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by St George of England » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:27 am

by Mike the Progressive » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:28 am

by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:28 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Hathradic States » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:29 am

by Buffett and Colbert » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:29 am
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Mike the Progressive » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:30 am

by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:35 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Grenartia » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:36 am
Yeah... i had to learn that the hard way. I've always been a believer in the line of thought that if you have something to say to/about somebody, you should always say it.
by Darenjo » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:37 am

by Grenartia » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:37 am
Horsefish wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:
Oh certainly, I'm not speaking without know what it's like. Been there, done that. But like I said, moving on and adopting a daily dose of alcoholic consumption eases the pain, significantly.
Indeedy. Facebook is also the invention of the devil and I'm going to stab mark whats-his-face in the face if I see him. Having the ability to talk to someone you need to forget isn't good.

by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:37 am
Grenartia wrote:St George of England wrote:You really don't want to do that...Mike the Progressive wrote:
Seriously, you come off obsessive, creepy, and desperate.
Best advice: move on. Alcohol helps.
Yeah... i had to learn that the hard way. I've always been a believer in the line of thought that if you have something to say to/about somebody, you should always say it.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by St George of England » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:37 am

by Hathradic States » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:38 am


by Farnhamia » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:42 am

by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:44 am
Farnhamia wrote:Horsefish wrote:
Nope. Keeping things bottled up may fuck you up but it's always the best way to go.
What you say to or about someone depends entirely on the circumstances and that person's ability to inflict bodily harm on you. Keeping things bottled up is not healthy or sane, and almost always ends with someone performing CPR on you, or a doctor saying the word "stroke" to your loved ones in a sad voice, or - best case - you crying about why yellow always makes you sad to some disinterested person who's wondering why he didn't go into dermatology.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Farnhamia » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:45 am
Horsefish wrote:Farnhamia wrote:What you say to or about someone depends entirely on the circumstances and that person's ability to inflict bodily harm on you. Keeping things bottled up is not healthy or sane, and almost always ends with someone performing CPR on you, or a doctor saying the word "stroke" to your loved ones in a sad voice, or - best case - you crying about why yellow always makes you sad to some disinterested person who's wondering why he didn't go into dermatology.
Meh I don't know, bottling things up coupled with large amounts of intoxicant makes for an intresting and trippy night.

by Mike the Progressive » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:45 am
Horsefish wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:
Oh certainly, I'm not speaking without know what it's like. Been there, done that. But like I said, moving on and adopting a daily dose of alcoholic consumption eases the pain, significantly.
Indeedy. Facebook is also the invention of the devil and I'm going to stab mark whats-his-face in the face if I see him. Having the ability to talk to someone you need to forget isn't good.

by Mike the Progressive » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:46 am
Grenartia wrote:St George of England wrote:You really don't want to do that...Mike the Progressive wrote:
Seriously, you come off obsessive, creepy, and desperate.
Best advice: move on. Alcohol helps.
Yeah... i had to learn that the hard way. I've always been a believer in the line of thought that if you have something to say to/about somebody, you should always say it.

by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:49 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Farnhamia » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:52 am


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by Fartsniffage » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:12 pm
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by Horsefish » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:24 pm
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
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