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Will the real Max Barry, please stand up?

Postby Equalopolis II » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:03 am

I was wondering, if Max Barry created NationStates he must have a nation?

If you are Max Barry reply to this post
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I don't know if that was more a motto or an observation...

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Wewtlandem wrote:Max Barry is like Jesus, there is a little bit of him in all of us...


Max sleeps with us?! :blink:

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Postby South Norwega » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:11 am

So many Max Barry threads. One presumes the great overlord would reveal himself if he ever chose to.
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Postby SaintB » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:12 am

I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:15 am

SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this

Hehehe...
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Postby Equalopolis II » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:17 am

SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this




I hope not
The Polar Union is currently occupied by GRADF and Crusaders of Justice Forces. Free The Polar Union!
SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this


Greater Rhodes wrote:The orange parts of your flag turned sideways looks like a penis and two star-shaped balls.

I don't know if that was more a motto or an observation...

Wilgrove wrote:
Wewtlandem wrote:Max Barry is like Jesus, there is a little bit of him in all of us...


Max sleeps with us?! :blink:

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Postby Anogen Dys » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:19 am

Not this again....

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Postby Stuffed Taxidermists » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:21 am

Isn't Max Barry [violet]?
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Postby Eastern Arcadia » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:22 am

Equalopolis II wrote:
SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this




I hope not


I was waiting for it to go "I'm Spartacus! And so is my wife!"

In other news, I wonder, it raises the question, since he made this site, surely his nation should be, at least, amongst the first who ever registered, so simply jumping into the largest population list should whittle it down somewhat.

Unless of course he never did create a nation, or did, but let it die, or has no interest in us...

*has crisis of faith*

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Postby Czardas » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:22 am

Equalopolis II wrote:I was wondering, if Max Barry created NationStates he must have a nation?

Indeed. At present, he has 54,702 of them.

Only 54k? Wow. Part of me is still living in the days when there were 100k+ active nations.
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Postby SaintB » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:30 am

Yes, Equalopolis II, there is a Max Barry. He exists as certainly as Democracy, and Socialism, and Nazism exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Max Barry. It would be as dreary as if there were no Equalopolis II. There would be no NationStates then, no Forum 7, no International Incidents to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight.

Not believe in Max Berry! You might as well not believe in the United Nations! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the forums, but even if they did not see Max Barry posting, what would that prove? Nobody sees Max Barry, but that is no sign that there is no Max Barry. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see communists and objectivists dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they don't. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the forum.
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Postby Eastern Arcadia » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:35 am

SaintB wrote:There would be no NationStates then, no Forum 7,


SaintB wrote:There would be no NationStates then, no Forum 7,


SaintB wrote:no Forum 7,


SaintB wrote:No Forum 7,


SaintB wrote:No Forum 7,


SaintB wrote:No Forum 7,


I say... :twisted:
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Postby Exemplis » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:36 am

Equalopolis II wrote:I was wondering, if Max Barry created NationStates he must have a nation?


Not necessarily... Playing your own game can be quite awkward. And besides, once you find the nation with the population of > 1 trillion and a GDP higher than every other nation combined, chances are, you've found Max Barry... :p

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Postby Equalopolis II » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:36 am

GODAMMIT MAX BARRY SHOW YOURSELF!!!
The Polar Union is currently occupied by GRADF and Crusaders of Justice Forces. Free The Polar Union!
SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this


Greater Rhodes wrote:The orange parts of your flag turned sideways looks like a penis and two star-shaped balls.

I don't know if that was more a motto or an observation...

Wilgrove wrote:
Wewtlandem wrote:Max Barry is like Jesus, there is a little bit of him in all of us...


Max sleeps with us?! :blink:

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Postby SaintB » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:42 am

Equalopolis II wrote:GODAMMIT MAX BARRY SHOW YOURSELF!!!

You'll catch the Chesire Cat with a net before that works; all this will do is get the thread locked and my perfectly funny adaptation of "Yes there is a Santa Clause" thrown away
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Postby UCDF » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:44 am

Imagine being allies with him...
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Postby Equalopolis II » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:44 am

SaintB wrote:
Equalopolis II wrote:GODAMMIT MAX BARRY SHOW YOURSELF!!!

You'll catch the Chesire Cat with a net before that works; all this will do is get the thread locked and my perfectly funny adaptation of "Yes there is a Santa Clause" thrown away



Ok ok ok i'm calm now
The Polar Union is currently occupied by GRADF and Crusaders of Justice Forces. Free The Polar Union!
SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this


Greater Rhodes wrote:The orange parts of your flag turned sideways looks like a penis and two star-shaped balls.

I don't know if that was more a motto or an observation...

Wilgrove wrote:
Wewtlandem wrote:Max Barry is like Jesus, there is a little bit of him in all of us...


Max sleeps with us?! :blink:

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Postby Cyber Utopia » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:49 am

SaintB wrote:You'll catch the Chesire Cat with a net before that works; all this will do is get the thread locked and my perfectly funny adaptation of "Yes there is a Santa Clause" thrown away


It was a beautiful adaptation.
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Postby Czardas » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:49 am

Czardas wrote:
Equalopolis II wrote:I was wondering, if Max Barry created NationStates he must have a nation?

Indeed. At present, he has 54,702 of them.

Or wait. Did you mean to ask which one he personally logs into when he's playing NS?

Suffice it to say that I know the answer to that question, too.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:51 am

Equalopolis II wrote:
SaintB wrote:You'll catch the Chesire Cat with a net before that works; all this will do is get the thread locked and my perfectly funny adaptation of "Yes there is a Santa Clause" thrown away



Ok ok ok i'm calm now

Good. I know this is a stressful subject for some.
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Postby SaintB » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:51 am

Cyber Utopia wrote:
SaintB wrote:You'll catch the Chesire Cat with a net before that works; all this will do is get the thread locked and my perfectly funny adaptation of "Yes there is a Santa Clause" thrown away


It was a beautiful adaptation.

I felt it captures the essence for the quest for Max Barry better than any original work by myself could have

It was that or rewrite the entirety of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Postby Strator » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:52 am

I'm Max Barry and so is my wife

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Postby Brauzillia » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:53 am

If Max has over 54,000 accounts, then one of them must be using this thread? Right?

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Postby Equalopolis II » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:54 am

Brauzillia wrote:If Max has over 54,000 accounts, then one of them must be using this thread? Right?



Hmm...true true
The Polar Union is currently occupied by GRADF and Crusaders of Justice Forces. Free The Polar Union!
SaintB wrote:I get a funny feeling that this thread is going to end up something like this


Greater Rhodes wrote:The orange parts of your flag turned sideways looks like a penis and two star-shaped balls.

I don't know if that was more a motto or an observation...

Wilgrove wrote:
Wewtlandem wrote:Max Barry is like Jesus, there is a little bit of him in all of us...


Max sleeps with us?! :blink:

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:43 am

Every once in a while, people will pick someone and speculate that the person is actually Max Barry in disguise. I was picked once a few years ago. Back before I was a mod. I behaved very oddly back then. :)
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Postby Ifreann » Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:52 am

I'm Max Barry's gardener, and he has no idea what you people are talking about.

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