism is a perfectly good philosophy that's ruined by morons who want to piss of their parents. Although the part of the book dedicated to hexing people probably doesn't help.

Also, related to this thread: What happened to the people in Limbo? For those of you who were unaware, nonbelievers who nonetheless lead a life of goodness got to go to Limbo, along with unborn babies. The Pope deleted Limbo from existence using his +2 Papal Scepter of Multiversal Modification a few years back. I'm curious to know if, by doing this, he flung billions of babies into the fires of hell.

Yup. That's the standard interpretation.
Among other things, one reason I call the God of Christians an evil arsehole.

[Genivar]

NO! he made the people, and let them live their lives....even if they were evil they WILL pay for it in the afterlife....and life IS a test....whoever wants to take the easy way out is always the one who fails....

Works for me.



Satan sounds like a downright nice guy.

[Big Jim P]

There is a better than even chance that I have been a LaVeyan Satanist longer than you have been alive.

You'd think the "Hail Satan" would've been a bit more of a tip off.

LaVeyan Satanism is a perfectly good philosophy that's ruined by morons who want to piss of their parents. Although the part of the book dedicated to hexing people probably doesn't help.

Also, related to this thread: What happened to the people in Limbo? For those of you who were unaware, nonbelievers who nonetheless lead a life of goodness got to go to Limbo, along with unborn babies. The Pope deleted Limbo from existence using his +2 Papal Scepter of Multiversal Modification a few years back. I'm curious to know if, by doing this, he flung billions of babies into the fires of hell.

Ja, it's not like I have been quiet or shy about my beliefs. Then again, not everyone here has been around long enough to have met me.

Again, ja, we get our fair share of wannabes. Life goes on. some may actually turn out to be decent Satanists, but sadly most will no. As for the bit about hexing people: I guess you could say it is our "mystery". Once you understand Satanic Magic, the everything falls into place.

As for Limbo: I always thought of it as similar to nirvana: non-existence. I could be wrong.

[Austin Setzer]

NO! he made the people, and let them live their lives....even if they were evil they WILL pay for it in the afterlife....and life IS a test....whoever wants to take the easy way out is always the one who fails....

Works for me.



Satan sounds like a downright nice guy.

Two things. The devil HAS killed many people.... the devil's soul is a part in all evil people.
Secondly GODS DOING A TEST! this is the 534th time ive said this...


i DO have one question that will puzzle some....hell is the place of eternal suffering....owned by the devil....so if you WORSHIP the devil you will get the exact OPPOSITE of what you want....so does that mean you go to heaven XD